Chapter Thirty-Six: The Bluffing Grasshopper and the Praying Mantis

On Chengying Mountain, in the grass, the jasper grasshopper first flapped its wings, and suddenly blew a small whirlwind, the wind swept the fallen leaves fluttering, and the jasper grasshopper wanted to fly into the sky!

The fiery red mantis was not far behind, and the two mantis arms danced wildly up and down, left and right, back and forth, and immediately cut all the weeds around him into crumbs! The fiery red mantis dances the big knife, not a hero, but a hero!

Tiancong, the nerd who was squatting beside Li Jiawen, was very excited and shouted: "Hit him, hit him!" ”

Li Jiawen also became nervous, this jasper grasshopper and the fiery red mantis are extraordinary at a glance, if this fights, maybe it will really be interesting. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

But at this moment, the jasper grasshopper glanced at the large knife arm of the fiery red mantis, and it took a cautious step back.

The fiery red mantis also glanced at the jasper grasshopper's flying wings, and similarly, it took a cautious step back.

Then, after a long time, the two little ones just stood there and looked at each other.

Then it was dark, and they each hugged their fists very tacitly, and went home for dinner.

Li Jiawen was stunned, after coming to the Wuji Continent, the first spiritual animal he encountered was the buffalo of the Xiaocao family, and he didn't know if it was still alive.

The second is the jasper grasshopper and the fiery red mantis, their fist-hugging posture just now is very tasteful, just like Guo Jing in the Condor meets Qiao Feng in the dragon, although both of them will descend the dragon eighteen palms, but they don't want to divide the high and low, meet the first two moves, but not out of bounds, after the play, very heroic fist clenching and said: "There is no place to return to the end of the world, and it is enough to meet in this life." ”

made the onlookers itch for a while, but they only put on a posture and didn't do anything.

The nerd Tiancong was so angry that he patted his thigh and said, "Oh, why don't you fight today, it's been more than ten years, and you guys are fighting!" ”

When Li Jiawen heard it, he still hasn't fought after more than ten years? Even if it's an old couple for more than ten years, they have to fight dozens of times, right? Either don't make an appointment, don't plan anything!

The nerd Tiancong looked up at the sky, and then sighed and said, "Oops, I should go to the clerical uncle to eat today, if it's late, I won't have anything to eat!" ”

"Uncle Scrivener?" Li Jiawen asked, "Is it the middle-aged scribe who looks gentle?" ”

The nerd Tiancong kept nodding and said, "Yes, it's him." ”

"Don't we cook our own meals?" Li Jiawen was puzzled.

The nerd Tiancong was stunned for a moment and said, "I won't do it, and I don't have any land or food." ”

Li Jiawen frowned, thinking to himself that this immortal cultivator still has to farm his own land?

The nerd Tiancong stretched out his hand and summoned his flying sword, which was a very ordinary flying sword, with an ordinary shape, ordinary sword intent, and even more ordinary momentum.

"Let's go, let's go eat." The nerd Tiancong first stood up cautiously, and then motioned for Li Jiawen to come up as well.

Li Jiawen has seen Tiancong Imperial Sword, so it is as uneasy as drunk driving, if he falls from this floating mountain, there must be no bones.

"That, senior brother, I don't think I'm hungry......"

The nerd Tiancong glared and said: "But I'm hungry, we are senior brothers now, and we should go together when we go to eat, just like the other senior brothers of several veins!" ”

Li Jiawen looked at Tian Cong's expression and knew that something was wrong, but he clearly remembered that Tian Cong could splash and roll in front of Jian Wuji, if it was because Li Jiawen didn't follow his wishes, who knew what he would do beyond his control.

"That, okay, I'll accompany you to dinner, you drive slowly, no, you fly slowly."

"Don't worry, I'm the slowest flying in the entire Shu Mountain!"

Li Jiawen couldn't help but tremble in his heart, it took less than half a minute for this other person to fly from the floating mountain to the sword mountain, but how long did it take for this person to fly the slowest way? It seems that it is easy to crash if it takes too long!

"Come up quickly, they're all done!" Tian Cong urged.

Li Jiawen thought to himself, Tiancong can use a flying sword, how to say that he is also a monk in the heartbeat period, he should not be as stupid as he seems, so he can still be trusted.

Gritting his teeth, Li Jiawen got on the flying sword, Tiancong bent down and gently patted the flying sword on his feet, and suddenly said, "Baby, you can fly." ”

Li Jiawen almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, didn't you control the flying sword? How did you become a flying sword and fly on your own? Voice-activated?

But the flying sword did not fly immediately, but stopped in place.

The nerd Tiancong actually opened his mouth to comfort: "Baby, I know that there is a lot of people, but he is my dear junior brother, so don't lose your temper, hurry up and fly!" ”

Li Jiawen was stunned, and suddenly there were no distracting thoughts in his heart.

is very close to the junior brother, how close it should be.

The very ordinary flying sword seemed to understand Tiancong's words, and then slowly flew up with difficulty, although the crooked and twisted was terrifying, but at least it was moving forward steadily.

In the entire Shu Mountain, the graceful woman lives in Moye Mountain, Jian Wuji lives in Tai'a Mountain, and the middle-aged scribe and Tsing Yi swordsman live on Sword Mountain.

Li Jiawen followed Tiancong to a palace complex in the north of Jianshan, and after flying the sword, Tiancong pulled Li Jiawen and hurriedly ran to the canteen.

A long time ago, because there were too many people in Shushan, so each vein made its own vein of food, this tradition has been retained until now, but Tiancong is an exception, he always goes around to eat, today he eats on Tai'a Mountain, and tomorrow he goes to the middle-aged scribe to eat in that vein, no matter what others say, he still goes his own way, if he doesn't give him food, he will splash and roll, because it is the same door, so everyone just talks about it but can't do anything about him, and the title of Tiancong nerd also comes from this.

There are only five disciples in this lineage, and they are all sitting together to eat at this time, and they are not surprised to see Tiancong coming in, but at this moment, there is one more Li Jiawen, and the situation is different.

One of the five people, a senior brother who looked easy-going, stood up and said, "You are the new disciple who entered Shu Mountain today, welcome, I am Fang Chen, the eldest disciple of the vast lineage." ”

Li Jiawen hurriedly bowed and said, "Hello senior brothers, I am a rookie disciple Li Jiawen. ”

Several other people saw Li Jiawen give up his hand, so they all got up and saluted back, but one of them sat in place and snorted coldly: "You still have the face to stay in Shushan, if it weren't for you, how could our Shushan accept the disciples of the Fire God Temple, and let Wanjian return to the sect to be peeped at by the enemy!" ”

Seeing this, Fang Chen hurriedly scolded: "Xiao Xing, how did you speak, do you want to be punished?" ”

The disciple named Xiao Xing snorted coldly, "Am I wrong? I even suspect that he is also from the Fire Temple! The Fire God Temple sent him to kill that disciple, and then let him enter our Shu Mountain, so as to blackmail our Shu Mountain! ”

"Enough!" Fang Chen's face turned pale with anger, and he pointed to the identity tag pinned to Li Jiawen's waist: "Can't you see the mark on that identity tag?" Can this also be faked? This is an identity card jointly recognized by the Ten Immortal Alliances, once someone tries to cheat, the Ten Immortal Alliances will still rain down the thunder of divine punishment regardless of whether you are in the Fire God Temple or not! ”

Xiao Xing naturally saw Li Jiawen's identity card, this seemingly simple brand is actually not simple at all, but it contains a secret knowledge of Xianjun, once the identity information is included, it will never disappear and cannot be changed!

But Xiao Xing just couldn't be angry, even he didn't have a chance to practice Ten Thousand Swords and Return to the Sect, but now he was taken by two outsiders, what a grievance!

Li Jiawen knew that he would definitely encounter this kind of situation, so he was not annoyed, but the nerd Tiancong had a face, pointed at Xiao Xing's nose and scolded: "Xiao Xing, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I will beat you!" ”

Xiao Xing slapped the table: "Who else can fight in your mad dragon vein, except for your master, who can fight?" Can you fight? Or can your newly recruited junior brother fight? Let's go together, I'll beat you both up! ”

"You actually said I can't fight!" The nerd Tiancong was so angry that he smoked: "We hate it the most when others say we can't fight!" Today, if I don't fight you, you run to the clerical master and shout for help, I won't be a dragon! ”

After speaking, the nerd Tiancong summoned the flying sword out.

Seeing this, Fang Chen hurriedly persuaded: "Senior brother, you quickly put away the flying sword, this matter is Xiao Xing's fault, I will punish him." ”

Xiao Xing was unconvinced: "I'm not wrong!" Something was wrong with me! ”

Fang Chen was really angry, and suddenly the momentum was released, and suddenly the air in the entire canteen became viscous, and a mountain-like coercion overwhelmed Li Jiawen!

"Why, don't you take my senior brother seriously?"

Fang Chennai is in the late stage of Jindan, he is only one step away from entering the Yuan Infant, and he is the top three masters in the entire Shushan disciples!

Xiao Xing immediately didn't dare to speak anymore, if Fang Chen was really angry, maybe he would throw him to confinement for a year or two, this was not a joke.

The nerd Tiancong was stupid and still bit it: "No! I'm going to fight him! I'm going to blow his pig's head up! ”

Li Jiawen had no choice but to grab Tiancong and said, "Senior brother, forget it, I am responsible for this matter, and it is normal for Senior Brother Xiao Xing to suspect me, aren't you hungry, hurry up and eat." ”

Fang Chen also said: "Yes, junior brother, Xiao Xing, he already knows that he is wrong, you see that he is not talking now, you can rest your breath, today we have been doing Shentan Ice Carp here for fifty years, eat one, practice for five days, if you don't eat again, the effect will not be good if it is cold." ”

As soon as the nerd Tiancong heard that there was a fifty-year-old Shentan Ice Carp, he immediately forgot about the fight, and said happily: "Is there a Shentan Ice Carp today?" You must know that my junior brother just entered the mountain and needs something good to eat, so he made it, right? You're pretty good! ”

Fang Chen echoed Tiancong's words: "Yes, we just did it for you, come on, hurry up and take a seat, today's spiritual rice is also ten years of spiritual rice, it is very fragrant, if you don't eat ten bowls and eight bowls today, then don't even think about leaving!" ”

"Is today's Lingmi all ten years old?" The nerd Tiancong drooled directly: "What is ten bowls and eight bowls, I want to eat twenty bowls!" No, I'm going to eat twenty-one bowls! ”