Chapter 19: The Way Home (Ask for Collection)
Golden Cicada Temple, at noon, Yixiu stood in front of the temple with a leisurely expression, the little apprentice Wukong standing next to him, and William Wufo and others stared at the master and apprentice with strange expressions and whispered.
"Apprentice, explain to the teacher, have you ever understood your business?"
Wukong touched his little bald head and said with a smile, "Understand the master, I will be the chief manager and arrange for them to rebuild and expand the temple wall, and build a number of thatched houses according to the drawings you have drawn, which must be completed within five days, master!"
Yixiu frowned slightly, as if he wanted to say something but didn't speak, and when he raised his hand, a brain melted on Wukong's smooth head, and Yixiu was very big.
If this is on the earth, with this flick, at least every watermelon will have to be smashed together, but Wukong's forehead is just a small bag that swells.
"Division. Master, the apprentice remembered, and one of the most important things, William Wolfford needed special care, and he had to do the work of moving bricks, building walls, and climbing roofs. ”
Ikyu nodded slightly, indicating that he was very satisfied with his apprentice's answer, and then raised his hand on the top of Goku's head and gently knocked it three times.
At first, Wukong didn't react, and subconsciously hid, for fear that Yixiu would give him another brain meltdown, not to mention the pain, and he had to get three more big bags on his forehead.
But soon Wukong's little eyes rolled, and he immediately figured out Yixiu's intentions, Wukong immediately bent his legs slightly, knelt on the ground with a poof, and deducted Yixiu's head three times in a row, and said while knocking back.
"Thank you, master, the apprentice will be on time. ”
Yixiu was surprised, he really didn't understand how this little apprentice's brain was pumping today, didn't he just see that the hair on the top of his head was growing again, and wanted to see if he wanted to shave him again, but Wukong's reaction was indeed so intense.
Ikyu didn't understand, and those onlookers didn't understand what was going on?
Immediately, Ichiyu turned his head to look at William Wufo and the others and said in a deep voice.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the next thing will be troublesome to you, remember not to make trouble, otherwise the poor monk will not do anything to you, but my little apprentice I can't control it, he is crazy and even beats himself, please be careful, be careful. ”
"Wang, Wang, Wang", Wukong clenched his fists, poked his head like a proud rooster, and actually learned to bark at them as a dog.
William Wolfer and the others had black lines on their faces, thinking that this pair of master and apprentice was definitely sick, and they definitely had to take medicine, otherwise they would not be cured.
However, they don't dare to underestimate Wukong, who is still young and looks very thin, this guy's performance just now has proven that he is a "little madman".
And the next thing Ikkyu didn't want to pay attention to, he turned around, walked towards his meditation room, closed the door, sat on the futon, and asked the system.
"System, what exactly is the black hole you just talked about? According to you, there is a possibility that the civilization of the earth will come to Atlantis through the black hole, so will I be able to return to the earth through the black hole?"
"Ding, there's nothing wrong with your logic, host, it's indeed feasible to reason here. ”
Ikyu swallowed deeply and spit, cupped his cheeks, thought for a moment and asked again.
"So how do I get through a black hole? Back to Earth, as long as there's a starship from a science fiction movie?"
"Ding, according to the specific data analysis, the host does not need any starship, only three conditions need to be met. ”
Sure enough, Ichiyu knew that this matter was not so simple, which three conditions Ichiyu didn't understand, and I didn't want to think about it, so I asked!
Then, the system put forward three unattainable conditions for him.
First, he successfully preached in Atlantis and obtained a copy of the interstellar coordinates in the black hole.
The two attain the fruit status of the Buddha, sanctify the physical body, and are not affected by the devouring power of the black hole, so they shuttle freely within the black hole.
The third condition, as long as you stand in front of the black hole at that time, point to the sky and scold, "Lao Tzu Yixiu, also known as Ye Liangchen, honest and reliable Xiao Langjun, I am the most awesome in the whole continent, and I will beat me if I am not convinced!", after scolding, it will be done.
And these three conditions are indispensable.,A rest can understand the first two.,But the last one a rest didn't understand it in the end.,When he asked again, he found that the system had lost contact again.。。
"The system comes out to Lao Tzu, if you can't lose contact like this, I want to complain, I want to complain. ”
Yixiu was furious, and his forehead, as if he didn't have any hair, changed it to his eyes full of fire, looking at the air and scolding angrily.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for winning the monthly lottery prize, send a statue of Guanyin, please receive it~"
"System, you, hey, what's this month's lottery? Why don't I know?", Ikyu's angry expression instantly froze, and he asked to himself.
"Ding, the system stipulates that the host has a chance to draw a free lottery every month, and the prize drawn this month is a statue of Guanyin. ”
"Poof! system, are you so shameless, do your mother know? I kind of know, if I ask you why you didn't remind me, you will definitely answer the host, you didn't ask me either, right?"
He originally thought that he could only get prop rewards by doing tasks, and he didn't know that there was such a thing as a free monthly lottery, no matter what the situation was in the first few times, there was still a lottery roulette, but this time the system of the sao bag, even the exciting lottery process was saved to him, this kind of dark box operation has no sense of ritual operation, so that Yixiu once again felt the naked cheapness of the system.
Ten seconds later, the system remained silent.
Ikyu rolled his eyes, looked at the rustling leaves outside the window, and suddenly wanted to write a poem.
"Lao Na chats about juvenile madness, cures convulsions, and does not contain sugar. The monk's hat is broken, and a thousand horses are used by King Kang. In order to repay the city with my Buddha, three hundred years, Jiuzhi Hall. The wine is still open, the watermelon frost, the joy of the Lang. Holding the knot, three gold glucose. Will hold the bow like a full moon, look northwest, King Adi. ”
It's so wet!
After comforting himself, Yixiu slowed down his tone and asked the system, "I don't want to argue with you about anything, tell me first, what is the use of the prize this time, and when the lottery time is in the next month, you must remind me, I will draw it myself." ”
Then, a burst of light appeared in front of his eyes, and from the LED screen in his previous life, he clearly showed a statue of Guanyin with a white marble send-off.
This statue is more than one zhang, the face is kind and eyebrows, the left and right are surrounded by flower baskets, and there are two porcelain dolls of a man and a woman in the basket.
There is a line of text next to it to explain, the ordinary sending of the child Guanyin statue is made for the small West Tian Shami, by the blessing of the mother of the child, with a mysterious effect, the seeker worships it, there is a certain chance to get what he wants.
Bing go, Yixiu snapped his fingers, he didn't expect that this lottery would be able to draw such a thing.
Because in the continent of Atlantis, in addition to the hierarchy, the problem of inequality between men and women also exists, mainly because of the annual war between countries, the birth rate of male dolls is also small, and people want to ask for a male doll, or a female doll, they really have to look at the sky.
But now that there is this statue of Guanyin, Yixiu can be sure that as long as he beckons, the believer will go to the sea.
However, the aroma of wine is afraid of deep alleys, no one knows, and it is also a pit.
After a long time, Ichiyu woke up from deep thought, and before he knew that another hour had passed, he hurriedly changed into the most formal monk's robe, that is, the set of Baina shirts that had been handed down from the previous abbot, and walked down the mountain with his head held high.
Today, he has to fight a big battle, not only to tell stories to those people in the market according to the regulations, but also to tell people that the Buddha exists, the belief of the Buddha, and the temple of the Buddha is in the Jinchan Temple.