Chapter 291: A King Dog with Severe Schizophrenia
"I don't have any spirit stones, you can see what I have in my stall and exchange it, except for this ghost head knife!" Ji Ji said helplessly. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"You iron, stingy, huh! This girl doesn't want your things and spirit stones, as long as you answer a question honestly, this book will be given to you! Liu Cuicui's eyes rolled and said slyly.
Ji Jida faintly felt that it was not right, but who let himself not have a low-level spirit stone on his body!
"What's the problem?" Ji Jida was a little weak and weak.
"You said that your cool oil was smeared on the eggs, but have you ever smeared it? Let's be honest! ”
This question is embarrassing, but this question is not afraid of being asked by girls, so Ji Jida doesn't care. Ji Jida is not a casual person, but Ji Jida is not a person when he gets up casually!
"Wipe! It was wiped yesterday! Ji Ji grabbed his crotch and said.
"So, you're using the box that Li Changsheng just bought? No wonder after Li Changsheng escaped with laughter yesterday, you slipped out for a long time, tell me honestly, did you use cool oil to wipe your eggs? Liu Cuicui asked in a very gossipy whisper.
"Hmmm! Asked two more questions, in addition to that book, plus ten spirit stones, I will answer you! Ji Jida stretched out his two hands.
"You, shameless! You, pervert! I like it, though! Liu Cuicui smiled and took out ten spirit stones and the way of the book.
"Listen carefully, the answer to the first question is: yes; The answer to the second question: Yes! Ji Ji replied quickly like a tongue twister.
"You, two words earned ten spirit stones like a treasure in my heart, black-hearted businessman! If you still have a little sympathy, tell me the details of how you wiped eggs with cool oil yesterday! Liu Cuicui felt that she had suffered a big loss.
"Do you really want to hear it?" Ji Ji leaned closer to Liu Cuicui's ear and took a deep breath of the virgin fragrance on her body.
"I really want to hear it! Otherwise, I would have suffered too much if I spent ten spirit stones! Liu Cuicui nodded.
"Alright! Then I'll be generous and tell you about it for free! I ran to a secluded place, first took down my pants and just below my knee, and then pulled up my Daikichi ...... with my left hand," Himeyoshi said in a colorful voice.
"Shut up! You fucking pervert! Liu Cuicui's face was red-faced.
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Although Ji Jida lost the opportunity to earn two middle-level spirit stones this time, he learned a lot of practical skills in business, which is a milestone for Ji Jida's future development, and Ji Jida also earned ten spirit stones and a book, which made Ji Jida deeply understand a truth.
That is, his future cultivation and tomb robbery must not be too rigid, just take my two days to go to the mixed fang city for example, not only accidentally picked up a big leak, but also got a medium-level spirit stone and ten low-level spirit stones, this is a year of hard work to do chores can not be earned, an old saying is: horses have no night grass is not fat, people have no windfall without wealth, a new sentence is: do not take the ordinary road!
After an ambiguous mess with the Flower Fairy, Ji Jida can finally return to his small wooden building, Ji Jida has never been in such a hurry to return to his private space as now, I am afraid that as Ji Jida becomes more and more secretive in the future, Ji Jida will become more and more attached to his private space.
Ji Jida went crazy and began to study the ancient silk handkerchief, of course, it was doing useless work, in desperation, Ji Jida had to follow the old method again, this time it was only half a second more than last time, but that half a second of ecstasy, but Ji Jida directly squirted nosebleeds, and naturally could no longer concentrate his thoughts, and the best fairy who danced the sword by the lake naked on the silk handkerchief disappeared instantly.
Ji Jida was a little depressed, and he didn't even bother to wipe the nosebleed, this extreme refreshment to the point of helpless loss made Ji Jida sad.
I know that the back must be more exciting, but I can't see it, that kind of torture is really not human, and the loss after extreme excitement makes Ji Jida infinitely lonely, at this time Ji Jida casually picked up the book "Notes on Crazy Cultivation" and flipped through it.
Originally, Ji Jida was casually flipping through it with a boring mentality, but soon Ji Jida was deeply attracted by this notebook.
According to the records of his notes, this very crazy name was taken by himself, and the word dog was added next to the word dog, isn't it just a madness!
Wang Dog's original name was Wang Daoyi, a very kind and traditional Taoist cultivator, since he practiced a strange exercise called "Liangyi Heart Method", he began to become very arrogant, so that he was finally dissatisfied with his name, and directly gave himself a name, which is Wang Dog!
Mad is the king dog, as the name suggests, it is the king's dog, as the supreme king's dog, it is naturally very crazy. After this king dog practiced the two-hearted and dual-purpose method of the two yi, he began to have severe schizophrenia, and the image of a king dog who completely deviated from the royal path was forcibly stripped from his divine consciousness.
Specifically, there are many arrogant incidents of this king dog, and there are a few things that he solemnly recorded in his notes that shocked Ji Jida very much.
This king dog likes to slap other people's faces in public, if he can't hit other people's faces, then he will slap his own face like crazy, anyway, he just likes to slap his face.
The king dog also likes to fart in public, and when he sees others covering his nose and mouth because of his loud fart sound, he will laugh happily and leave.
If someone dares to offend him, then this king dog will subdue the enemy, and force the enemy to swallow the, and it is the he is spitting, and he will also laugh madly when he looks at the enemy with his and urine.
And every time he did a crazy event, he would record it neatly, although he recorded it truthfully, but when he recorded it, he was still very painful, and this was the time when he temporarily regained his true nature.
The life of the king dog is to wander cruelly in the two extreme characters of the king dog and the king Daoyi, as he becomes more and more crazy, when he recovers the character of the king Daoyi, he is also more and more painful, when he temporarily recovers his reason, he can't believe that those absurd and arrogant things are actually done by himself, and finally he committed suicide under the double torment of extreme madness and pain.
Ji Jida looked at the cultivation mantra of the Liangyi Mind Method on the last page of this crazy cultivation notebook and was entangled, if Ji Jida didn't need this two-purpose Liangyi Mind Method mantra at the moment, then Ji Jida would only easily regard this as a joke in the history of cultivation. (To be continued.) )