Chapter 182: Mr. Yin and Yang Enter the Haunted House
I and the old Taoist priest agree with this sentence, beautiful clothes, coupled with Liu Yang's stunned expression, this is a living Lori! If I hadn't known that she was just a corpse, I would definitely have said to Liu Yang: "Little friend, my brother will take you to see the goldfish." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Bah, bah, put these thoughts behind him, and asked Liu Yang: "Yangyang, is this dress good-looking?" ”
Liu Yang glanced down at his undeveloped ****, and nodded with satisfaction: "Yangyang... Like. ”
After saying this, the clerk couldn't help frowning: "Why does this kid sound strange?" ”
The old Taoist priest and I were looking at her at this time, she glanced at us, then waved her hand, and said with a smile: "I didn't mean that. ”
The old Taoist priest seemed to be in a good mood, so he asked Liu Yang to put the clothes on his body directly and didn't change them, and after dozens of minutes, I bought the clothes again, and I was almost tired and lay down, and the old Taoist priest was like a dog blood, jumping around.
This makes me feel funny, just like an old woman, maybe the life of the old Taoist priest is now joined by Liu Yang, maybe it won't be too lonely! Imagine, if the old Taoist priest comes back from running errands and is tired, but as soon as he enters the door, he hears Liu Yang calling Dad, then the fatigue of the old Taoist priest will all disappear in a sentence of Dad!
Thinking of this, I couldn't help laughing, and at this time, the old Taoist priest came over with a lot of clothes, and when he saw me smirking, he asked, "Xiao Qi, what are you smirking?" ”
I woke up from my fantasy and quickly shook my head: "No, the clothes are all bought?" ”
The old Taoist priest shook the clothes in his hand and nodded: "Let's go!" Pay. ”
I looked at this pile of clothes, and estimated that Liu Yang couldn't wear them for a year, and I touched my pocket, damn, the money is not enough! With or without a card.
"Dao Chief, I only have more than 1,000 yuan, which was given to me by Lao Zhou last time, and I took this 1,000 yuan, which is not enough for you, even if I bought Liu Yang a few clothes." I took a thousand dollars out of my pocket, and it was all crumpled.
The old Taoist priest didn't dislike it, he took the money directly and put it in his pocket, and I gave him a roll of his eyes.
The old Taoist priest seemed to see what I meant, so he said angrily: "Stop, since I entered the village, I haven't received a penny from the little fat man, I'm busy working in vain, you also know this, and now I have Yangyang again, I don't know how long that deposit can last!" ”
The old Taoist priest is right, since Wang Yan's uncle had an accident, the old Taoist priest has never collected a penny more when he went to help, except for Boss Huang.
The old Taoist priest didn't pay attention to me, but went to swipe the card, this pile of clothes totaled more than 10,000 yuan, it seems that the old Taoist priest is not distressed!
I was in charge of getting into the car with my clothes, and the old Taoist priest came over with three ice creams, handed me one, I didn't be polite to him, took the ice cream and ate it, and the three of them leaned against the car door, and the movements were the same. (It's impossible to turn Liu Yang back into a human, but Xiao Qi can make Liu Yang become a zombie to accompany the old Taoist, to be honest, although Liu Yang is just a character in a book, but when Xiao Qi wrote 180 chapters, Xiao Qi admitted that his nose was sour.) )
Then the old Taoist priest drove to the amusement park and took Liu Yang to play the roller coaster, I glanced at the old Taoist priest and thought: Can you stand it at such an old age?
I didn't go, but sat on the bench of the amusement park, and my words were verified, and the sound of the old Taoist priest killing pigs came from the roller coaster, and almost everyone in the amusement park looked at the roller coaster.
I covered my eyes with one hand, and I really didn't want to pay attention to the old Taoist priest.
A few minutes later, Liu Yang walked out with a smile and helped the old Taoist priest, whose face was pale and his feet trembled slightly.
I chuckled: "Dao Chief, at such an old age, don't play with those exciting things." ”
The old Taoist priest just wanted to speak, but suddenly covered his mouth, looked left and right, and when he saw the garbage can, he ran directly over and vomited.
I ran to the place where I bought water, bought a bottle of water, ran to the old Taoist priest, patted him on the back with one hand, and brought him the water with the other.
I patted him on the back and said, "Dao Chief, are you okay?" ”
The old Taoist priest rinsed his mouth, shook his head weakly, and said, "No ......"
The old Taoist priest didn't finish speaking, and he vomited directly, and I turned my head with a disgusted face, patting the old Taoist priest on the back.
After a few minutes, the old Taoist priest's face finally improved a little, sat on the bench, let out a long breath, waved his hand at me, and said, "Okay! Let Lao Dao rest for a while, and then take Liu Yang to the haunted house to play. ”
When I heard about the haunted house, I couldn't help but shudder, although I am an onmyoji, but what I am most afraid of in my life is to go to a haunted house.
When the old Taoist priest saw that I was silent, he jokingly asked me, "What?" Don't dare to go? ”
I was stunned for a moment, and squeezed out a little smile: "Joke, I'm a Mr. Yin and Yang, I'm not afraid of real ghosts, but I'm still afraid of those fake ghosts?" ”
When I said these words, my heart was empty.
When the old Taoist priest saw me answering like this, he immediately patted his thigh and said with a smile: "Okay! Yangyang, come here, Dad will take you to a haunted house to play! ”
Liu Yang was still looking at the 'beautiful sheep' blankly, and when he heard the old Taoist priest calling her, he ran over.
At this time, I also found out that I had fallen into the Tao of the old Taoist, but what can I do, I just said that I was not afraid, and now my heart is getting more and more empty.
The old Taoist priest pulled Liu Yang to the haunted house, and I followed behind, looking at the two of them smiling, I regretted saying those words a little.
The old Taoist priest stopped in front of the haunted house and bought a few tickets, while the ticket seller looked at the old Taoist priest and joked: "Uncle, don't go in!" If you have a heart condition, you're in trouble! ”
The old Taoist priest glared at the ticket seller and said, "Don't worry about it, besides, I have seen more ghosts than you eat, so you don't have to worry about it." ”
After saying that, I went in, I shook my head helplessly, and the ticket seller was speechless for a while and shook his head.
I also followed in, the haunted house was dark inside, glowing dark blue from time to time, and I walked slowly alone, and my heart was oozing panic.
Just as I was walking step by step, suddenly there was a cry from behind, and I quickly turned around, but I didn't see anything.
I patted my chest, and when I looked back, I saw a 'ghost' standing straight in front of me.
My heart beat faster, I pushed him, ran forward with my eyes closed, and after running for a while, I looked back and saw that he hadn't caught up, and then I stopped, patted my chest, and calmed down.
I couldn't help but shake my head and laughed: "I am obviously a Mr. Yin and Yang, but I am afraid of entering a haunted house, I may be the worst Mr. Yin and Yang in the world." (To be continued.) )