Chapter 125: Erlang God's face was swollen
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The immortals in the Heavenly Court chat group all thought that the origin of the original "Xiaojun Zhenren" was indeed as the land god said, and the origin was extraordinary, and it turned out to be the mortal envoy appointed by the Jade Emperor!
In this way, Zhang Xiaojun has a reason to continue to stay in the Heavenly Court chat group!
Nezha: Xiaojun Zhenren, I really can't imagine that you are the mortal envoy appointed by His Majesty!
Sun Wukong: What am I talking about, aren't some people going to kick this guy out of the group? Erlang God Yang Jian
Erlang God Yang Jian: ......
Xiaojun Zhenren: Hello everyone.
After Zhang Xiaojun "confirmed" his identity, he said hello to everyone in the Heavenly Court chat group.
Taishang Laojun: It turned out to be a misunderstanding.
Tota Li Heavenly King: Mortal envoy, at this moment, our immortal realm is facing a huge crisis, and we really need such a mortal envoy to observe and understand the situation in the mortal realm for us, otherwise, those demons and monsters are making trouble in the mortal realm, wouldn't we know nothing! Xiaojun is a real person, little brother is really hard!
Many immortals felt that what Tota Li Tianwang said was reasonable, but only Zhang Xiaojun felt that what Tota Li Tianwang said was a bit inexplicable!
Zhang Xiaojun is now immersed in a kind of excitement, this excitement comes from his own cognition of this fairy world version of Alipay, in Zhang Xiaojun's mind, the reason why he got such an Alipay software connected to the heavenly court is because the Jade Emperor appointed himself as an envoy to the mortal world.
Suddenly, a strong and great sense of responsibility came to my heart.
When Zhang Xiaojun's "real identity" was revealed, Zhang Xiaojun's Alipay message column received several temporary conversation messages from the Heavenly Court chat group!
Nezha: Xiaojun Zhenren, have you always been in the mortal realm? Which dynasty in the mortal realm are you from? Shang Dynasty? Or the Zhou Dynasty? (Temporary conversation from the Heavenly Court chat group)
Looking at Nezha's words to himself, Zhang Xiaojun couldn't laugh or cry, there are some immortals here, and their understanding of the mortal world really only stays in their time. For example, this Nezha, it is estimated that he thought that among the dynasties in the mortal world, there were only the Shang Dynasty and the Zhou Dynasty.
"Third prince, don't you know, the mortal world has already changed greatly now, and it has entered the era of science and technology."
Zhang Xiaojun replied to Nezha simply.
Nezha: The age of technology? What is the age of technology? (Temporary conversation from the Heavenly Court chat group)
Ding dong!
[Nezha asks to add you as a friend, do you agree to add you?] 】
Suddenly, in the dialog box with Nezha, such a friend added message popped up.
Zhang Xiaojun didn't think much about it, of course he had to agree to add, so Zhang Xiaojun added his friend Nezha and successfully had a fourth fairy friend!
"In the age of technology, it is ...... It's hard to explain, but you'll know when you come to our mortal realm when you have the chance. ”
It is really difficult for Zhang Xiaojun to explain to Nezha what is going on in the era of science and technology, and even if he does, Nezha will definitely have a lot of places that he doesn't listen to, so he will ask more questions, and thus fall into an endless question and answer.
God of Food: Mortal Zhang, I didn't expect you to be a mortal envoy appointed by His Majesty, no wonder you have such a delicious "Coca-Cola" recipe.
The God of Food also sent such a message to himself.
Zhang Xiaojun didn't know how to reply, and he hadn't yet digested the exciting fairy that he was the mortal envoy appointed by the Jade Emperor.
"God of Food, I hope we will have the opportunity to continue to cooperate in the future."
God of Food: Of course, since mortals say that you have something as delicious as "Coca-Cola", then you must have something better.
"This is a heavenly opportunity that cannot be divulged."
Zhang Xiaojun pretended to reply to the god of food mysteriously, even if he has good things, he will not take them out in one go, as the so-called fine work is slow, the immortals of the heavenly court have not understood the mortal world for a long time, and the things in the mortal world are fresh and mysterious for the immortals, among them, Zhang Xiaojun sees very huge business opportunities and benefits!
After Zhang Xiaojun replied to several other immortals one by one, he found that although his identity had been confirmed, his problem had not been solved!
So, Zhang Xiaojun came to the Heavenly Court chat group and sent another message.
Xiaojun Zhenren: Fellow immortals, I don't know who has a spirit fruit tree sapling on hand, I want to buy one.
This time, the message sent by Zhang Xiaojun in the Heavenly Court chat group will never sink into the sea again, and it will also attract the attention of many people!
Claireye: Spirit Fruit Tree Sapling? The spirit fruit tree in Mount Meru, there should be very few people now.
Shunfeng'er: Someone must have it.
Djinn: I don't have it anyway, who does, come out and do business!
Erlang God Yang Jian: Hmph, just a mortal, can you afford to buy immortals in Heaven?
King Tota Li: He is a mortal envoy appointed by His Majesty!
Erlang God Yang Jian: What about the mortal envoy? He's not a mortal, can he buy things with immortal coins?
Tota Lee Heavenly King: ......
What Yang Jian, the god of Erlang, said is not unreasonable, and it is difficult for King Tota Li to refute it, the immortal coin is indeed circulated in the heavenly court, this "small army real person" is a mortal in the mortal world, there must be no immortal coins, if there is no immortal coin, then he can't buy the spirit fruit tree sapling, after all, everything in the heavenly court is traded through the immortal coin, if you want to buy the spirit fruit tree sapling, you have to have immortal coins!
When Zhang Xiaojun saw that Erlang God Yang Jian was always targeting him, he was very unhappy.
Although this Erlang God Yang Jian is arrogant, Zhang Xiaojun didn't have any ill feelings towards him before, but now it's different, he actually targets himself like this, and he also says that he doesn't have immortal coins and can't afford to buy the spirit fruit tree saplings of Heavenly Court, so Zhang Xiaojun's favorability towards Erlang God Yang Jian is really declining sharply!
Besides, does I, Zhang Xiaojun, seem to be a person who lacks immortal coins?
A 100,000 immortal pet psychic beast, Zhang Xiaojun also said to buy it, what kind of sapling of a spirit fruit tree can become?
"Land God, what is the market price of a Spirit Fruit Tree sapling in Heavenly Court now?"
Zhang Xiaojun asked the land god about the price of the Spirit Fruit Tree saplings in Heavenly Court.
Land God: That's right, because the number of saplings of the Spirit Fruit Tree is very small now, and when it used to be expensive, it sold for five or six thousand immortals, but now, it is estimated that it will cost fifty or sixty thousand immortals!
Rare is expensive, fifty or sixty thousand immortal coins to buy a spirit fruit tree sapling, it is indeed quite expensive, but Zhang Xiaojun can still afford it!
After learning about the price information of the Spirit Fruit Tree sapling in Heavenly Court, Zhang Xiaojun came to the Heavenly Court chat group again!
Didn't you Erlang God say that I don't have immortal coins and can't afford to buy spirit fruit tree saplings? Today I'm going to show you, what is called a dog's eyes looking down on people, no, it should be to let him Erlang God understand, what is called-slap in the face!
Xiaojun Zhenren: I paid 100,000 cents to buy a spirit fruit tree sapling!
Zhang Xiaojun shouted out the price of 100,000 immortal coins in the Heavenly Court chat group, which can be described as amazing!