Chapter 33: Stupid Dogs Are Invincible
I saw Jun Heng's green clothes fluttering, learning to move the lotus step like her daughter's home, slowly came to her, and smiled at her: "Mother, how can you laugh at your daughter so much?" As he spoke, he deliberately raised his sleeves to block the corners of his mouth, and lowered his head shyly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
It is really a country and a city, and there is nothing comparable in the Six Realms.
Tianxing only felt a flash of blue light in front of him, and he was petrified on the spot.
Is this still the cold-eyed, elegant Jun Heng? How does it feel like something isn't quite right......
"Uh......" Tianxing looked up at Jun Heng, and was about to say something, but saw Sha Blade lying on the ground pretending to be dead stunned for a few seconds, quickly got up, hugged his legs and howled: "Mother-in-law! Mother-in-law! ”
Tianxing twitched the corners of his mouth and looked down at him: "What are you doing......
Sha Blade didn't raise his head, just stared at the four meat legs, rubbing them on Tianxing's legs, and shouted as he rubbed: "Mother-in-law, in the past thousand years, my son-in-law has worked so hard to find you!" But today I finally found it, please accept the son-in-law's worship! ”
Tianxing was stunned for a long time when she heard this, but finally came back to her senses, she couldn't hold back any longer, kicked away the sand blade, and shouted, "Uncle Yue!" I'm not married yet, how can I have a daughter? With that, she walked up to Jun Heng with an innocent face, took his hand, avoided the sand blade that was still not giving up, and continued to pounce on her thigh, and said sharply, "Besides, you show me clearly, he is a man!" ”
"Male, male? He's a man? How can it be? Sand Blade stopped running and froze in place, he stared at Tianxing blankly, and then turned his head to look at Jun Heng, a little unable to feel it for a while.
"How could it be?" Tianxing said, raised his hand to pull Jun Heng's black hair behind him, and looked down at the sand blade, "Now you have a good look, whether he is a woman or not." ”
Jun Heng's black hair is soft and shiny, with a faint layer of gold, Tianxing raised his hand to close it, only to feel that the tentacles were slightly cool, and even the place where the fingertips were brushed, there was a faint fragrance, looking down, she couldn't help but be stunned, only to see that every strand of hair on her fingertips was as smart as flowing water, and under the illumination of the sun, it continued to change seven colors, which was really wonderful.
Is this the hair of the fairy? It's beautiful...... Tianxing couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
"Uh......" looked at the sand blade again, only to see him hesitate for a long time, looked at Jun Heng who pulled up his hair, was silent, suddenly his eyes were full of hearts, and he fell down again, "It's so handsome, no, handsome ......"
"......" Tianxing was speechless again.
After a while, he got up on his two little short legs and looked at Tianxing suspiciously: "Tianxing, your son is so handsome, but when did you have such a big son?" Why haven't I heard you say that before? ”
“……”
Tianxing put down Jun Heng's hair, turned around and left: "Jun Heng, you wait, I'll go get a knife and slaughter this stupid dog to make dog meat buns for you to eat." ”
“……”
After going around a few times, Sha Blade finally figured out the situation, he drooped his eyelids, raised his eyes to look at Tianxing, and said with envy: "Why are you so lucky, so that you can also kidnap a beautiful man back, no, I will also sleepwalk tonight, and try to see if I can kidnap a female dog back." ”
Tianxing wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said speechlessly, "That's not the point of the problem, right?" ”
"Yes, that's really not the point of the problem...... Sand Blade looked at her and said seriously, "The point of the problem is that you sneaked out and came back early in the morning, and you also kidnapped a beautiful young man from a good family. ”
"Ahem, I was wrong, the beautiful man is the point, the beautiful man is the point......" Tianxing heard this sentence and laughed spinelessly, "Little silly ~ ah no, little Shasha~ That, I secretly went out and only came back now~ Please don't say it~"
Sha Blade looked at her, and suddenly asked inexplicably, "Did you bring me something to eat?" ”
Tianxing was stunned: "Eat?" ”
Sha Blade snorted angrily: "Hmph, when I smell the smell of barbecue on your body, I know that you must have stolen delicious food behind my back, have you eaten it all?" Have you forgotten that there is a puppy waiting for you to come back? It's so unconscionable. ”
"......" Tianxing looked sluggish.
Sand Blade snorted, and continued, "You didn't bring me food and you want me to shut up?" Say, What can you gag me with? ”
Tianxing didn't hesitate: "." ”
Sand Blade was angry: "Why?" ”
"Because dogs can't change their appetite. ......"
"Eat. What happened to the? The shell Lang still only eats. , I don't want to eat anything else. Sha Blade was silent, raised his eyes to look at Tianxing, and said with a serious expression: "But jokes are jokes, it's too much for you to sneak out this time, aren't you afraid of being discovered by the Divine Grace Clan and provoking all the cultivators of the Five Holy Kingdoms of the Human Race to hunt you down?" Let me tell you, in the matter of protecting the gods, even the real gods have never dared to take it lightly, because this is a treaty recognized by the two races of humans and gods, and the gods must abide by it, otherwise even if they are obliterated, the gods will not pay attention. I won't tell you about it this time, but if you tell me the truth, why did you sneak out? ”
The difficult Sand Blade looked serious, Tianxing knew that he had indeed gone too far, so he hurriedly lowered the fire: "Okay, okay, I know it's wrong, besides, I sneaked out last night, not to find the raccoon, and you didn't tell me the specific location, so I had to find it myself." ”
Sand Blade's expression softened a little, and then he wondered, "You went to find a tanuki?" Why don't you ask me for the drawings of the back mountain? It's good that you rushed back before the Terrans woke up, otherwise it would have been bad, by the way, did you find her? How is she now? ”
"Found ......" Tianxing thought for a moment, then looked down at the sand blade, and said angrily, "You still dare to say it!" What kind of broken cave are you looking for? Let the raccoon be controlled by a little demon, and become someone else's demon slave, and even half of the demon soul was swallowed! Fortunately, she can be remedied in the end, and she can still change back to her former self, otherwise it will be bad! ”
Sha Blade scratched his head and wondered, "Didn't I place her in the Yuehua Cave on Liubo Mountain?" How could she be controlled? A half-swallowed demon soul? ”
Tianxing thought about it, but she was also puzzled, she guessed: "I don't know, maybe she went out to forage for food, accidentally broke into the cave behind the Yunliu Waterfall, and fought with Xiao Sang, but she controlled and devoured half of the demon soul." ”
"The cave behind the Cloudflow Falls?" Hearing this, Sand Blade looked startled, and looked at Tianxing timidly, "Have you gone to the cave behind Yunliu Waterfall?" ”
Tianxing nodded: "Yes, I went with Jun Heng, and found the tanuki there, and found a way to repair her other half of the demon soul, speaking of which, if she recovers well, she will be able to recover in about ten days." ”
Sha Blade didn't speak, just took a few steps back, and there was a little fear in his eyes: "You went to the cave behind the Yunliu Waterfall, didn't you encounter anything strange?" ”
Tianxing shook his head and looked at him suspiciously: "No, it's beautiful inside!" Not only are there all kinds of things to eat, drink and have fun, but the aura is also very sufficient, which is just right for our advanced demon cultivation. ”
Hearing this, Sand Blade shook his head and said strangely, "It shouldn't be." ”
Tianxing looked at him curiously: "What's wrong?" What shouldn't be? ”
Sha Blade shook his head and looked at Tianxing and Jun Heng with a solemn face: "Have you heard of what happened on the Yunliu Waterfall in the past nine hundred years?" ”
"Nope." Tianxing and Jun Heng looked at each other and shook their heads at the sand blade, "What's the matter?" ”