Chapter 27: Who's Awesome, You're Awesome

?“ Little rabbit cub, king eight lambs, donkey leftover eggs, do you still know how the hell to come back? Net"

"Ah, God, you don't have long eyes, why don't you thunder and kill him, you kill him, grandpa, I will be a cow and a horse for you for the rest of my life......"

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In the gloomy and cold Yizhuang, as if a bomb was ignited with a fuse, roaring everywhere, the ram scolded angrily, hating the injustice of the sky and the injustice of the earth, and his voice was loud, better than the thunder of the sky and the morning drum, and the scolding was called a miserable and miserable, and the grief was inexplicable, and the roof beam of the main hall was shocked and fell to the layers of floating ashes......

Day!

Feng Jueyu was dizzy when he heard the sound, and a clever man jumped out of the distance, quickly covered his ears with both hands, and shouted loudly: "Okay, stop shouting." ”

"Fuck, you've been tied up here for so long, and you're still not allowed to shout?" I'll shout, I'll scold you to death, I'm on a bar with you, I'm ......"

The ram struggled desperately with the two small short legs tied to the pillar, his face was red and his neck was thick, and his six miscellaneous hairs stood up directly, as hard as a divine needle. At the same time, all kinds of scolding spurted out like a surging river and thousands of horses galloping......

The wind was overwhelming, waved his hand, and said, "Yes, you scold, I'll go first, Ben Shao can't afford to serve you......"

Seeing that Feng Jueyu was leaving, Ram Yu was dumbfounded, and he held back his strength and shouted: "You come back for me." ”

Feng Jueyu stood firm, wilting and wilting: "Don't scold?"

Ram Yu wanted to scold again, but suddenly snorted, stared at the two things that Feng Jieyu was carrying, and asked, "Boy, what did you bring here?"

The wind was so strong that he walked up to him, lifted the pig's head meat and old wine, shook it in front of the ram Yu, and said, "Are you hungry, pig's head meat, old wine, how is it?"

It was really strange and uncomfortable to not eat for two nights and a day, Ram Yu licked his dry lips, swallowed hard, and let out a low, hoarse roar like a beast from his throat: "Let go of me, let go of me, let go of me, ......"

Feng Jueyu rolled his eyes: "You evil death ghost reincarnated." ”

"Nonsense, hungry you try two nights and a day, let go of my ......"

"Yes, yes, I'm convinced. "I've had enough fun, Feng Jueyu can't bear it a little in his heart, after all, this old man is not young, and he definitely can't stand it if he hasn't eaten for a long time.

So Feng Jueyu put the pig's head meat and old wine on the ground, walked behind the pillar, and said while untying the rope: "Don't blame me, if you weren't aggressive, I wouldn't have tied you here, the pig's head meat and the old wine are considered to be my reparation to you, from now on, you and I don't owe each other." If you want to fight, I'll accompany you, but with your current body, you shouldn't have a chance of winning......"

"You. ”

The rope fell off, and the ram and the cat rushed out like a fish, which was faster than being sealed in a big hole, and the dog ripped open the oiled paper bag on the ground like a shit, and buried it cleanly, and sat on a stinky corpse, holding a half-pulled pig's head and gnawing it......

"Nima!" Feng Jueyu was stunned and disgusted, this thing didn't find a good place to eat, sitting on the corpse to eat, it was really amazing.

Anyway, after sealing the ram Yu's major meridians, Feng Jueyu was not in a hurry to leave, and simply sat under the pillar and waited for the ram Yu to finish eating.

After a while, three catties of pig's head meat and a pot of old wine entered Ram Yu's stomach, and the old man's mouth was full of greasy, and he patted his belly and burped extremely loudly, and then he stood up contentedly.

Seeing this, Feng Jueyu stood up, patted his buttocks and said, "Say haode, let's write it off, don't cheat, you're fine, I can go." ”

"Wait...... Hiccup...... Ram Yu burped away and stopped Feng Jieyu and said, "Don't go yet, let me ask you, what did you learn from your medical skills?"

Feng Jueyu was happy in his heart, he knew that he couldn't go, just now he just wanted to indulge.

"What's the matter with you?" Feng Jueyu pretended to be calm, raised his eyebrows, if you want to get benefits from Ben Shao, you have to show sincerity.

"Just take care of Lao Tzu's business. The ram said loudly.

The ram knew in his heart, although he was firmly tied up by Feng Jue Yu, but after waking up, he found that the cold and ice energy in his body had been relieved, and the stubborn disease had not recurred. This shocked the ram Yu, who had been tortured by Bing Jin for many years.

This kind of cold and icy energy was left behind by his enemy many years ago, and he was not treated in time, and slowly turned into an irreparable hard injury. Ram Yu had been seeking medical treatment everywhere but had not been cured, and he originally wanted to find a quiet place to spend the rest of his life. I didn't expect to meet Feng Jueyu in Yizhuang, the capital of Tiannan.

Although he didn't know how Feng Jueyu did it, with his years of experience in illness, he understood that only Feng Jueyu could help him recover his strength, so he didn't hate Feng Jueyu, but was grateful.

If it weren't for the fact that Feng Jieyu came late for a day and a night, the ram would not have hurt people.

Now that he has eaten and drunk enough, the ram is ready to seek medical treatment......

Looking at each other, Ram Yu coughed twice and said softly: "Okay, boy, there is yours." Let's be honest, I have a sick and very serious internal injury, I believe you should know. Ming people don't say dark words, you just need to help the old man and me heal his injuries, and if he is cured, you can open any conditions. I'll tell you again, don't look at the old man, I'm looking at corpses, I used to be famous on the mainland, there is nothing I can't do, you think about it, cure me, it's only good for you. You can see it......"

Feng Jue was happy, and said: "Old man, you are not sick, are you begging for people like this? You are sick, let me treat it, let me watch it...... It's the first time I've seen someone begging for someone like this, and I'm dying!"

Feng Jueyu shook his hand, hugged his arms and leaned against the pillar, but he didn't leave, just waiting for the performance of Ram Yu.

"Ho, are you still angry?" the ram tilted his nose and scolded: "Don't forget, it was you who broke into the old man's territory, it was you who tied the old man, do you still have the virtue of respecting the old and loving the young?

"Virtue, I'm beautiful, you're a donkey!" Feng Jueyu retorted, "Who did it first......?" Yes, I don't bother to pay attention to you, if you want to heal, you can, show sincerity. ”

The two of them glanced at each other, and they both saw that the other was not a fuel-efficient lamp. Especially the ram Yu, looking up and down at Feng Jueyu, and said secretly: This kid is not very old, but his heart is calm and sophisticated, he seems to be splashy, but in fact, his heart is as fine as dust......

The ram thought about it for a while, and put his heart sideways, if the disease is cured, he can live for twenty or thirty more years, just let you take advantage of it.

Thinking of this, Ram Yu asked, "Okay, then you say, how much silver does it cost to cure this disease?"

"Silver?" Feng Jueyu sneered and pursed his lips, and said, "Don't tempt me, to tell you the truth, there is only silver left for the poor." ”

". Ram Yu grinned and scolded, "Don't want silver, what do you want? Don't let me guess, let's all be happy." ”

Feng Jueyu saw that the ram was iron-hearted, and knew that the purpose had been half achieved, and immediately said: "One condition, give me a bodyguard for three years." ”

"Bodyguards?"

"It's the Guardian!" Feng Jueyu explained.

". When the ram Yu heard this, he immediately stopped doing it: "You let my Blood Soul Knife Ram Yu be your ......guardian?" It's a shame to say it. ”

"Blood Soul Knife?" Feng Jueyu's eyes lit up, he saw that the old man's skills were not low, maybe he was a famous master, but he didn't expect to have such a popular name.

But I don't care if you have a Blood Soul Knife or a Pig Killing Knife, you have to keep it for me when it comes to my evil emperor.

Feng Jieyu pretended not to hear the words "Blood Soul Knife", and said angrily: "What kind ......of knife do I care you are?

"Damn, you zhanzhu. "Ram Yu didn't expect Feng Jueyu to be so tough, there is no such shop in this village.

The old man stopped him, stretched out a finger and said, "Three years will not work, one year." ”

"Two years. ”

"One year and one month. ”

"Two years, do it, don't do it. ”

"Okay, that's it. The ram refused to let go when he saw that the wind was dead and alive, and reluctantly agreed.

Feng Jueyu laughed secretly: I didn't expect this old man to not be able to bargain, so easy to get into the trap, I thought that a year would come, but he actually agreed. It's stupid.

Feng Jueyu, who was happy in his heart, remained unchanged, and continued to pretend to say: "A word is a certainty, when will you go with me?"

Ram Yu thought for a while and said: "Tomorrow, I'm going to go to the yamen and say, damn it, Lao Tzu didn't want to do it for a long time, count the corpses every day, and throw it on my head, how can Lao Tzu have the kung fu to look at this thing every day, it stinks." ”

Feng Jueyu listened to a certain old man spitting out a groove, and he almost fell to the ground: "You can't see the corpse thrown in such a big place? ”

Ram Yu rolled his eyes, scratched his bare head, and wondered, "Awesome...... What do you mean?"

"It's just pulling the wind!"

"Pull the wind?"

"It's just dragging. ”

"Drag?"

"This ......" Feng Jueyu was sweating profusely, such an advanced statement didn't seem to be popular in the Taixuan Continent, how to say it, he had an idea: "It's majestic!"

The ram suddenly realized: "I see, that Lao Tzu is a bull......"

"Poof......

Feng Jueyu's little face turned pale when he heard this, and he was suffocated......

This ramming is so funny, it is even grandiose to call it a ...... What's that, wow, it's hard to find such a powerful master in the world, Ben Shao hit a lot of luck, haha, with this goods, it seems that the days ahead will not be boring.

Seeing that the wind was holding back his joy, the ram didn't doubt the origin of the word "", and thought that he didn't believe in his own ability, so he immediately said angrily: "You laugh at a fart, Lao Tzu is awesome, don't you believe it?" You wait, one day Lao Tzu will let you see how awesome Lao Tzu is......

Feng Jueyu was already happy, his stomach and intestines were spinning, and he couldn't bear to spoil Ram Yu's mood, Feng Jueyu held his stomach in one hand and his thumb in the other, and remembered a classic line: "Who is awesome, you are awesome, okay, you are awesome, are you awesome?"

"That's right. Ram Yu straightened his back and asked, "Tell me where you live, and I'll go to you tomorrow ......."

Feng Jueyu didn't want to stay any longer, looking at the appearance of this stinky fart, it was estimated that he would be able to laugh to death if he stayed any longer, and hurriedly said: "Chengnan Jishifang, my name is Feng Jueyu, and I will be able to mention me." ”

"That's it......"

As a result, the Wind Killer used three catties of pig's head meat, a pot of old wine, and that unique medical skill to trick the Blood Soul Knife Ram Yu Yu to Jishifang......

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