Chapter Forty-Eight: The Drama Troupe Ghost A good show is not afraid to sing after death

Qin Aide's words said Hu Xianning's situation so accurately because the moment Sun Xiaotong grabbed his arm just now, the picture of Hu Xianning and Luo Sanming fighting flashed in his mind, but when he told Sun Xiaotong about Hu Xianning's arrest, Sun Xiaotong just wanted to ask him why he said this, Qin Aide suddenly closed his eyes and fell to the ground unconscious. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Sun Xiaotong saw Qin Aide suddenly faint to the ground, and hurriedly squatted down and hugged him on his lap, and shouted at the door: "Lao Liang, your junior brother has fainted!" Sun Xiaotong looked at Qin Ide's face, I don't know why she was a little worried, she stretched out her hand to probe Qin Ide's snort, and found that his breathing was weak, and then pressed his pulse again, and found that he didn't have a pulse, did this heart stop working? .

Liang Yifu and Lao Wang, as well as Robert and Wen Jiabao, walked out of it, Robert just walked out of the door, and saw Qin Aide lying on Sun Xiaotong's lap as if he had lost his breath, and asked anxiously: "Oh, how can this be?" Ambulance, by the way, call an ambulance! ”。 Lao Wang yawned, and then said: "What, Lao Wen, hurry up and call 120...". Wen Jiabao just wanted to take out his mobile phone and call 120, but was stopped by Liang Yifu, Liang Yifu said with a solemn expression: "No, he is over-consumed with internal qi, let him sleep for a few days and it will be fine."

When Lao Wang heard this, he nodded, walked over and picked up Qin Aide and said, "Let's go, brother, brother will take you back to sleep, you kid is really good at adjusting the time, you know how to sleep on the lap of a beautiful woman... Hey~". After Lao Wang said this, he asked Wen Jiabao to help move Qin Ide to his back, and carried Qin Ide towards the elevator.

At this time, the staff came to Sun Yating's side and told her that the water pipe that had burst in the original room would not be repaired until tomorrow morning, and now other rooms have been arranged for them, and now they can go back to rest. Sun Yating replied, she got up and beckoned to Liang Yifu, Liang Yifu said, "You guys go up first...".

When Wang Zhiyu heard this, she yawned and walked to Liang Yifu's side, squeezed him the arm and said, "What's wrong?" Let's go up first, what do you want to stay here for? ”。 Liang Yifu was pinched painfully, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Ouch, ouch, I'll talk to her about something, just about my junior brother's matter, where do you want to go...". Wang Zhiyu said dissatisfiedly: "Hmph, what can't I know, sneaky must be nothing good, by the way, Lao Qin, why did he faint, why are you all downstairs, what happened upstairs?" ”。

At this moment, Sun Yating walked over, took Wang Zhiyu's hand and said with a smile: "The room has burst the water pipe, let's go up first, and I'll tell you what happened later." Wang Zhiyu was very puzzled, why were they all mysterious, and she remembered that she seemed to be kissing Lao Liang, why did she fall asleep, and why was she on the sofa in the lobby downstairs when she woke up? This bunch of questions can only wait until she returns to the hotel room and lets Sun Yating tell herself.

After Wang Zhiyu and Sun Yating followed the staff into the elevator, Liang Yifu took Sun Xiaotong to the fire staircase, sat on the steps, Sun Xiaotong took a deep breath, took out a pack of women's cigarettes and lit it, took a puff of cigarette and looked at Liang Yifu and asked: "Why did the 'coward' have no heartbeat just now, and he said that Xiao Ning was captured by that 'Luo slut', I don't think he is lying, what's going on?" ”

Liang Yifu leaned against the wall and lit a cigarette for himself, he took a deep breath and said: "My junior brother has a 'ghost heart' in his body, so he has no pulse, but he accidentally gained the ability to predict, he probably saw the picture of prediction, so he only knew the fact that Xiao Ning was captured by the 'hobbit'...". Sun Xiaotong frowned slightly, thinking that this 'coward' could still be alive with a 'ghost heart', and he also had the ability to predict, this thing was really a little difficult for her to digest, but now the problem came again, she scratched her hair, and said at the same time: "I shouldn't have listened to Xiao Ning just now, I have to stay there and deal with those scarecrows with her, I'm so angry!" Why am I so careless! ”。 With that, she slammed the ground hard.

Liang Yifu pinched the bridge of his nose with his hand, and said at the same time: "It seems that the 'slut' surnamed Luo has premeditated and put us all in, but if he can arrest Hu Xianning, who has lived for hundreds of years, then his strength is probably not something we can deal with." When Sun Xiaotong heard this, he said angrily: "Nonsense, if he is really that powerful, he doesn't have to avoid me all these years, and it won't be easy to kill me directly."

The two said this, silently smoking a muffled cigarette, and after Liang Yifu finished smoking a cigarette, he lit another cigarette, at this time he said: "Now I can only look at one step at a time, the day after tomorrow is the 5th, the 'Luo slut' used the hostage as a bargaining chip, he must have wanted to serve us in a pot, and now Hu Xianning has been taken hostage by him, I have to tell the 'aunt' at home about this matter and let her come over to help." Sun Xiaotong nodded and asked, "Your aunt and grandmother, why are you letting her do when you're old?" You're too old to walk, right? ”。 Liang Yifu smiled bitterly: "She is also a wild immortal, a 'she-wolf', a very big 'she-wolf'." When Sun Xiaotong heard this, he remembered that he seemed to have heard Qin Ide say this before, and the wild fairy in his family seemed to be sisters to Hu Xianning?

Sun Xiaotong came back to his senses and asked Liang Yifu what happened in the hotel, why did the water pipe burst in the hotel? Liang Yifu heard Sun Xiaotong ask at this time, and after a wry smile, he told the story of what happened just now.

This matter has to start after Qin Aide closed the door of room 1108. At that time, after Qin Ide closed the room, the six of them were all leaning on the wall of the corridor and panting, but the scarecrow in the room was still desperately banging on the door, fortunately, this door was automatically locked and of excellent quality, otherwise it would have been knocked open after being hit so hard a few times. After Liang Yifu and Qin Ide discussed, they decided to let Wen Jiabao and the four of them go to their room to hide first, and they and his junior brother solved the scarecrow in room 1108 together.

At that time, Lao Wang and the four of them had already been frightened by the scarecrow, and their souls were almost gone, and they didn't dare to stay here to see how Liang Yifu and them dealt with those scarecrows, so they hurriedly took the door card handed to him by Qin Aide, and took the other three up the stairs to go to room 1203 to hide. After they left, Liang Yifu found that he didn't have the key card for room 1108, and said anxiously: "Oh no, how can I open the door without a door card?" ”。

When Qin Ide heard this, he calmly took out a door card from his trouser pocket and said, "Don't worry, I took the door card on the shoe cabinet when I closed the door just now." Liang Yifu nodded, frowned and said, "No, those guys inside are still banging on the door, how can we open the door?" ”。 As soon as the words fell, a middle-aged uncle walked out of the tenant of room 1106 next to him, and he came over and complained dissatisfiedly: "What do you young people want to do here without sleeping?" It's noisy, and you still let people sleep? ”。

Liang Yifu hurriedly apologized, saying that his friend had a quarrel or something, and now he was inside with the door closed and refused to come out, and now there was a fight, Liang Yifu said while leading the middle-aged uncle back to his door and coaxing him to go back to his room. When Liang Yifu walked back, Qin Aide just opened the door a crack, and Liang Yifu asked anxiously when he saw this: "Senior brother, what are you doing here!?" ”。

Qin Ed made a 'shhh After Liang Yifu gently closed the door, he and Qin Ed looked around the room for traces of the scarecrow, and when Qin Ide came to the balcony, he found a few straws on the ground, and he said: "They ran away... I guess I jumped out of here." Liang Yifu came to Qin Ide's side and squatted down to check the straw, nodded and said, "Alas... Great, I thought there was another fight, isn't this a toss-up."

The two of them stood up, just turned around and glanced into the room, almost scared Qin Ed backwards and threw himself downstairs. The scarecrow in the room was gone, but a male ghost with long black hair appeared, and the male ghost's face was smeared with rouge gouache from ancient singing, Qin Ed didn't know how to describe this male ghost's outfit, that is, his face was painted white, and then his cheeks were smeared with pink rouge, and he was still sitting in front of the dresser looking in the mirror, combing his hair with a comb, nine times out of ten he was a sissy, which was really disgusting. Liang Yifu saw that his junior brother's expression was wrong, and took out the 'Sanqing Eye Opening Talisman' from his trouser pocket and was opened by himself, and when he saw this ghost, he gasped.

Liang Yifu muttered in a low voice: "Senior brother, this 'shemale ghost'..."; Qin Ide asked in a curious whisper: "'Shemale ghost'? And this kind of ghost? ”。 Liang Yifu hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No, this is 'troupe ghosts', I am used to giving them nicknames, this kind of ghost is very annoying, but no, don't they all stay in the cinema, how can they appear here?" ”。

The ghost's hearing is very good, and it is useless for the brothers to speak quietly, all of them are heard by this 'theater ghost'. That's right, this kind of ghost is called 'troupe ghost', and in front of him are usually scathing and selfish popular flowers, who are resentful and stay in the world after death to plague the actors in the troupe and the guests who watch the play. It is a kind of ghost with a lot of resentment, and there is a special profession called 'singing ghost opera' in Uncle Qin's hometown, which is to subdue this kind of ghost to sing, first, to get rid of their desire to love singing, and second, to prevent them from running out and harming the living.

As an aside, in the 20 years from the 60s to the 80s of the 20th century, a great and sensational special event occurred in the motherland, which caused the prefecture to send a large number of ghosts to the world to hook the souls and arrest all the good ghosts and evil ghosts stranded in the world; On the wild immortal side, he was brought back to the 'Earth Immortal Realm' by the immortal who lived in the 'Crossing the Immortal Bridge', except for the group of old stubborns in the northeast who did not leave, and the other wild immortals all went back. Because of this kind of thing, as a result of this in the 21st century, there are very few demons and monsters that can be seen in the world, and you can see ghosts once in a lifetime, and you have to have fun, not to mention that the chance of you being persecuted by evil spirits or something is basically 1 in 10 million. This is really thanks to the great dedication of the group of good citizens who have a group of good citizens wrapped red cloth around their arms like crazy people, without them, they would not have let the managers of the two interfaces take action to bring things that do not belong to this world back to their hometowns.

Getting back to the point, the 'opera ghost' heard the conversation between Liang Yifu and Qin Ide, slowly stood up, floated in front of them, put on a charming posture that only women have, looked at the two of them carefully, and then said sharply: "Yes, this small body is suitable for singing...". When Liang Yifu heard this, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and without saying a word, he took out a 'Fire Breaking Charm' and pasted it on the arm of the 'troupe ghost', and the 'troupe ghost' screamed miserably and fell on the balcony.

Liang Yifu grabbed Qin Ide's hand and ran towards the door, but as soon as he ran to the door, the scene in front of him gradually turned into an exclusive stage for singing. Liang Yifu looked puzzled, and said anxiously: "Oh no, he was pulled into the illusion." Qin Ide looked at the scene in front of him and asked suspiciously, "Is this the scene created by that ghost?" By the way, why are we running? Wouldn't it be okay to just kill him? ”。 At this time, Liang Yifu had no intention of answering Qin Ide's question, he looked around nervously, and said at the same time: "The 'opera ghost' will pull people into the illusion he created to sing with him, but in an open place, he can't create an illusion, and now we are here to be a turtle in an urn, in which he is basically an invincible existence, a few years ago when I dealt with this kind of ghost with Uncle Qin, I was almost played to death."

When Qin Ed heard this, he couldn't help but get nervous, he looked towards the background of the stage, and found that this set looked quite real, but unfortunately it was a bit of a 'five cents' special effect, and the workmanship was not very good. Thinking of this, Qin Ide asked again, "You have dealt with this kind of ghost before, so how did you defeat him at that time?" ”。

Liang Yifu said anxiously: "Defeat a Mao, I was careless at the time, and was brought into the illusion by the 'troupe ghost', and then it was Uncle Qin who killed the 'troupe ghost' outside, and I escaped, the most speechless thing is that the place where I went in the illusion and the place where I went out were two places in reality, and after I came out that time, everyone went to the road near the mangrove forest, and was almost hit by a car." Qin Ide swallowed his saliva, this time he finally understood why his senior brother was in such a hurry to escape with him just now.

At this moment, there was a sound of gongs and drums on the stage, and then the sound of singing opera came, Liang Yifu frowned and complained: "Nima, it's still Cantonese opera." Qin Aide hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with Cantonese opera?" ”。 Liang Yifu shook his head and said, "It feels like watching a horror movie." As soon as he finished speaking, the 'troupe ghost' walked out from behind the stage, and he was wearing a costume at this time. walked to the center of the stage and sang an opera to the dark audience.

Qin Ide didn't know if Mao could understand what the 'opera ghost' was singing, could he speak Cantonese before he lost his memory? Liang Yifu pulled Qin Aide and cautiously retreated to the side of the background, and said at the same time: "Be careful, this bastard will definitely make a martial arts scene later, and then attack us, and he is very capable of fighting, if you have any more weapons in your hand, remember to throw them away, they are all defective, just take the talisman and stick it to him." Qin Ide nodded hurriedly, remembering what Liang Yifu said.

The brothers and sisters tightly pasted their backs in front of the stage background, holding talismans in their hands, and did not dare to slack off the 'opera ghost' who was singing in the center of the stage at this time, for fear that he would suddenly stop singing "Imperial Flower" and sing "Wu Song Fights the Tiger" instead. At this moment, Qin Ide couldn't help but ask, "Senior brother, you say he is invincible here?" What kind of invincible method is it? ”。

Liang Yifu replied in a low voice: "You'll know later, you can toss people." As soon as the words fell, the 'troupe ghost' glared angrily and said angrily: "Who is making noise here and disturbing the court!?" ”。 As soon as the words fell, the costume of the 'opera ghost' changed into the costume of a fast catcher, he pulled out the saber at his waist, turned around and pointed at Qin Ide and Liang Yifu and shouted: "Bold thief, where to escape!?" ”。 Qin Ed Khan,, we haven't moved at all, how can we say that we are running away.

It's too late, it's too soon; The 'opera ghost' raised his knife and slashed at Qin Ed and Liang Yifu, the brothers and sisters hurriedly dodged to the side, the 'opera ghost' failed to succeed in one move, and swung a knife horizontally and slashed at Liang Yifu, Liang Yifu saw this, and took the 'fire breaking demon talisman' in his hand and pasted it on the knife, and with a 'boom' explosion, the saber of the 'opera ghost' was blown into pieces. The 'opera ghost' was furious, pointed at Liang Yifu and shouted: "Okay, you Jiangyang thief, you can actually know such a demon method!" Look at the power of this Heavenly Master! ”。 After speaking, the 'opera ghost' changed from a catcher to a Taoist priest wearing a yellow robe.

At this moment, Qin Aide pasted two 'Thunder Descending Talismans' on the back of the 'opera ghost', and shouted at the same time: "Demon law, your sister!" I'll you fake Taoist! ”。 The talisman was pasted on the body of the 'troupe ghost', but it had no effect at all, and the 'troupe ghost' pretended to be righteous, stroked his fake beard and said: "Hmph, how can such a demon method hurt this heavenly master, the demon looks at the trick." The 'opera ghost' raised his hand and shot a 'palm talisman' at Liang Yifu, Liang Yifu gritted his teeth and fell to the ground to avoid the attack, and scolded at the same time: "I'll go to your uncle's!" You're the wicked, aren't you? ”。

The 'troupe ghost' said angrily: "Bold and wicked, dare to speak crazy!" Before he finished speaking, he was kicked to the ground by Qin Aide, Liang Yifu hurriedly got up from the ground, looked at Qin Aide and said, "Senior brother, beat him with the 'Sword Rune Array'!" ”。 Qin Ide and Liang Yifu took out the talisman together and arranged the 'Sword Talisman Array'. The 'opera ghost' who fell to the ground got up, watched the two of them arranging the formation, pulled out a 'peach wood sword' from behind and pointed at the two of them, shook his head and said, "Okay, you demon way!" If you want to fight with this Heavenly Master, today this Heavenly Master will do the right thing for Heaven and clean up you black sheep! ”。

After the nonsense of the 'troupe ghost' was finished, he stabbed at Qin Ide with a peachwood sword, Qin Ide hurriedly took a step back, and the 'troupe ghost' slashed at Qin Ide with his backhand, Qin Ide thought that this was just a wooden sword, so he simply didn't hide, he directly greeted it, but how did he think that this 'peach wood sword' actually had an inexplicable air pressure, which shocked him to the background of the stage, Qin Ide's whole person hit the background, and then fell on the stage.

Liang Yifu's 'Flame Sword' formation has been activated, and he made a big sword more than 2 meters long and burning with raging fire, he controlled the 'Flame Sword' and slashed towards the top of the head of the 'Opera Ghost', after all, the 'Drama Ghost' is just a soul, and he can't stand such a strong yang fire attack, so he hurriedly dodged to the side and dodged the attack. The flame sword didn't hit the 'troupe ghost' with one move, and stopped in mid-air and slashed horizontally towards the 'troupe ghost'. Seeing this, the troupe ghost shot a 'palm talisman' at Liang Yifu, Liang Yifu didn't notice the move of the 'troupe ghost', and was hit by the 'palm talisman', and the whole person flew under the stage and fell on the dark floor.

At the same time, a 'thunderbolt sword' entwined with white lightning formed at the top of the stage, falling vertically towards the 'troupe ghost', making the 'troupe ghost' a mess, so sour. Qin Ide stood up from the stage with difficulty, ran quickly to the edge of the stage, and found that Liang Yifu was trying to climb towards the stage about 2 meters high, Qin Ide quickly stretched out his hand and pulled Liang Yifu up.

Liang Yifu gasped and asked, "What about that guy?" ”。 Qin Ide turned around and pointed to the place where the 'troupe ghost' fell, only to find that the guy was gone? Liang Yifu shook his head and said: "Sure enough, it seems that these 'opera ghosts' have the same tricks, you look at it, he will definitely come out again, and then sing a play, and then attack us, and after being beaten by us, he continues to sing, and so on, he tosses us like this and exhausts us to death."

When Qin Ide heard this, he asked suspiciously, "But he was obviously hit by my 'Thunderbolt Greatsword'?" How could it be that there was nothing at all? ”。 As soon as the words fell, the 'opera ghost' wore the shape of Guan Gong, walked out of the backstage, and staged a play "Guan Gong Playing Diao Chan under the Moon", oh ~ No, it is "Guan Gong's Moon".

The two brothers and sisters staged 4 strange role-playing fighting scenes with the 'troupe ghost' on this fictional stage made by the 'troupe ghost'; they didn't know how long they had been here, anyway, they knew that they were now exhausted and out of breath, and the talismans on hand were about to run out, and the remaining talismans were almost all powerless, so it could be said that they had reached the point of exhaustion.

At this time, the two brothers leaned in front of the background board, panting, looking at the male version of the 'opera ghost' female costume singing Kunqu Opera, Liang Yifu smiled bitterly: ", this guy knows so much, he can sing everything, how many languages have he changed so far?" You say he can't sing pop songs." Qin Ide looked helpless and said, "You are still in the mood to joke, why do you say he has to come out from behind the cloth over there every time?" ”。

"You're stupid, he's singing, and he gets to change his clothes backstage" Liang Yifu smiled bitterly; Qin Ide frowned slightly and said, "Is there a need for this, have you forgotten the situation when he changed his clothes in front of us just now, he doesn't need to go backstage to change his clothes." When Liang Yifu heard this, he showed a thoughtful expression, thinking that this is indeed the case, but this can't be said to be anything wrong, because every time the singing scene changes or changes scenes, he has to go back to the backstage, and then come out of the door on the other side, so as to show the change of the scene or something.

Liang Yifu thought for a moment and said: "There must be loopholes in this illusion, I have also thought about it before, this stage made by this 'troupe ghost' is actually a different dimensional space or something, otherwise how could I run to another place when I came out...". Qin Ide stood up, looked at the 'troupe ghost' who was still singing, and asked, "Don't you sing, okay, can we talk?" ”。

Liang Yifu was frightened by Qin Ide's move, what does this kid want to do, if this ghost can talk to himself, will he still fight with himself? The 'troupe ghost' stopped waving his long sleeves, stood in place and turned around to make a girl's shy gesture, and then said in his extremely sissy voice: "Childe, are you calling the slave?" ”。 These words gave Liang Yifu and Qin Ed goosebumps, and Qin Ide calmed down and said: "Yes, it's just calling you, why are you trapping us here, we have no grievances and no revenge to fight like this."

When the 'troupe ghost' heard this, after running back and forth on the stage, he fell on the stage, pretending to be pitiful and singing: "The slave family... It's so lonely...". Liang Yifu said angrily when he heard this: "Fuck your sister's loneliness, loneliness, you go to the ghost to play, don't come to us, I told you that I still have something to do, you hurry up and let us out, otherwise I will kill you." After Liang Yifu said this, the 'troupe ghost' who fell to the ground actually cried bitterly, which made Qin Ed and Liang Yifu embarrassed, wondering if there was something wrong with this ghost's brain.

At this time, the two returned to room 1108 where they were just now, and the two were still standing at the door of the room at this time, they quickly turned their heads to look into the room, and found that the 'troupe ghost' was lying on the bed crying. Seeing him crying like this, Qin Ide just wanted to step forward to comfort him, but he didn't think that the 'drama ghost' would lift the things in the bedroom like a crazy woman and smash them.

Seeing this, Qin Aide and Liang Yifu hurriedly hid in the bathroom; But they hid inside, the 'troupe ghost' walked through the wall of the bathroom, took the teacup and threw it at Liang Yifu, Liang Yifu hurriedly dodged, but the teacup didn't know what it was made of, and it smashed the stainless steel water pipe of the wash basin, and the water splashed everywhere. The brothers were sprayed with water, so they had to run out of the bathroom, and when they ran into the corridor, they happened to run into Lao Wang. Lao Wang, this kid is here to see if they have dealt with the scarecrow properly.

But as soon as they met, they saw Qin Ide and Liang Yifu running towards him, shouting in their mouths, 'The water pipe is bursting, hurry up and call someone to repair it!' ’。 This shout called out all the tenants in the other rooms. It's just a fuss; Everyone came down, and the hotel manager also rushed to the scene to deal with the water pipes.

Speaking of things, Sun Xiaotong looked at Liang Yifu and asked, "What happened to the 'troupe ghost'?" ”。 Liang Yifu smiled bitterly: "That bastard, it's really angry and funny to say...". (To be continued.) )