Chapter 116 Country Road Liang Yifu fights Qiu Ma Jiu
Qiu Majiu looks like a stupid person, but this heart is really not big, his guess is half right, but Liang Yifu doesn't want to admit it, not to mention that it was not himself who pretended to be an old man yesterday. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Liang Yifu looked at Qiu Majiu and smiled, and said, "Old man? What old man? Do I look that old? ”。 Qiu Majiu shouted angrily: "You are not the old man from yesterday? So who are you? Why attack this seat! ”。
Liang Yifu shrugged his shoulders and said: "I said why is your memory so poor, I told you once just now and then forgot, are you suffering from cerebral dementia, if so, take medicine quickly, you see that you have such a disease at this age, do your family know?" Do you know you're so stupid? It doesn't matter if you don't know, anyway, you won't know that you're stupid if you become a fool, you look at you like this, did you eat bulk milk powder when you were a child to make your head so big, and you just don't listen to what you say 'Lu San' milk powder is unreliable..."
"Shut up!" Qiu Majiu shouted angrily, Liang Yifu still didn't stop complaining, and continued: "Listen to me, I recommend you to drink another kind of milk powder, after drinking it, it won't help you much, but it can help you ascend to heaven, if you don't, I'll help you buy a few cans back, or hurry, otherwise I'll be out of stock there...".
Qiu Majiu was so angry that his grimace turned black, and he shouted angrily again: "Special, special, Lao Tzu doesn't know what milk powder is, Lao Tzu's big head is natural, special!" ”。 Qiu Majiu snorted violently, and with his loach-like body, he went towards Liang Yifu ****!
Liang Yifu originally wanted to tease a few more words, but he didn't think that this Qiu Majiu was really a hot-blooded idiot, and he would fight when he said it! In this lightning, Liang Yifu was knocked out by Qiu Majiu, Liang Yifu screamed and flew into the air, Qiu Majiu twisted his body again, using his unique loach body method, and crashed towards Liang Yifu who was flying in mid-air.
In just a few seconds, Liang Yifu was hit twice by Qiu Majiu, fell to the ground and coughed up a mouthful of bloody sputum. After Liang Yifu landed, Qiu Majiu raised his short-arm fist and smashed it down on Liang Yifu's face, Liang Yifu took out three talismans at the same time and pasted them towards Qiu Majiu's body, at the same time, Qiu Majiu's fist hit the ground, and a strong shock wave came from the ground.
As soon as the shock wave appeared, a faint light emanated from Qiu Majiu's body, and then he snorted and took a few steps back. He looked down at his chest and found that a spiral-shaped depression appeared on his battle armor, fortunately he was protected by this demonic armor, otherwise his body would have been stirred up a hole by the small rune array that Liang Yifu attached to his body.
Liang Yifu stood up with a carp, pulled out the 'Yin Yang Double Horizontal Copper Money Sword' pinned to his waist and stabbed Qiu Majiu who was 3 meters away from him, Qiu Majiu saw Liang Yifu show his weapon, snorted angrily, and conjured a weapon used by the Song Dynasty army to fight in his hand, usually known as a 'hand knife', to put it bluntly, it is a big knife, anyway, it is not Chang Jiugu's favorite kitchen knife and cattle knife.
Liang Yifu stabbed over with a sword, Qiu Majiu raised the knife to block, and blocked Liang Yifu's sword-holding hand with one move, and then gave Liang Yifu a side impact, Liang Yifu immediately stretched out his left hand, and put the 'Thunder Breaking Demon Charm' that was originally intended to be stuffed into the sword target in his hand and pasted it on Qiu Majiu's arm.
Qiu Majiu couldn't move overnight, Liang Yifu took out a stack of talismans again, and beckoned to him, two small talismans created two vortices on Qiu Majiu's body again, but unfortunately, Qiu Majiu was not hurt by this, but these two talismans also lifted his paralyzed state.
Qiu Majiu shouted angrily again, raised his knife and slashed at Liang Yifu continuously, Liang Yifu could only keep retreating backwards to avoid attacks, and at this moment, Qin Aide, who had been sitting not far away to rest, shouted: "Senior brother! I'll help you." As soon as the words fell, a 'thunder and lightning sword' took shape in the void, and flew towards Qiu Majiu to continuously slash at him, and Qiu Majiu had no choice but to deal with this shining sword first.
He raised his sword to block the attack of the 'Thunder and Lightning Sword', and at the same time thought of a way to crack this strange Dao technique, Qin Ed's help, Liang Yifu successfully got out of trouble, he took out the 'Fire Breaking Demon Talisman' and quickly folded it, stuffed it into the sword target, and said at the same time: "Senior brother, let me come!" Don't play with your life! ”。
Qin Ed was controlling the 'Thunder and Lightning Sword' with his mental power, and he didn't know why, although his breathing had returned to a smooth level, but after he used his internal qi to arrange the 'Thunder and Lightning Sword', he felt as if his body was about to be hollowed out, and he became more tired and weak, at this time he was just forcing himself to control the 'Thunder Lightning Sword'.
As soon as Liang Yifu's words fell, Qin Ide had no choice but to detonate the 'Thunder and Lightning Sword', Qiu Majiu was shocked out by the power of the explosion, and after falling to the ground, he scolded loudly: "Special, special, what a strange formation, it's not right!" I've seen this kind of Dao before! Why can't you remember? ”。
After the explosion of the 'Thunder and Lightning Greatsword', Qin Ed closed his eyes and fell unconscious on the grass...
Liang Yifu saw that the 'Thunderbolt Great Sword' had exploded, and immediately turned his head to look at Qin Ide, and shouted, "Senior brother! ”。 As soon as the words fell, he ran quickly towards Qin Aide, squatting on the ground and looking for something in his bag at the same time, but he still didn't find what he wanted. Liang Yifu scolded: "Damn, I forgot to bring the potion!" ”。 Then he looked at Qin Ide who was in a coma, and saw that his face was only a little pale, thinking that it should be fine. He stood up and ran over to where Qiu Majiu was.
After Qiu Majiu stood up, the first time was not to pursue Liang Yifu, but to think about where he had seen similar Taoist techniques. Just as he was thinking, Liang Yifu shot several 'flame shock waves' at him, Qiu Majiu turned sideways, raised the 'hand knife' in his hand, and blocked all the 'flame shock waves' attacks very flexibly, and then he turned his head to look at Liang Yifu and scolded: "Damn, I want to sneak attack Lao Tzu again!" ”。
Liang Yifu saw that he couldn't succeed in one move, and launched a long-range attack at Qiu Majiu again, but he didn't expect that this Qiu Majiu would actually cover his own demonic qi on the 'hand knife' that he had transformed with yin qi, so as to block the 'flame shock wave' with strong yang energy.
Qiu Ma Jiu approached Liang Yifu quickly while blocking the attack, because Liang Yifu had no experience in fighting such ghosts, and he had never even fought real monsters, and he didn't know if this Qiu Ma Jiu would cut himself in half with a knife, and in desperation, he had to choose to turn around and run away.
Seeing Liang Yifu running away, Qiu Majiu laughed and said, "Stinky boy! If you want to run, you can't escape! ”。 Liang Yifu ran as he stuffed the talisman into the sword target, and shouted at the same time: "You idiot, as the so-called Han Han doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, do you know!" ”。
Qiu Majiu chased after him and asked, "What the hell, who is Han Han?" ”。 Liang Yifu stopped, turned around and shot the 'Flame Shock Wave' again at Qiu Majiu, who was chasing him, this time Qiu Majiu didn't pay attention, and was hit by the 'Flame Shock Wave', and unfortunately, this attack hit the depression caused by the small rune array, piercing the battle armor on his body, Qiu Ma Jiu suddenly snorted, put the knife in his hand on the ground, and scolded: "Damn, I actually pierced my battle armor!" ”。
Liang Yifu must have gotten carried away when he saw a successful move, and once again waved the 'Yin Yang Shuangheng Copper Coin Sword' in his hand, shooting out two 'flame shock waves', and said at the same time: "Han Han writes novels, not sings...". When he said this, Liang Yifu couldn't help laughing.
Because Uncle Qin always confused Han Han and Han Hong. At that time, Uncle Qin also asked: "Isn't this Han Han the woman who sang?" ”。 Liang Yifu said with a depressed face: "Uncle Qin, why did you forget it, Han Hong is the one who sings, so Han Han is a novelwriter and a racing driver." After Uncle Qin nodded, he said, "Oh... It turns out that this Han Hong is driving a racing car."
Two 'flame blasters' flew towards Qiu Majiu, and Qiu Majiu scolded: "What the hell, what a cold, this cold, that!" ”。 As he spoke, he jumped up and dodged the attack. Then he raised his knife and pointed at Liang Yifu and scolded: "Stinky boy, I remember it, the Taoist technique you used, I have seen it before, I have seen it before, specially, that dead beast is exactly the same as you, I will never forget how that dead beast treated me for the rest of my life!" ”。
When Liang Yifu heard this, he was slightly stunned and asked, "Beasts?" What kind of beast? How can someone be called a beast by you, a monster? Then he's really a beast...". While speaking, Liang Yifu did not forget to launch an attack on Qiu Majiu.
After Qiu Majiu used his loach body technique to dodge the attack, he raised his 'hand knife' and snorted and said, "Damn, do you think Lao Tzu won't do this trick for you?" ”。 After speaking, he waved the 'hand knife' in his hand and slashed out several knife qi composed of a mixture of demonic qi and yin qi, and flew towards Liang Yifu.
Seeing this, Liang Yifu didn't have time to make any mental preparations, he had to stop the attack in his hand and quickly jump to the side to dodge, rolled on the ground for two weeks after landing, and stood still again, Liang Yifu turned his head to look at the place where the attack just now, there were several deep grooves on the lawn, Liang Yifu took a deep breath, fortunately he flashed in time, otherwise he would definitely become a broken corpse.
Qiu Majiu laughed heartily, laughing at Liang Yifu as long as he made a move, Liang Yifu would only escape. Liang Yifu shook off the 'Yin Yang Shuangheng Copper Coin Sword' in his hand, looked at Qiu Majiu and said: "I said that you big-headed ghost is not kind, for your character and personality, I want to criticize and educate you on behalf of the party and the country and the broad masses of the people."
When Qiu Majiu heard this, she looked at Liang Yifu and was slightly stunned and asked, "What?" What is the party and the state? What's the deal, Lao Tzu hasn't come out for decades, by the way, which dynasty and generation is it now? ”。 When Liang Yifu heard this, he smiled bitterly: "I said you idiot, you came out to deceive people, don't you do a little bit of data collection?" Are you so embarrassed to represent our country to communicate with foreign yokai? Aren't you afraid of being embarrassed? Are you embarrassed to say that you are a Chinese monster? ”。
Qiu Majiu shouted angrily: "What the hell, what kind of Chinese foreign, Lao Tzu has not been a monster for thirty years, what kind of bullshit representative do you want to find with me?" Damn, you kid is really nagging, I don't think that 'beast heart' back then was as much as you! ”。 As soon as Qiu Majiu said this, Liang Yifu suddenly remembered something, the 'beast heart' that the dead loach said on his mouth should not be Uncle Qin's name 'Qin Shouxin'... Ouch, I'll go, just now I scolded Uncle Qin for being a 'beast'. Fortunately, his old man went to the underworld to cooperate with the labor reform, otherwise he would definitely kill me.
Qiu Majiu looked at Liang Yifu, who was embarrassed and smirking at the same time, raised a knife and pointed at Liang Yifu and scolded: "Stinky boy!? What kind of expression do you have, looking down on me? What's more, Lao Tzu has been a monster for 900 years, and I have only met two people who dare to look down on me, the first is the 'beast' who will play the boogers on me at every turn, and the second is you! ”。
When Liang Yifu heard this, he immediately came back to his senses, and at the same time smiled, hearing him say this, he saw that it was really Uncle Qin who killed this guy back then, oops, why does Uncle Qin like to play boogers to demons and monsters so much? But it's a blessing that this guy didn't sneak up on him just now.
Liang Yifu also raised the copper coin sword, put on a martial arts master's favorite posture of pretending to be 'forced' and said: "The beast you are talking about, is it called Qin Shouxin?"
"Damn, how do you know? Damn, you must have bragged everywhere after sealing me, damn it, Lao Tzu is so easy to bully, special, you dead beast, Lao Tzu will definitely seek revenge on you! Qiu Majiu scolded very dissatisfied.
Liang Yifu said very calmly: "It's a pity that you don't have a chance, my master has already reported to the underworld, and he left in October last year." When Qiu Majiu heard this, his face showed a very shocked look, he stuck the knife in his hand on the ground, and scolded: "you, you dead beast! Lao Tzu's revenge has not been avenged, you dare to die! Damn! Isn't that fooling me! Damn, I knew that as soon as I came out, I would run to you for revenge." After speaking, Qiu Majiu knelt on the ground and slammed the ground fiercely, venting the resentment and dissatisfaction in his heart.
Liang Yifu saw him like this, and thought to himself, why are you, a dead loach big-headed ghost, out of control? However, according to his nature, if he can't find the master to take revenge, he should find his apprentice to take revenge. As soon as Liang Yifu thought so, that Qiu Majiu suddenly laughed, stood up and glared at Liang Yifu and scolded: "Stinky boy, do you want to fool me?" Damn, do you think I'm going to take your word for it? How could that beast die so easily, damn it, dare to fool Lao Tzu, damn it, I'm going to kill you today! ”。
After Qiu Majiu finished talking nonsense, he grabbed the 'hand knife' and rushed towards Liang Yifu, also using the loach body method that he was most proud of, Liang Yifu had experience in dealing with his body method, counting Qiu Majiu's snake to be able to run very fast, and when Qiu Majiu came to a distance of 2 steps from him, he immediately squatted down and stabbed a sword at Qiu Majiu's leg, Qiu Majiu screamed in pain, and then fell to the ground.
After Qiu Majiu fell to the ground, Liang Yifu immediately formed a sword finger and launched the 'Sword Rune Array' placed on the ground, and the two 'Flame Swords' floated up in the air and smashed towards Qiu Majiu who fell to the ground, at the same time, Liang Yifu rolled backwards and distanced himself from Qiu Majiu.
After the 'Flame Sword' hit Qiu Ma Jiu, there were two explosions, and Qiu Ma Jiu's screams like killing pigs, a burst of Yin Qi mixed with demonic energy that would only exist on Qiu Ma Jiu's body drifted in the void and dissolved with the direction of the wind. Liang Yifu didn't frequently use the 'lightning rod' formation to attack Qiu Majiu, the reason was very simple, he wanted to catch him, not kill him, first, 'Sun Wu Daofa' advocated ghost hunting, not killing ghosts, and secondly, he still needed to ask what the 'ghost lord' was from this guy's mouth?
After more than ten seconds of the explosion, Liang Yifu walked towards Qiu Majiu, and when he came to Qiu Majiu's side, he saw that Qiu Majiu's only few strands of hair on his head were gone, not even his beard, and the armor on his body had become tattered at this time, Liang Yifu pointed at Qiu Majiu's nose with a copper coin sword again, pretending to be a master and said: "Oh~ Immeasurable Tianzun, you demon who is not a demon or a ghost, the poor Dao asked you, are you convinced?" ”。
Qiu Majiu was injured by the explosion just now, a little out of breath, at this time he stammered a little, he opened his mouth and said: "Special, special, Lao Tzu... Lao Tzu I, I serve, serve, serve, your uncle's... Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu, I, I, I am nothing...". Before Qiu Majiu finished speaking, Liang Yifu really couldn't stand his stammering appearance, and said: "Immeasurable Tianzun, since you are not convinced, Poor Dao will let you rest and rest for a stick of incense."
After speaking, Liang Yifu took out a 'ghost confusion charm' and pasted it on Qiu Majiu's forehead, this talisman Liang Yifu has never used, just a few days ago Qin Ed drew a few pictures, and it was also a coincidence to use Qiu Majiu to do an experiment. After the talisman was attached to Qiu Majiu's forehead, his eyes began to become a little misty, but he was still saying, "Special, special, special...".
Liang Yifu did not relax his vigilance, continued to use the copper coin sword against Qiu Majiu's nose, then took out the cigarette case, took out a cigarette with his teeth, and then took out a lighter to light the cigarette, and after smoking, Liang Yifu ate the last banana in the hanging bag.
said that it would take Qiu Majiu to rest for a stick of incense, that is, about 15 minutes, but Liang Yifu observed Qiu Majiu's death, and he had been observing for more than 20 minutes, only to see the corners of his mouth slightly upturned, as if he was smiling, and his eyes were very blurry, as if a person had taken medicine.
Liang Yifu thought it was interesting, he didn't expect this talisman to have such a strange effect, but didn't the book say that this talisman could only play a role on ordinary wandering ghosts or something? Why is this Qiu Majiu so 'hi' now?
Liang Yifu took down the talisman attached to his forehead, and after more than 2 minutes, Qiu Majiu regained consciousness, he stared at Liang Yifu with wide eyes, and left Liang Yifu again using the loach body method, then stood up and pointed at Liang Yifu and scolded: "Damn, why are you still alive, weren't you killed by Lao Tzu?" ”。
Liang Yifu took a deep breath and said, "You idiot, have you forgotten what happened just now?" ”。 Qiu Majiu tilted his big head sideways, his eyes looked to the side as if he had squinted, thinking about what had just happened, and immediately noticed that something was wrong, he glanced at himself, only to realize that what he had just seen was an illusion. He pointed at Liang Yifu and scolded: "Stinky boy, Lao Tzu won't fight with you, the kind of talisman you put on my head just now, give me a few more, Lao Tzu, I won't fight with you!" ”。
When Liang Yifu heard this, he was almost thundered by Qiu Majiu, what? Could it be that the 'Ghost Confusion Charm' can lower the ghost's IQ? However, this is not the time to think about whether this talisman has lowered the ghost's IQ, Liang Yifu looked at Qiu Majiu and said: "Immeasurable Tianzun, you can want the talisman, but you have to win against me, and I will give it to you."
When Qiu Majiu heard this, after thinking for a while, he scolded: "What's the matter, do you think Lao Tzu is afraid of you?" Hit it, boy! Show off your weapons! ”。 After speaking, Qiu Majiu conjured a 'hand knife' again, as soon as the 'hand knife' appeared, Qiu Majiu found something wrong, he looked at the knife in his hand with a shocked face, and muttered to himself: "Damn, why is the demonic spirit gone?" ”。 Hearing this, Liang Yifu took a deep breath and grinned, it seems that the attack just now worked, and the only demonic energy on this guy's body was blown away by the explosion just now... (To be continued.) )