For a while, the good man Zhu Zhu stayed at home and even rested at home on Sundays. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 During the info period, Mr. Zhu was at home with a few friends who were also depressed and accidentally drank high again. Now when I write this text, I still feel a little dizzy, I can write whatever comes to mind, and these words can be regarded as a by-product of drinking.

Over the years, I have drunk a lot of alcohol, some of them drink by themselves, some of them are persuaded to drink by others on the orders of the leaders, some are persuaded (poured) by others as leaders, there are a few friends who drink for fun, there are general entertainment, there are those who drink in big bowls with peasant friends, there are those who squat on the street to drink at food stalls, and they are also at formal banquets, and they need to be dressed neatly to drink, but more often they drink for entertainment. I feel a lot of things when I drink and my blood pressure rises, my mind gets dizzy, and my body collapses, and I feel a lot of things, one of the deepest of which is: you can see a person's character from drinking.

"Li Baidou has 100 poems about wine, the restaurant in Chang'an City sleeps, the Son of Heaven can't get on the boat, and he claims to be a fairy in wine." is talking about Li Bai's arrogant anger, which makes a lot of people envious. Wu Song's "three bowls and one post" showed his heroism, and Wu Daozi, the painting saint of "Wu with the wind", must be drunk before painting. Huang Gongwang in the "Four Yuan Families" is also "not drunk and can't paint". "Book Saint" Wang Xizhi wrote "Orchid Pavilion Preface" when he was drunk, "charming and vigorous, unparalleled", and when he woke up, "dozens of books were written, and he couldn't reach them". Grass sage Zhang Xu "every time he gets drunk, he calls to go wild, and he writes", so he has his "Four Posts of Ancient Poems" that "waving paper like a cloud of smoke". These are open-minded people, and my generation can only remember.

The most common occasion for drinking is that at the banquet, the guests and hosts are seated, and then the host raises his glass and makes a toast, also known as the opening remarks, and we call it ribbon cutting. The first cup is used to drinking - the leaders all say that everyone has dried the first cup, and the future is free! In fact, the first drink is to test the amount of alcohol that everyone drinks, some people "goo" and dry up-bold, some people drink like rat poison and ddt, but they all drink it - honest but not happy, some people just taste it and secretly put down their wine glasses - slippery heads, and some people repeatedly declare that they can't drink: high blood pressure, heart disease, athlete's foot...... But unless you are a leader, you will not be spared this cup, so you took out the spirit of the female Communist Party member in the movie and did it.

Then, there was an endless round of toasts. When encountering an aggressive leader, generally speaking, whether the banquet can be lively depends on the leader, if the leader does not like to drink, or does not approve of drinking, then it will not be lively. If the leader deliberately wants to enliven the wine table, or has a certain purpose, then, the pre-arranged masters began to take turns, the goal is of course the other party's leader, make a cup, a right cup, so that the other party's leader only has the power to parry, can not fight back, the other party's leader's subordinates in the eyes, anxious, so also take the initiative to toast to the leader of the main party, so, the cup is wrong, the dish is not finished, a melee begins. What "return respect", "mutual respect", "substitute drinking", "punishment of wine" and other famous halls have been on the table, people with poor alcohol and no strategy, less than half of the way to the falter, but half-drunk people have begun to numb to alcohol, under the stimulation of alcohol, start a new round of fighting.

At this time, everyone began to show their true nature, and many "toasts" began to appear, and the reasons were also varied, which made people dizzy. What "deep feelings, one sip, good feelings, drinkable, thick feelings, not enough to drink", what "raise the buttocks, drink again", some people even said: "I have toasted you three cups, you have to give me a cup back, right?" Do you look down on me? "Speaking of which, can you still be cheeky enough to say that you won't drink? Good! If you die, I want to give you a few cups, and you give me three cups, right? I'll give you six cups in return! It's all out of order. At this time, if a female general comes out, it will be invincible and invincible! Once, Mr. Zhu Zhi went to a city for an interview, and when he was drinking at night, two girls called ethnic minorities came, and as soon as they came on the stage, they drank four glasses for nothing "according to the rules of ethnic minorities", and then what "handed over a glass of wine", "Jiao Neck Wine", "Jiaoxin Wine", and after a round, Mr. Zhu Zhi was defeated and slipped away. There is even a girl who picks up the wine glass, "grunts" first, and then stares at you: "Excited heart, trembling hands, I toast the leader, the leader doesn't drink and thinks I'm ugly!" "That's it, that's it, it's all drunk! Then, Huang Duanzi began to go out and used it as a drinking condiment, and the girl toasted and said, "The leader is above and I am below, you say a few times and a few times." In short, it was a mess, and the wine field became a battlefield.

At this time, there are four kinds of people who are the most active, one is to frequently find people to clink glasses, whether it is the other party's leader or subordinates, pull to drink, especially after getting the authorization of the leader, even harder, there is a great tendency not to drink the other party down, and drink to death without giving up. This kind of person is the most able to act in the eyes of the leader, and belongs to those who see the wind and steer the rudder. One is to toast women specifically, and they are particularly diligent, which is generally a person with a bit of status. I always want to be close to girls.,Even at the wine table.。 Maybe he didn't subconsciously want to get this woman, but he could get a kind of pleasure from the toast, especially when he saw the other party drinking for three rounds and being charming, there was an indescribable use in his heart. The third type of person is the most hateful, he doesn't drink, but he tries his best to persuade others to drink, and he pours wine like a windmill, and he has to put you all down. Cast his three-inch incorruptible tongue: Mr. Zhu You, you really have a good amount of wine, you can drink this glass of wine in one sip. Or: Look, look, everyone else has drunk Wang Ermazi, why don't you Mr. Zhu Zhi drink it? The horses are beating their whiskers and sowing discord, just to see the excitement. This kind of people have leaders and ordinary people who have been watching from the outside, and they always wait for the opportunity, meet the opportunity, and then attack, and often get twice the result with half the effort. This kind of person is also like this in reality, they are scheming, silent, and ugly, they are a little insidious. The fourth is that after a few cups of yellow soup are eaten, the complaining and strange words can't be hidden, and they begin to talk endlessly, from astronomy and geography to anti-corruption and clean government; From political studies, to pornographic jokes; From patting the leader's shoulder, to pulling the hand of Miss (waiter), he also said that he was a genius of the world, omnipotent, and did not know the height of the sky. That's when a lot of wrong things happened, a lot of wrong things. There are the most such people, and they belong to the kind of people who consciously have no talent and complain. Of course, there are also some people who don't have a stomach, honestly, and have no defenses on the battlefield, drink when the wine comes, and be put on the sofa to sleep after three times and two by two. But there are also those who explicitly refuse when they are too strong to drink, and swear not to drink to the death and offend people. In reality, these are honest people, and they are often the old scalpers of the unit, the main force of the work -- but it is usually difficult for us to see him at the wine table, because the leader does not like to call such subordinates to the banquet.

In fact, this kind of banquet is very boring, if you drink, you still have to find a few friends to drink, everyone has no burden, you don't have to worry about saying the wrong thing, you can drink as much as you want, you can drink as much as you want, it is really pleasant - but in fact it is impossible, friends drink, there is something unpleasant (nothing you drink), so, drinking and drinking, everyone tells their hearts, and countless melancholy wells up in their hearts. As the saying goes, borrowing alcohol to sell sorrow is more sorrowful, so if you continue to drink, you will drink your sorrow as a drink, in fact, friends are the easiest to get drunk when they drink. Just imagine, under the influence of alcohol, everyone gradually fell into a drunken state, until the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dark, and one by one the neck swelled to the boss, shouting: "Come, drink to win", "Drink quickly, you keep so much, you want to raise fish" - this shows a person's personality: some people know that he can drink, but he doesn't, this kind of person is mostly a person with a little status; Some people who can't drink it are poured to death, and this kind of person is either a drunkard, or in a bad mood, or begging a friend to do something. It's finally over, it's time to pay - I see a person's personality again, at this time, if you say in advance who will pay for it, he won't be bad; If everyone happens to get together, if there happens to be a bold friend, then it's easy to do, otherwise it's bad, at this time, someone walks away, someone goes to the toilet, someone makes a phone call, some people drink two or three cups, do a big drunken state, some people take care of the left and right to talk about him, it depends on who doesn't sink his breath in the end! Of course, there will be unexpected surprises, and once, Mr. Zhu paid the bill, and just wanted to ask the lady to pay. One guy "drank too much", stood up and shouted: "I will pay tonight, whoever doesn't pay for me will be in a hurry!" "Haha!

Now Mr. Zhu Zhi can't drink it, and Mrs. Zhu Zhi is strictly forbidden to drink alcohol. Of course, I don't drink it openly, but I still drink a little secretly. Beer, half a glass, one or two drinks when you meet a lot of good friends, but never get drunk. British Prime Minister Tony Blair once said: "When a person is young, the Conservative Party is too heartless; But when a person is still a Liberal when he becomes an adult, he is too immature. I thought, "If a person doesn't drink when he's young, he's too heartless; But when a man reaches adulthood (old age) and drinks to death, he is too immature."

Alas, according to Mr. Zhu Zhi's drinking, it was really heroic loneliness! Therefore, when the reader invites me to drink, don't let Mrs. Zhu hear it, let's go out secretly and **** a few glasses!