Chapter 066: Animals
"Alas, it turned out that we were waiting there stupidly for a long time......" Zhu Qingqing pursed her lips boredly. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Lingxiu glanced at her: "Dead sow, you know that you can watch the excitement all day long, and you can't work hard!" β
Well, after getting along with Zhu Qingqing for so many years, Lingxiu has long understood her habits.
Just now, this sow said a good thing, saying that she should use thirty-six to change the samadhi kamikaze of the yellow wind monster, in fact, she just said it, just wanted to see a lively scene, and she was different, she actually belonged to the type of "don't do it, don't do it" - after so many years, she has already seen through it.
said before that she was "lazy to eat", which is not unreasonable.
Oh yes, Master also said that she was an "angry youth", which is so apt that it is boundless.
"Am I not right?" However, Zhu Qingqing asked rhetorically, "You said, we waited in that place for a long time, and we thought there would be a plot of high tides, but that monster actually released pigeons, what would you think about this kind of thing?" β
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Lingxiu didn't speak at this moment.
Unlike "angry youth", she belongs to the "violent elements", which speaks to her heart.
So Lingxiu thought for a while, then turned his head and said to Jiang Liu'er: "Master, if the Yellow Wind King wants to fight later, you are not allowed to stop it, let alone interfere!" Whatever I say this time, I'm going to have a fight with this demon king! β
"Oh, we'll see what happens, but I don't think the Yellow Wind King is going to fight us."
Jiang Liuer's tone was very positive, he felt that since he was a progressive youth, he would definitely not advocate violence.
Maybe they will have a common language.
Next, according to the direction suggested by Lingxiu's fiery eyes, several people walked in the direction of the west.
The location of the demon king is a little far from here, and it is estimated that it will take half an hour to walk.
Of course, before leaving, I didn't forget the "corrupt officials" on the side, how to deal with the tiger, and after thinking about it, I finally turned Ao Lei into a cow tendon rope, tied him up, and flew with him.
Speaking of which, the spells in this world are very magical, and it seems that anything can be changed.
Of course, the premise must be something in the artist's impression, Jiang Liuer once asked a few girls to try to change some more modern things, such as chemical fiber - different from natural fiber, chemical fiber is a natural polymer compound or synthetic polymer compound as raw material, through the preparation of spinning stock solution, spinning and post-treatment and other processes to obtain fibers with textile properties.
For example, polyamide fiber (nylon), polyacrylonitrile fiber (acrylic), polyester fiber (polyester) and so on.
However, it turned out that it was impossible to conjure it, because they had never seen anything like it.
Jiang Liuer once defined spells as "black technology", so what is the definition of "black technology"?
Hunting things that cannot be understood by the existing worldview of mankind, which have no scientific basis but are very powerful and in the name of science and technology, the most representative things that are used like magic are Doraemon's treasure bag, the combat power detector in Dragon Ball, and the anti-gravity skirt.
"Spell", just the name looks metaphysical, but in fact it is the same as "black technology".
Although she really wanted Ao Lei to conjure a stronger nylon rope, it was obvious that she couldn't do it, so she could only conjure a cow tendon rope.
"The Yellow Wind King will not let you go! He's going to cut you into eight pieces and turn them into rotten meat! β
The tiger was tied with a rope, and he still didn't admit defeat, and he had been roaring since just now.
If it weren't for the master's stop, Ling Xiu really wanted to throw him in the face with a stick and knock off a few of his teeth.
"If you quarrel again, I'll make you tiger meat!" The girl frightened him.
"Woohoo!"
The tiger bared its teeth at her, revealing a mouthful of sharp teeth and barbs on its tongue.
Seeing this, Zhu Qingqing on the side smiled and said, "Tiger, what do you think this is?" β
As she spoke, she changed back to her original formβ
A wild boar with long fangs, huge in size, drooling and fierce in its eyes.
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So the tiger immediately stopped talking, and put away his big open mouth.
He still remembers fighting a wild boar of this size before he became sperm.
In the end, he was defeated, and was poked by a wild boar in his shoulder, and the wound took more than a month to heal, so he later swore that he would run away when he saw a wild boar in the future, and never fight with this wild beast again, but that he would be a civilized tiger and learn to use the weapon of civilization - magic.
Later, he became a sperm, a little demon, and he really knew how to spell.
However, this shadow cannot be removed, and when you see a wild boar, you will still be instinctively afraid.
- Yes, spells are still useless, and wild boars are still his nemesis.
"See?"
Zhu Qingqing changed back to the posture of a girl and deliberately demonstrated.
"A monster like this who bullies the weak and is afraid of the hard, just to scare him before he is willing to obey." She said this deliberately.
ββ¦β¦ Well, you win. β
Lingxiu sighed, this beauty-loving sow even changed its original form.
I have to admit that she lost another game, she wants to save face, but she doesn't want to turn back into a female monkey.
The group walked like this for a long time, and finally came to the door of a palace.
The palace is built to resemble the human world, rather than imitate it.
Pavilions, glazed bricks and tiles, magnificent, but the scale is not as large as the human world.
It can be seen that the Yellow Wind King is quite good at enjoying it.
Also, this Huangfeng Ridge is so similar to the human world, it doesn't make sense that the townspeople live in monster houses, and he still lives in caves.
There are two little demons at the door of the hall, these are two dogs that have not been completely transformed, with a dog-headed human body, holding a spear in their hands, and when they saw the comer, they immediately raised their spears nervously: "Come, stop coming!" You, what kind of monster are you? β
It is estimated that there is a shortage of manpower, and there are only two of them, and there is no situation of "five steps and one post, ten steps and one sentry".
"We're from outside, and we want to meet the Yellow Wind King here, so please let me know." Jiang Liu'er said.
"The big demon from outside?" The two dogs glanced at each other, and then the dog on the left tried to muster up his courage, "No, I'm sorry, our Yellow Wind King has an order, and we won't see any monsters today." β
"Wasn't there supposed to be a Dalmatian before? Why, you don't see that? Lingxiu was a little impatient.
It's all here, what procedures do you have to go through in the human world, and you're full?
The girl had already held back a breath in her heart, no, it was a lot of anger, but she was smart now, and she didn't directly pick up the stick and hit it - she would be scolded by the master, she didn't want to be scolded by the master again, that feeling was really uncomfortable.
So she thought about it, plucked out a hair, conjured some sleepy bugs, and blew on it.
The sleepy bugs flew into the noses of the two dogs, and then they fell with a thud.
"Snorr~"
The dog lay on the ground, two hands under his chin, legs curled.
-- Standard dog posture, snoring, sleeping soundly.