Why did Qin Ed shout? Isn't it because Miao Xifeng, who is naked, is doing something very unspeakable to Liang Yifu, who is sleeping soundly on the bed. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Miao Xifeng, the ghost woman, was extremely dissatisfied with her body that had become young again, but her appearance was still that of an old woman, and her desire for yang energy could be said to have reached a crazy state. After she disappeared in the formation, she immediately locked the target of absorbing yang energy on Liang Yifu, who was still sleeping, she **** her body, passed through the doors of the two rooms, quietly climbed onto the bed, kissed Liang Yifu's lips with her old man's lips, and after absorbing some yang energy, she found that her appearance had returned to the appearance of her 40s.

But her goal is to look like a 20-year-old boy, and she is willing to give up, firstly for her own appearance, secondly, to blow and cover, and thirdly, to satisfy her unintentionally germinated lust of 'old cow eats tender grass'. In order to fulfill the above three wishes. She removed Liang Yifu's pants, revealing his 'Ding Ding', and then played a piece of music that lingered around Liang Yifu's 'Ding Ding', commonly known as ''.

Miao Xifeng used this method to quickly absorb yang energy, but this lasted long enough, and it took several minutes to discourage Liang Yifu, but Miao Xifeng was not in a hurry to absorb yang energy at this time, and planned to continue to satisfy her lust center, the longer the better. It's a pity that as soon as she had this idea, Qin Ed ran in and shouted, "Shut up! Let go of your old witch's mouth! ”。

Miao Xifeng was slightly startled, let go of the mouth holding Liang Yifu's 'Ding Ding', and looked at Qin Aide, thinking that she would really stop, no, it was to stop! But Qin Ed didn't expect her to put her mouth on Liang Yifu's 'Ding Ding' again and continue to play music. Seeing this, Qin Ide reached out and touched his pocket, and found that there was no talisman in his trouser pocket, and when he turned his head to look, he saw that the talisman was thrown on the table.

Qin Ide took a step across, came to the table and reached out to grab the talisman, who thought that Miao Xifeng, the old witch, was not idle on her mouth, and her hand was not idle, she stretched out her hand and shot a yin qi at Qin Ide, Qin Ide had no choice but to take a step back.

One person and one ghost were in such a stalemate, and after a stalemate for more than ten seconds, Qin Ed opened his mouth and asked angrily, "You old witch!" Why do you care so much about your appearance? And also! What kind of magic did you use to make my brother unconscious!? ”。

Miao Xifeng didn't stop moving, but she could speak, but the voice was a little ethereal, as if it didn't come from her mouth. Miao Xifeng said: "Ouch, don't you kid know that women are naturally beautiful? Your senior brother locked me in that broken cage, and it is not too much for me to absorb a little yang energy from him as compensation, and besides, don't call me an old witch, the slave family looks not old at all now...".

Qin Ide said: "you, what's the use of you inhaling yang qi now, won't you change back to your original appearance in a few days?" ”。 Miao Xifeng laughed for a while and said: "You don't understand this, I will become old because I inhaled the demonic energy of Qiu Majiu, you scattered my demonic energy last night, and I haven't had time to thank you yet~ Now as long as I absorb some more yang energy, I can change back to my original appearance, and I will no longer be an old woman's appearance in the future."

When Qin Ed heard this, he thought to himself, it turned out that he had inadvertently helped her, but looking at her like this, the senior brother should not be able to eat it, and he has not been inhaled by the female ghost in such a dirty way, so forget it, let her suck it.

Qin Ide looked at Miao Xifeng and said very calmly: "I'm with you, even if you inhale yang energy and restore your appearance, you can't escape, this house has been set up by me, you can't escape."

Miao Xifeng said with a smile: "Ouch, I didn't say I wanted to escape, just now I heard the conversation between Qiu Majiu and you, I didn't expect that there was still delicious food here, I must be reluctant to leave, besides, that Fang Wuxian has always treated me as a servant, so I don't want to follow him, I can't even be a ghost."

When Qin Ide heard this, he frowned lightly and thought about how much Miao Xifeng said was true, and then he said, "What are your plans after you recover your appearance?" ”。 Miao Xifeng just wanted to speak, but Liang Yifu finally couldn't hold on and was deflated. When Qin Ed saw this scene, he was really angry that the camera couldn't capture the appearance of the ghost, and he didn't let him take this photo, which was so commemorative.

After Liang Yifu was deflated, Miao Xifeng immediately absorbed his yang energy, and her appearance immediately returned to the appearance of her 20s, then she wiped her mouth, got out of bed, came to Qin Ide and said with a smile: "Ouch, your kid is moved, isn't it?" Do you want the slaves to come and wait for you? Hehehe...".

Qin Ed sighed and said, "Aren't you afraid that I will kill you?" ”。 Miao Xifeng smiled, took two steps back and said, "Ouch, look at what you said, aren't you afraid that the slave family will hurt you?" ”。 Qin Ed snorted and said, "What's there to be afraid of, aren't you just a little bit of a powerful little ghost, haven't you seen that your master Fang Wuxian will be injured like that?" ”。

Miao Xifeng was slightly startled when he heard this, thinking to himself that it could be that it was your kid and this kid lying on the bed who injured that ghost-level Fang Wuxian like that. Fortunately, I didn't attack this kid just now, otherwise I would have disappeared by now. Miao Xifeng stretched out his hand to cover his mouth and smiled, and said, "Ouch, you kid likes to scare me, don't tell you, I'll go down and find something delicious."

After speaking, Miao Xifeng didn't wait for Qin Aide to disagree, and drifted to the living room on the first floor, and then Qiu Majiu's scolding voice came: ", you dead mother-in-law!" I am not satisfied with stealing Lao Tzu's demonic energy, and now I still come to grab Lao Tzu's soup! ”。 Miao Xifeng smiled, and then said: "Dead loach, if you can come out, I will return the soup to you."

"! Stinky boy! Hurry up and help! Lao Tzu's soup was snatched away by the dead woman! Damn! Qiu Majiu shouted loudly. Qin Ed shook his head, how could he have encountered these ghosts with strange personalities and a little troublesome again? I'm just a ghost-hunting warlock, and after catching you, I just stuffed it into the underworld, and it's none of my business, how do I feel like I'm the director of the ghost shelter now?

Qin Ide came to Liang Yifu's side, looked at his 'Ding Ding' very unceremoniously, nodded and shook Liang Yifu awake, Liang Yifu's first reaction after waking up was that he didn't wear pants for Mao!? Didn't even wear underwear for Mao? Qin Ide had no choice but to tell the truth.

As soon as Liang Yifu heard this, he hurriedly put on his underwear and pants, and rushed downstairs to educate Miao Xifeng with strong criticism. You dare to suck the yang energy of the poor way! Are you tired of being alive? Let me tell you, your behavior is very immoral, you are robbing, it is breaking the law and committing crimes, and you will be spurned by the broad masses of the people! ”。

Miao Xifeng hugged a pot of instant noodle soup, floated to the dining table and sat down, and replied with a smile while smelling the soup: "Ouch, haven't you ever been happy?" The slave family has been sucking for you for a long time with a small mouth~ You didn't even thank you, and you blamed the slave family in turn."

When Qiu Majiu heard this, he laughed and said, "Damn, you kid is really cheap and good!" Oops, I'm laughing to death." Liang Yifu glared at Qiu Majiu and said, "Dead loach, eh? How did you become a baby fish? Forget it, you shut up for me, or I won't give you the talisman."

When Qiu Majiu heard this, she hurriedly changed her words and said: "Well, Lao Tzu thought about it carefully, or is it wrong for you to be a dead mother-in-law, don't hurry up and apologize!" ”。

Miao Xifeng ignored the two of them, and continued to smell the instant noodle soup, which looked the same as Qiu Majiu, like taking drugs. After Liang Yifu sighed, he turned his head to look at the current time, 4:58 pm, forget it, let's brush my teeth and wash my face first.

Liang Yifu returned to the bathroom on the second floor to brush his teeth and wash his face, Qin Ide has been talking to Chairman Jin on the phone to report to work since Liang Yifu ran to the first floor just now, when President Jin heard this heavy news, his old man really couldn't sit still, he said solemnly on the phone: "Xiaode, are you sure your news is right?" That loach spirit ghost didn't lie to you? ”。

Qin Ide snorted and said: "It won't be wrong, in fact, when I eavesdropped on their conversation last night, I felt that the five-way demon Fang Wuxian that our master dealt with before had already escaped, and I know that Fang Wuxian is very familiar with the person, the troops he is hoarding now are very likely to do great things, with his personality, he will definitely not do thankless things."

Chairman Jin took a deep breath and said, "Seventy or eighty 'soul seed' monsters are the largest number of monsters encountered by our association, and they are far beyond the range I imagined, so let's do it, you and your senior brother are now waiting over there to see what happens, and I will personally bring 20 seniors over to help you fight against demons!" ”。

Qin Ide snorted and said: "We took Fang Wuxian and arrested him for a while, he is likely to be suspicious, it is very likely that he will come to Wangou Village after nightfall, if he finds something abnormal, I really don't know what he will do."

Chairman Kim said, "Otherwise, you two will leave the village with the two ghosts you caught and return to the city, or you will wait for us directly at the airport, I don't think it is possible for the ghost king to find such a far place, and then formulate detailed countermeasures after we meet."

Qin Ide said: "Okay, listen to you, I'll leave the village with my senior brother now." After speaking, Qin Ed hung up the phone, and Liang Yifu walked in and asked, "Senior brother, what did the dead loach say?" ”。

Qin Ide looked at Liang Yifu, sighed, and told Liang Yifu carefully all the information he asked from Qiu Majiu, Qin Ide also asked Liang Yifu if he thought these things were reliable, this Qiu Majiu was also a monster who lived for more than 900 years before he died, and he must be very good.

Liang Yifu held his chin with one hand and thought for a while and said: "It makes sense for you to say that, I don't think it's necessary to take the two of them to the airport, just let Lao Lu come up and take them down to the underworld." Qin Ed nodded, indeed, he can't really become the director of the ghost shelter, after all, people and ghosts have different paths, and they often take these ghosts by their side, and it is still a trivial matter to be treated as a psychopath by others, and the yang energy on their bodies will be secretly sucked away by them, so the risk is a bit high.

The matter of contacting Lu Qingfeng was handed over to Qin Aide to deal with, Liang Yifu returned to the kitchen on the first floor to make his belated breakfast, originally he wanted to eat instant noodle soup, but found that there were three packs of instant noodles without seasonings on the table, as the so-called don't eat for nothing, don't eat it, it's a waste not to eat.

Liang Yifu cooked three packs of instant noodles, put them in cold water, and then stir-fried noodles. Then I fried everything in the refrigerator that could be used. Miao Xifeng is a very good female ghost, she floated to the kitchen to watch Liang Yifu's fried noodles, and secretly ate a few bites from time to time, of course, she ate it by smelling.

Anyway, Liang Yifu couldn't finish such a big pot of fried noodles alone, so he divided four points of fried noodles, one for Miao Xifeng, one for his junior brother, and one for Qiu Majiu, who was still trapped in the formation. Liang Yifu released Qiu Majiu, compared with last night, Qiu Majiu at this time is simply a world of difference, last night was still a big-headed ghost, although the body proportion is not very coordinated, but there is still a bit of might, look at his current standing up only half a meter tall baby fish appearance, sitting directly on the table and smelling the face, so that Liang Yifu can't accept it, can't accept this guy is so funny.

Qin Ide used the 'You Yin Order' upstairs to contact Lu Qingfeng very easily, Lu Qingfeng said that he would arrive immediately, but it was half an hour later, and he hadn't arrived yet. Qin Aide and Liang Yifu and the two ghosts were all full, sitting on the chair and doing their own things, Qiu Majiu began to paste the talisman again, entering the drug mode, and Miao Xifeng was bored in the room; Qin Ide and Liang Yifu were smoking smoky cigarettes and waiting for Lu Qingfeng to arrive.

Lu Qingfeng looked for the breath of Qin Aide's 'Yin Order', came to the vicinity of Wangou Village, and immediately found that there was a trace of unusual Yin Qi... However, he didn't go over to investigate, but continued to go to Qin Aide's location, and when he came to the door of Wen Jiabao's hometown's house, he knocked on the door and said, "In Xia Lu Qingfeng, I don't know if there is anyone in the house...". Liang Yifu opened the door, looked at Lu Qingfeng and said with some dissatisfaction: "I said, why did you only come now?" Any idea how long we've been waiting for you? ”。

Lu Qingfeng smiled, and after giving Liang Yifu a salute, he said with a smile: "When you come up from the underworld, you still need to get the approval of the judge before you can come up, and it took some time to handle the approval." Qin Ide walked over, looked at Lu Qingfeng with contempt and said, "Don't fool me, your daughter-in-law said that you can come and go by yourself at all."

A person and a ghost stood at the door and spoke, the door was open, and she didn't notice Miao Xifeng's eyes shining at the door at all, she turned into a trace of gray smoke and planned to jump out from Qin Ed and Lu Qingfeng's side, but her plan failed, Lu Qingfeng gently stretched out his hand to block her way, and then gently pushed, Miao Xifeng fell to the ground.

Qin Ide and Liang Yifu came to Miao Xifeng, and Liang Yifu said: "I said you mother-in-law, okay, you still want to run away in front of Bai Wuchang?" ”。 Miao Xifeng was slightly startled when he heard this, then glanced at Lu Qingfeng, and said in disbelief: "This guy is Bai Wuchang!?" ”。

Lu Qingfeng floated over and asked, "This is the female ghost you are talking about?" ”。 Qin Ide said: "Yes, hurry up, bring it back to your underworld, and bring back the loach on the table that is 'snorting'." When Miao Xifeng heard this, he hurriedly knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, begging Lu Qingfeng not to take him back to the underworld, but how could Lu Qingfeng listen to him, Lu Qingfeng sighed lightly and said: "Why do you bother to stay in the world, the underworld is your eternal destination", after that, he took out the 'Qiankun bag' and took Miao Xifeng in, and then came to the dining table and took Qiu Majiu in.

At this moment, Liang Yifu took out a stack of 'Ghost Confusion Charms' and handed them to Lu Qingfeng, and said at the same time: "Old Lu, give this to that loach, he is quite pitiful, he always likes to revel in his own fantasies, here are ten 'Ghost Confusion Charms', as a gift from me."

Lu Qingfeng nodded, took the talisman and stuffed it into his pocket, then waved his hand, and after closing the door, he looked at Qin Ide and Liang Yifu and said, "When I came here just now, I found that there was an unusual ghost aura on the nearby mountain, which was probably emanated from the ghost king who escaped from the underworld, I don't know if you know?" ”。

When Qin Ide and Liang Yifu heard this, they looked depressed, walked to the sofa in the living room and sat down, Lu Qingfeng followed, found a place to sit down, and said: "Look at your expressions, I think you also know about this, can you follow the next one."

Liang Yifu nodded, lit a cigarette, and spent 5 minutes telling Lu Qingfeng about what had happened to his senior brother and brother in the past few days, including asking people from the Xuan Society to come over to support, and telling Lu Qingfeng about dealing with Fang Wuxian and their gang together.

After hearing this, Lu Qingfeng nodded and said, "I can't hide it, the matter of arresting the ghost king is something that you brothers and sisters need to face, but Lord Yan Jun specially explained that he can assist you in catching the ghost king together, what are your plans now?" ”。

Qin Ide smiled bitterly: "You're here to help?" Let's let your daughter-in-law come over to help, so that I can rest assured, you can't even beat your daughter-in-law, I'm afraid that we will have to save you then, Brother Lu."

When Lu Qingfeng heard this, he smiled embarrassedly and said: "Although Zai Xia is a scholar, he is not powerless, and he is also a 'ghost immortal' in Xia, and he is still confident that he can fight against such a ghost as Fang Wuxian, but this 'soul seed' monster is probably a little difficult to fight."

Liang Yifu asked: "I said Lao Lu, why don't we wait for the people from the association to come and then act together, it will be safer." Lu Qingfeng shook his head and said softly: "No, the underworld has always only asked about the affairs of the world, this incident is a special event, and I am willing to help in the future, but I can't break the laws of the underworld, so that you and the living people other than Miss Sun know about it, so you can choose to cooperate with the seniors of the master to deal with Fang Wuxian and them, or you can choose to let me stay, and we will fight the enemy together."

When Qin Ed heard this, he immediately lowered his head and muttered: "Oh, can you not choose, those old people in the Xuan Society say that they are superior seniors, but more than half of them are afraid of death and injury, and it may not be of much use if they come, but just the three of us to deal with that large group of monsters, plus one Fang Wuxi, no matter how much comparison is made, it doesn't have an absolute chance of winning."

Lu Qingfeng smiled and nodded, and said: "It is indeed reasonable, otherwise it is okay, stay in the next time I go back to the underworld and ask my lady to come up to help you fight, so that our black and white impermanence envoys can assist you, what do you think?" ”。

When Liang Yifu heard this, he said, "Okay, but we can't stay here and wait for you, lest Fang Wuxian find the two of us when he comes here to search." Lu Qingfeng nodded, turned into a puff of black smoke and went back to the underworld.

Liang Yifu and Qin Ide returned to the room to change into clothes for going out, packed their luggage, put their bags on their backs, and walked out of the house together, and after locking the door, the two brothers began to walk towards the entrance of the village.

On the way, they passed by the door of the neighbors who opened shops to buy food, and there was no customer in front of the door, only to see that they seemed to be saying that the living Bodhisattva had returned to the Buddha country or something, and the 'boy king' and 'girl king' also followed, and the temple had no Bodhisattva, and they couldn't do business themselves, and then they began to complain and complain.

If it is said that people are selfish, it is indeed true, selfishness and selfishness are still two different things, selfishness comes from the behavior pattern derived from people's survival instinct; Selfishness, on the other hand, is a more deeply refined depraved mentality. 'Maitreya Buddha' is very right, no matter whether the bodhisattva is true or false, the one who can satisfy people's selfish desires is a good god, a good bodhisattva, a good Buddha, a good God, and a good Allah. Qiu Majiu was arrested, the living Bodhisattva was not in the temple, and the two little ghosts in the temple pretended to be the Bodhisattva's followers had to fabricate a lie that the Bodhisattva had returned to the Buddha country at the call of the Buddha, and he would meet again in the future.

The believers who came to line up to see the living Bodhisattva did not believe it, and after the disappearance of the 'girl-kun' and 'boy-kun', they entered the temple, only to see a clay statue of the Bodhisattva left on the shrine in the main hall of the temple, and two paper figures stood next to the shrine. People go to the empty building, the god goes to the temple and fails, the believers leave with loss and disappointment, and some of the believers who do not give up still stay in the temple and bow down to the Bodhisattva statue again and again, begging the Bodhisattva to come back and save themselves.

It only took one day, and the mood of the villagers of Wangou Village was like a roller coaster. The Bodhisattva is gone, and the believers will not come back, so they opened a snack stall in the village, and the villagers who set up the homestay were disappointed, and their way to fortune disappeared with the Bodhisattva's departure.

In the following period, these villagers and the believers who left, all condemned Chen Lun and Chen Mo, the two fathers and sons, and shifted the responsibility to the two of them, if they hadn't come to make trouble, how could the Bodhisattva leave, it was all their fault.

Perhaps, if they shift the responsibility to others, their hearts will feel a little better, but this kind of practice only allows the sad emotions to continue to expand, but it cannot uphold the so-called 'tolerance' of Buddhism, and even 'tolerance' cannot be achieved, so how can people believe in Buddhism?

On the night when Qin Aide and Liang Yifu left Wen Jiabao's hometown, Qin Aide's spiritual world, where 'Maitreya Buddha' left, sat cross-legged at the entrance of the village and recited scriptures, reciting a real scripture, even if the human heart cannot be exceeded, even if the scriptures cannot make people's hearts return to simplicity, 'Maitreya Buddha' still released the power of great wishes here, in order to show his powerlessness, powerlessness to fight against people's hearts. (To be continued.) )