Chapter 238: After Losing the Spell (15)
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Jiang Liu'er looked at the two apprentices who were still arguing, waved their hand to stop them, and said.
As for the others, Ao Lei and Sha Sha had already returned to the room, everyone was tired at the end of the day, they had encountered so many things, they just wanted to sleep well, and they didn't even bother to open their mouths, just these two senior sisters and second senior sisters who pinched each other all day long could still be so energetic.
"Oh, I'll go back first."
Since it was the master who spoke, Lingxiu had no choice but to nod.
"I'm waiting for you in my room, you need to come back soon, you know?"
Before leaving, she glared at Zhu Qingqing fiercely, and her eyes were full of warning.
You are not allowed to step over, you are not allowed to eat Master's tofu, and you are not allowed to estrus against him.
Because this time period seems to be the mating season for wild boars.
In this regard, Zhu Qingqing stared back decisively.
After Sun Lingxiu left, Jiang Liu'er asked Zhu Qingqing, "Why do you suddenly want to learn how to use a computer?" ”
"Because I walked around during the day, I found that there are a lot of areas in the city that use this thing." Zhu Qingqing thought for a while and replied, "Almost every type of store or company has a computer behind the counter, so I feel that 'computer' is an indispensable existence here, and learning computers will become the only way for everyone here, and those who can't learn computers will gradually be eliminated here." ”
"I see."
Jiang Liu'er understood, nodded and said, "Then I'll start from the basics." ”
This is where he is good at, as mentioned earlier, his identity in the dream world, Tang Sanmu just wants to learn computers.
So, he began to teach Zhu Qingqing how to use the computer, from various fields, to introduce the composition of the computer, to introduce the operating system of the computer, to introduce the use of various hardware, and then to enter the actual combat and real guns, how to put the fingers when typing, etc.
Of course, it was inevitable that their fingers would bump and bump into each other, but neither of them had any ideas.
Jiang Liu'er needless to say, he is "blank" about men and women at all - this blank is not a metaphor, but a real blank, after touching each other's hands, their faces will not blush, just like touching cabbage, will anyone blush when they touch vegetables?
Since his travels, he has become more and more like this, in stark contrast to the time when he was in the Two Realms Mountains-
No, it should be said that since the dream world, in the past three years, he has become more and more like this.
When the Two Realms Mountain was in the case of "okay".
As for Zhu Qingqing, she won't blush. Why? And don't forget her real age.
She is the same generation as Sun Lingxiu, maybe she is an older monster than Sun Linxiu, and she may not have seen less of the world.
Just imagine, an old lady who is fifty or sixty years older than you would blush with a young man? It's not a big girl anymore.
In this world, there are only very few cases that will produce "year-old love".
For example, Xiang Yu, and then the female monkey.
"Speaking of which, why do you always have to quarrel with Lingxiu?"
It was eleven o'clock in the evening, and when the teaching was almost over, Jiang Liu'er asked Zhu Qingqing.
"You have both lived for a long time, and you should be more stable with each other, and you shouldn't always quarrel."
"Steady? Are you talking about the she-monkey? Zhu Qingqing felt as if she had heard some big joke, and laughed out loud, "Master, didn't I say it, you look at that female monkey, how can she be a little steady in handling things?" You give her a color, and she won't go to heaven! ”
"Well, you have a point." Jiang Liu'er nodded and said, "But your personality should be relatively stable, even if I am in your eyes, you should be regarded as a child, you should not be the type to quarrel with people." ”
"Because, like you, she's just a little girl."
"She's the type who doesn't quarrel with people and feels like no one is talking."
"Master, do you remember how she lied to you when she was in the Two Realms Mountain? You told us that. ”
Zhu Qingqing stopped laughing, replied seriously, and asked rhetorically.
Jiang Liu'er recalled it carefully, understood, and nodded: "It seems that we need to care more about her." ”
No, I think the most important thing to care about is you.
Zhu Qingqing glanced at the master in front of him, and put the above sentence in his heart and didn't say it.
She still remembered how Master always told them all the messy "knowledge" again and again.
Master may be the one who needs to speak the most, because he always thinks that he does not belong to this world, so he has this behavior of telling again and again, because he wants to teach this kind of thing that only he knows little by little to people he is familiar with.
He wants to erase the silence in his heart that no one speaks through this act of "sharing".
How many years did Zhu Qingqing live? She has "fiery eyes" that Sun Lingxiu does not have, and she can see it at a glance.
"Master, I'll learn from you about computers tomorrow night." After a pause, after a while, Zhu Qingqing said solemnly.
"Really?" Jiang Liu'er looked very happy and nodded again and again, "There are many places to learn about computers, typing and using a mouse are just basics, such as software programming, hardware network engineering, and graphic design engineering, which can also derive various majors, of course, these can only be learned in college, and now I only know a little bit about it." ”
"It's okay, you just teach me some basics." Zhu Qingqing said with a smile.
"Well, that's settled." Jiang Liu'er nodded.
So it was, and there was nothing to say all night.
Everyone slept soundly that night, especially Jiang Liu'er.
I slept on the bed, looking at the ceiling above my head before going to bed, and I felt like I was back in the dream world.
This is the world of his "dreams", sleeping in the bed of the dream world, he quickly fell asleep.
It was the first time he had slept so soundly.
Early the next morning, at seven or eight o'clock, everyone got up.
There is no need to use the "hour" as a unit of time here, and the hour is more accurate in modern cities.
It is also more down-to-earth and more connected to the concept of time.
However, just as everyone got up to wash, they encountered a few more troubles.
"Master, what is this?" Ao Lei held a toothbrush in her hand and rummaged up and down.
She didn't seem to understand how to use it.
Not only her, but also several other girls didn't understand.
Jiang Liu'er glanced at them and said, "This is called a toothbrush, which is used to brush your teeth, in fact, I should have taught you how to use it last night, but seeing that everyone was tired, this step was omitted." ”
"Toothbrush? Isn't there a salt water gargle here? The little white dragon frowned, feeling unaccustomed.
"No, just toothbrushes." Jiang Liu'er shook her head and said.
"Master, come here!"
At this time, Sun Lingxiu's voice came from the toilet again.
Jiang Liu'er walked over when she heard the sound, only to see Lingxiu lifting her pants, her face anxious.
Seeing that the master was coming, she was not ashamed, pointed to the toilet, and asked directly: "Master, how to use this!" I'm going to now...... No, I'm going to poop now! What to do, I can't hold it back! Is this thing going to stand on it and squat up? ”
She opened her mouth quickly, but fortunately she quickly changed her mouth, otherwise she would almost be unelegant.
"This is not for you to squat up, but for you to sit up, and you have to put this cushion down before you sit."
Jiang Liu'er turned the mat over and sat down first.
"Oh, oh, I see!" Lingxiu blinked.
"After pulling, remember to flush the toilet, here is the switch, just press it and you can flush."
Jiang Liu'er asked, feeling as if she was teaching her a handful of and urine.
"I understand, you go out, go out! I'm going to pull ...... now No, it's going to poop! ”
Lingxiu nodded again and again, and after she finished speaking, she directly drove Jiang Liu'er out.
"Master, there's a problem with the computer!"
Zhu Qingqing's voice came from the living room again.
Jiang Liu'er returned to the living room, only to see that the computer screen had turned blue.
"What's going on here? Master, I was clicking on the web page just now, and that's it for a while! Zhu Qingqing looked very anxious, she saw that her sisters and sisters were using the bathroom, and she was embarrassed to grab them from them, so she wanted to review the computer knowledge she learned last night in the morning.
Jiang Liu'er glanced at it and said, "This is a blue screen of death, just restart it." This machine is too old for the processor to work with. ”
"Uh...... All right. ”
"Ahem...... Jiang, Jiang Liu'er, come here. ”
A cold voice came again, this time from Shasha.
It was rare for her to say a few words to Jiang Liu'er, and this seemed to be the first time she had directly called him by his name.
Jiang Liu'er heard the sound and walked over, only to see Sha Sha wearing a pajama and a nighthat, and her face seemed embarrassed.
She pointed to something in her hand, hesitated, and asked, "This thing...... How to use it? ”
Jiang Liu'er glanced at it, thought for a while and said, "This thing is not something you can use. ”
"Why? You teach them, but you won't teach me? ”
Sha Sha's face was dissatisfied, she thought that Jiang Liu'er was estranged from her and refused to teach her.
"Don't get me wrong, because this is a razor, and it's used by men to shave." Jiang Liu'er said seriously.
“……”
Sasha quickly threw away the razor in her hand and coughed, "I blame you." ”
"It's okay."
Jiang Liu'er nodded and said.
He looked at the bathroom, the toilet and the living room.
It seems that these apprentices may have to walk a lot if they want to live in the city. (To be continued.) )