Chapter Ninety-Five: Shameful Little Nene

In the expectation of Feng Xuan, Banyue took out a small baggage, very small, so small that it could be wrapped by his hand all the time. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Feng Xuan was a little disappointed in his heart, and thought it was a dress, or boots, no matter how bad it was, it should be a cloak.

It can't be a handkerchief, right? Although literati and writers will bring a white handkerchief, the thing I have felt since I was a child is used by girls, and I am a big man, so I am too girly.

But after thinking about it, you can't rush everything, after all, just at the beginning, there will be opportunities in the future, start small.

Thinking about it like this, Feng Xuan was relieved, it was Yi'er's first work, and he was very happy no matter what.

What? areyousure?

Yi'er took the small burden with great interest, and handed it to Feng Xuan who was sitting next to her like a treasure, with expectation, excitement, and shyness in her eyes? Shy?

Feng Xuan didn't understand the meaning of her expression, and said in her mouth: "Although it's a handkerchief, I'm still very happy, you have a heart." ”

Yi'er couldn't help but laugh, handkerchief? You'll know when you open it.

The wind is no longer verbose, and it is opened directly.

Inside was a white thing, Feng Xuan picked it up directly and spread it out to take a look.

"This? This! Feng Xuan was already shocked, flipped left and right, isn't this the dirty pants he wears inside?

And if you are dirty pants, you are dirty pants, what the hell are you sewing on this? Bear? But the nose is so long? Where is the key still embroidered? This is also too presumptuous!

Looking at Lan Ruoyi next to him, he was already smiling and lying on the soft collapse.

"Haha, no, I'm laughing to death." Lan Ruo also held her stomach and couldn't straighten up because of Feng Xuan's expression.

"You be careful with your stomach, really, you are not ashamed to do this." Feng Xuan held the thing in his hand, and his face was a little imperceptibly red.

"What's there, the concubine is happy, so that as long as you wear this thing in the future, you will think of the concubine, how good." Lan Ruoyi also thought carefully, although the relationship between the two of them is very good now, but he is the emperor, and there are so many women around him, so he has to be on guard at all times.

"Then you can give me an accessory or something, I can hang it on my body every day, you can't wear this one in the future." Feng Xuan put his pants next to him, and he, the emperor of the dignified and windy dynasty, gave this an example.

"Who said you only need one? With the moon, bring the rest. Lan Ruo was also prepared.

Banyue also blushed slightly and put another burden on the table, and retreated, the little master is really, how to do this, it's too embarrassing.

"Hehe, the concubine has made seven! The patterns are all the same, but the colors are different, and in the future, the emperor will wear them in the order of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. ”

Lan Ruoyi even took it out to explain to Feng Xuan.

"Alright, alright, put it away." Feng Xuan is really afraid of her, why is her thinking always different from others?

"It's... What's on it? Even though he was a little embarrassed, but with the good habit of asking if he didn't understand, Feng Xuan still asked.

"Elephants!" Lan Ruo also tidied up her pants and said casually.

"Elephants? What is an elephant? Animals? Why haven't I heard of it? You see it again? Feng Xuan asked confusedly.

Really, compared like this, it hurts my self-esteem well, I don't know anything, it stands to reason that I read several times more books than the little woman, why do I not know the words she says every time?

"Yunnan has it." After saying that, Lan Ruoyi regretted it again, let your mouth be fast!

Don't think about it.

"Where is Yunnan? Although I haven't been to many places, I know almost all of them, so where are you talking about? Feng Xuan was ready to break the casserole and asked.

Lan Ruo was also a little at a loss, it stands to reason that this dynasty has the Yellow River, and there shouldn't be no elephants.

"With the moon, bring the paper." I can't say it, I'll paint it for you.

Feng Xuan is also very curious, where is the sacred?

It's much better to be normal, although Lan Ruoyi's painting skills are not very good, but you can already see what it looks like.

"Long hair?" Feng Xuan gradually saw it, but he was a little uncertain, after all, Lan Ruo also painted modern elephants, and now it is an ancient or even an overhead dynasty.

"Long hair? Mammoth? Oh, my God! You're mammoths! Wasn't that thing extinct long ago? Lan Ruo didn't expect this to be the result, it's very strange, I've seen mammoths in the United States, and when "Ice Age" came out, they pulled it to see it.

Such a mysterious species, I didn't expect to live here now.

"Extermination? No, although it is relatively rare, there are thousands of them, and they are not in the lower reaches of the Yellow River, but in the upper reaches, because they are animals in the north, otherwise there are so many hairs, and they will die of heat. ”

Feng Xuan also made a rare joke, and finally had one thing that he could answer, and he felt a little happy.

"Mmmm, it's not that the concubine doesn't know, she vaguely remembers, hehe." Lan Ruo also felt that it was a lie, who knew it was a mammoth.

"By the way, Your Majesty, the concubine will tell you a story about mammoths." Lan Ruo also suddenly wanted to tell the cute elephant of the Ice Age to this ancient.

"It's not a mammoth, it's a long-haired man, and I don't know where that word came from?" Feng Xuan corrected.

"People have their own names for other animals, why can't mammoths have them, and how atmospheric this word is! What is your chess called? Lan Ruo also retorted.

"Chess? There is no such chess, long-haired chess? "It's rare that Feng Xuan's brain hasn't turned a corner.

"Hahaha, if Long Hair can play chess, then he will become a fine! Your Majesty, when have you been so cute. Lan Ruoyi really feels that Feng Yu is becoming more and more approachable now, and he is more and more smiling, which is all his own credit.

Feng Xuan also felt a little silly after speaking, coughed twice, and said in a straight voice: "Okay, okay, didn't you say that you want to tell a story." ”

"Haha, go back and the concubine will teach you to play chess, but you can exercise your brain, the story of the concubine is a bit long, will the emperor go back today?" Lan Ruo also looked at Feng Xuan and asked deliberately, it is already long, there are four parts, and when I crossed by myself, I heard that the fifth part was going to be released.

Feng Xuan also knew the little woman's thoughts, leaned back on the soft collapse, and said leisurely: "Then it depends on whether Yi'er speaks well or not." ”

"Then don't go anywhere tonight, here's the story." Lan Ruoyi also adjusted her position and began to tell the story.

"Two million years ago, the earth was covered with glaciers, and when winter came, all kinds of animals migrated south to escape the cold........"

The moon is hazy tonight, and it's a good time to tell a story.