Chapter Ninety-Four: Saliva and Bugs
94 saliva and bugs
The crystal clear yellowish liquid formed a circle in front of me and the fat man, which not only made it difficult for the two of us to walk, but also made it difficult for us to breathe. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoThere is really nothing more important than living at this time, if God says to me that cutting off a hand at this moment can allow me to continue to live happily, I will not hesitate to exchange.
But all this can only be a conjecture in the mind, and I am really facing life and death, only fear is spreading endlessly.
"Fat man, think about it...... Come to think of it, what else is there? "I almost gritted my teeth and said it, because the smell of this place was completely messed up, not only was the oxygen content low, but it was so humid that I could squeeze out the water with a casual pinch.
The fat man was sweating profusely, and he was also anxious at this moment. He has been learning in the mountains and forests, and he has never faced such a critical moment since he was a child, and there is already a panic on his flushed face, and I know that I am no better than him.
"Tears, try tears......" After the fat man finished speaking, he looked at me expectantly. There was a hint of hope in those delicate eyes, but do I have tears? Where do my tears come from?
"Fat man, this is too difficult, it is better to let you come." I said, smiling bitterly. At this time, although I am about to die, I am not a woman, and it is impossible for me to cry delicately, where do the tears come from. "Fat man, it's better to be like this, if you put some blood out, maybe it can have a magical effect."
"Damn, are you stupid?" The fat man scolded me all of a sudden, but there was a bitter smile on his face, because he knew that I didn't really let him bleed, it was just a casual joke. "This thing originally likes to eat human flesh and blood, and the reason why it surrounds us here is to wait for us to eat when we are disheartened. But this dense and overwhelming, even if the fat man's body is squeezed dry, it is estimated that it is useless. ”
"What then?" As I finished asking, suddenly a strange opposite popped up in my heart. I don't want tears, I can't bear to ask for blood, but I still have a liquid in my body! Thinking of this, a flash of lightning suddenly exploded in my heart, and then I hurriedly shouted to the fat man: "The fat master doesn't want you to bleed, maybe the urine will be useful at this time." Pee, it's time for God to test you. ”
The fat man was stunned by my shouting at first, and then he came to his senses, and his face was also full of joy. "Xiao Ye, there is really you. I can think of it, maybe it really works. In Taoist tradition, the urine of the virgin body can be used for many purposes, and the most common is to ward off evil spirits. And this thing is so evil, it must be useful when I think about it. ”
After the fat man finished speaking, two pale yellow fluids had turned into an oblique throwing arc and flew out from front of the two of us. Not to mention, this liquid exudes a faint smell in the air, and those insects floating in the air are actually withdrawing rapidly, seeing this, where do you still not understand the benefits of this urine.
"Fat man, it's useful." I had a smug look on my face. By mistake, I didn't expect to really find a way to crack this thing, not only was I happy in my heart, but I could brag to others when I went out. And the fat man can also write books and speak, and write this method into Taoist books, which will be passed down for centuries.
"You don't need Xiao Ye to say it, the fat man can naturally see it, but ......" The fat man didn't have a smile like me on his face, although his face was happy, it was always full of melancholy.
"What's wrong? What's so good? I asked nonchalantly. At this time, the arc in front of the two began to decrease sharply, and the fluid that came out of the **** gradually became shorter, and it became a dripping state in a few seconds.
My smile froze on my face. Glancing back at the fat man, he shrugged his shoulders and shook his head to show his innocence.
"This is what is behind it, and there is no need for the fat master to say it now. You yourself understand, let's just have a good time. The fat man said, helplessly shook his hand and began to pull up his pants, and the liquid that was far away from the surroundings began to gather again, but this time because we had a puddle of liquid in front of us, and the air was still filled with a faint smell, so no matter how we looked at it, it was a little bigger than the previous circle. This time it can't be said that they are happy in vain, at least when the liquid stains on the wooden board are not completely dried and the smell in the air is not completely dissipated, they dare not take the opportunity to mess around.
"It was supposed to be useful, but we actually did it together. If we had kept it, one after the other, maybe we would have walked out of the encirclement of this yellow liquid at this moment, and would have fled back to the place where we ate. I said, with endless bitterness in my mouth, what is this ****** called?
"Who says no, if we had planned it before, where would we have encountered it like this. But that's okay, at least the fat man knows that this thing grows from the human body, which is in line with the law of mutual restraint of all things, and he is not afraid to see it in the future, and he can run away as soon as he pours urine on it. This thing actually relies on numbers to win, if it weren't for that, the fat man would have drowned them with a single spit. ”
The fat man's words were very imposing, at least let me listen to them once again evoke a wave of confidence in my ears.
"Fat man, what did you say? Can you say that again? "I had something in my head, but it was too fast to catch it, so I had to ask again.
"This thing wins by numbers." The fat man said with a pout, as if he was despising my stupidity.
"No, the next sentence." There is a voice in my heart that roars: Speak up, speak up......
"Spit can drown them." The fat man said nonchalantly, but the moment he finished speaking, he was stunned, looked at me blankly, and then had a wave of ecstasy on his face. "That's right, spit, saliva, hahaha......" he laughed insolently, if it was on the crowded street, seeing such a prodigal person, it would definitely be considered a psychopath.
I laughed too, but this time I smiled very reservedly, and I didn't dare to be as flamboyant as before. I tentatively spat in front of me, the foaming saliva like the laundry detergent after soaking, slowly falling towards the pale yellow liquid.
This yellow liquid is made up of an untold number of insects, and is extremely sensitive to the smell of the air. When the saliva fell, all the bugs in the same place retreated, leaving behind a yellowish plank. (To be continued.) )