Although Ye Keting is sometimes a little proud and always does some inexplicable things, it is fair to say that his appearance is really not picky. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info So he's very prominent in the crowd and easy to recognize. For this reason, I deliberately painted half of his face black with ink, and then made a big mole with a mud ball and stuck it on his chin, and did not forget to insert a crushed hair on the mud ball, which is more like.

He looked at me and nodded and muttered, asking me what I looked more like. I told him, "Strange people will be different, and you are more like a master of the rivers and lakes." ”

Ye Keting shook his head and said helplessly: "You can do it." ”

I asked Ye Keting: "If you want to be the first, then you have to beat the first." If we want to be a celebrity, we have to ......?"

"Beat the celebrity." He recognized me without thinking.

I smiled and shook my head: "We don't have to beat people, but we have to have a skill that is better than some prestigious people, so that we can establish power in the capital." What do you think we are good at? ”

He looked at me helplessly: "Your strength is to bully me." That's why I'm coming. ”

"What do you want to win? Blushing speed? ”

He gave me a blank look: "Force." This is the fastest and will help you heal from your injuries. ”

In this way, we wandered around the streets of Zhongdu dressed as brothers, watching who was strong in martial arts and ready to beat up. But after wandering all morning, I only saw a peaceful, bustling people are doing their business in a decent way, and even small frictions are laughed by, and there is no rumor at all as rumored. I told Ye Keting boredly, why don't we find a lewd person to clean up, when will this go.

Ye Keting sat next to me and swallowed a mouthful of chicken noodles and said, "It's sad enough to look obscene, let's not fall into the well." He gave me a look, and I noticed that my purse was moving back involuntarily. Now I feel a burst of joy in my heart, you are the first small step in my fame.

I sat up silently straight, straightened my clothes, and was about to turn around and scold him with righteous words, when suddenly a group of people came from all directions, some of them were small merchants, some of them were passers-by, and even beggars who were trembling and crawling on the ground, and they all threw off their objects and rushed towards me with lightning speed. I shuddered with fright, and the spoon smashed into the bowl, splashing the chicken soup on my face and Ye Keting's face.

But the group of people passed me and went straight to the small steps, and they held down the small steps, and took the money bag from his hand and returned it to me. All this happened too fast, I immediately looked left and right, is it just me and Ye Keting are passers-by, and the others are masters lurking in the crowd?

When the gang escorted the small steps away, I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead. Zhongdu is really the land of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!

At 10 p.m., we noticed a crowded spot ahead, and there were sounds of fighting and shouting. I couldn't miss the opportunity, I pulled Ye Keting and squeezed into the crowd. I just saw that there was a black and a purple two people fighting on the high platform, and the man in black slammed the chest of the man in purple continuously, raised his leg and kicked off the stage. The people around cheered.

The man in black raised his hands and walked around the platform with an excited expression, shouting: "Those who are not convinced, who dares to fight?" ”

I turned my head sideways and asked Ye Keting, "Can you win?" He smiled indifferently and said, "More than enough." I immediately raised my hand and told us that I was willing to give it a try, Ye Keting paused, and wanted to stop but it was too late.

I nodded affirmatively to him, Ye Keting looked at me helplessly and shook his head, picked up the hem of his clothes and jumped up. After clasping fists with the people on the stage, the two exchanged hands, and in order to cover up his identity, Ye Keting did not use the return fist technique, but used the moves of many sects to knock the man in black off the high platform a few times. There was a cheer from the audience, which attracted more onlookers, and I raised my chin and felt proud.

The next few people who came to the stage all fell off the stage in the same way, and just now another one came up to show his face and put on a few moves to go down by himself. Ye Keting deserves to be the winner today. I vaguely heard the person next to me whispering: "This son's kung fu is so handsome, but his face is ugly, I don't know if that dominatrix can be in love." "I can't help but feel strange, what is the relationship between Ye Keting and Yasha, I guess I am still saying that Ye Keting is not good-looking. I turned back to the person next to me and said, thank you.

He asked me curiously, what am I thanking him? I told him, "Thank you for complimenting me on my makeup skills." ”

While I was joking, a woman suddenly jumped on the high platform, although she was wearing a simple dress, but the costume was well-made, the collar and cuffs were embroidered with gold thread, which made her already pretty face even more noble.

With her coming to power, the people in the audience became even more excited. Is this a gamble? If this woman wins, will each of them give a daughter-in-law? How else can a lively expression be so rich?

Ye Keting watched her come to the stage, and didn't pay attention to it, but said lightly: "I don't do anything with the woman, it's not good to hurt you." ”

The woman was very disdainful and said, "Then you can try to see if you can hurt me." After that, she swung her knife forward, although she was petite, her movements were light and agile, and after a few moves, Ye Keting didn't even have the upper hand. Ye Keting is still very good at pitying the fragrance and cherishing the jade, when he beat those big men just now, he kicked back and forth with his feet unambiguously, and now the big man next to me still has his shoe prints on his face. Now it's fine, the outstretched hand retracted, the kicked foot was lowered again, and the move was like a cramp. I couldn't help but give him a blank look.

Ye Keting was also a little impatient by her, and snatched the knife from the woman's hand with his backhand and said coldly: "If the girl is forced to fight hard, she will have to fight back." ”

After hearing this, the woman did not slow down the offensive, but more quickly, Ye Keting had no choice but to take a few moves from her, a "Eagle Strike in the Sky" flipped behind her, without waiting for her to react, ripped off the bead chain around the woman's waist, turned sideways in front of her, separated her continuation move with her left hand, and held her hands together with her right hand and wrapped it many times with the bead chain. The woman's hands were not empty, but her feet were not idle, and she made a series of kicks, Ye Keting dodged one by one, stretching out her legs to stop her attack, but the woman was in the air with one leg, and the other foot just fell on Ye Keting's instep, and one did not stand firm and slammed on the ground. Ye Keting also didn't expect it, and wanted to help, but he didn't think it was appropriate, so he stood in place.

Ye Keting didn't understand the amorous feelings, how could I trip the girl to the ground, I was a little unconcerned, and I went to help her with a smile. Unexpectedly, she kicked me hard, kicked me to the ground, and said in her mouth: "What is your identity, you dare to touch Miss Ben." Ye Keting hurriedly came over to help me up and asked if I was okay. I felt a little aggrieved in my heart, and looked at the woman with a pout.

The woman smiled at Ye Keting: "It turned out to be your friend." It was me who was reckless. Then he turned to me: "Uncle is offended, you are my husband's friend, that is your own person." ”

"Husband?" I looked at Ye Keting questioningly, and Ye Keting looked innocent. At this time, the surrounding people all gathered around to congratulate and praise Ye Keting for his good fortune.

Ye Keting hugged his fist at the woman and asked, "What does Miss mean?" ”

The woman smiled brightly and told him: "You are on my stage, and you win me in the competition, so you will naturally be the quasi-son-in-law of my Shentu family." ”

Ye Keting asked in surprise: "What kind of station is this?" ”

The woman replied with a smile: "The embroidery platform for the competition to recruit relatives." ”

Ye Keting and I glanced at each other and gasped.