Your sister, who said you have to dress like this during the audition? Rin Ruoi, what are you doing if you want to make the young master and me into Barbie dolls? Young master, I think there is something wrong with you, it turns out that I really let the young master say it, you are a stinky pervert, dead sister control! Feed? Auntie over there, with those big and small eyes, are you looking at Shenma? I've never seen a young master, I'm such a "gentleman" Lori? Be careful of being blinded by your titanium dog eyes, young master!

Young Master, I looked impatient, and after a cold ice knife was thrown over. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info immediately frightened and peeked at my big-eyed aunt and shrank into a full stop. Pulling the corners of his lace-edged clothes hard, the little flame of anger in my heart, young master, rose higher and higher like pouring alcohol.

Noisy your sister! Are you guys out to buy groceries? Grave light! Can anyone tell me how many ducks are the more than 100 girls who have entered the selection?

"Rin-chan? You're so cute today! Perfect for you. ”

Lovely? Fit? Your eyes are for breath! Young Master, I flew over with an ice blade, and immediately froze Megumi Ohbori, who was looking like a tiger and was about to pounce on the tiger, into an ice sculpture.

"You...... You can't still be angry, right? I thought it was ...... That's why I hit you, I'm sorry! ”

What kind of posture are you putting your hands together? Stinky old women are not suitable for selling cuteness! Grave light! I haven't settled the account with you last time! If you hadn't delayed Master Ben's time, would I have been so unlucky to be caught by my dead sister? (Young Master Bai didn't think about it, she originally took the initiative to find someone.) You dare to show up for me. And if you are so brain-dead that you say such a thing, I must make you pay for it this time...... Huh? Isn't that stupid-looking commodity my creditor, young master? Damn, if she catches me, how can I be good, young master!

Extremely suddenly, he pulled out a bright smile, young master, my bloody mouth was like smeared with honey, "Sister Hui, you look so beautiful today!" Sister Hui, that ...... Can you do me a favor? ”

"Really? Doesn't it look old? Seeing the young master's expression of "of course not old", this person's face immediately warmed up, and he smiled like a trumpet flower, "Of course it's no problem, you say!" ”

"Sister Hui, did you see that short-haired girl over there? I borrowed 5,000 yen from her a while ago, can you help me return it to her first? "Sure enough, as soon as a woman encounters praise, her IQ will immediately become negative, even if she is always attacking.

"No problem, I'll go and help you return it to her now, Rin-chan will report and get the number plate first!"

Seeing a stinky old woman whose confidence suddenly burst, the young master and I buckled my nose boogers boringly. Leisurely walked to a table not far away, which said "Report Office".

Not far away, a girl who was holding her sister's arm and smiling sweetly inadvertently turned her head. Her expression was slightly stunned, revealing a thoughtful expression.

"Jimi, what are you looking at?"

"Nothing! Just now, I seem to have seen a particularly interesting person I have seen before. But it can't be her! chiyuu~”

I said, Sakuraba Kagyogo! Master, I really underestimated you. I thought you were a brainless fan, but I didn't expect you to be a higher-grade product, and you are a fool! I'll ask you to pay attention to your image too, okay? Anyway, you're also a theater staff member now. Look at the eyeballs that are bigger than the light bulbs, and the blood is so thick that you can't even see the whites of the eyes. Harazi went straight down 3,000 feet, and he could still do it continuously. If this scares away the girls who are running for election, you can't afford to sell your body!

Young master, I yawned idly, took out a rice ball from the flagging backpack behind my back, and started to nibble on it. It wasn't until he finished the last bite that he finally found Young Master Ben who was standing in front of him and was about to die of boredom.

"Huh? Wakaui? What are you doing? Don't you see everyone busy? You still have time to eat balls here! Why don't you come over and help. The thing suddenly swept over my whole body with a lewd look, "What is your clothes...... You wouldn't be working part-time at a maid shop, would you? ”

And your sister! How familiar you are with the maid shop! Grave light! If it weren't for those T-shirts, I wouldn't have been so polite to you, young master! Today, Master Ben has to let you know about the essence of China's 5,000-year-old culture - the power of flirting with yin legs. Let you understand that there is one of the most painful feelings in the world, called egg pain!

"Poor cute girl, it seems that your life is not easy either! It reminds me of the days when I came to Tokyo to work alone. "The object squinted at the sky at a 45-degree angle, its gaze far and deep.

Suddenly, he slapped me on the shoulder, and then punched myself in the chest with a feigned righteousness, and almost beat myself to the point of vomiting blood...... I'll leave your job search to my eldest brother. The theater is about to recruit a new AD, and your eldest brother is also a small boss now, so it's absolutely no problem for you to become a full-time employee! ”

Officially AD? The job is stable, the money is sufficient, a limited amount of pork chop rice is served at noon, and I heard that there is also a temporary dormitory much larger than the kennel. After calculating it like this, it is really suitable for the young master and me. "Really? Thank you so much, Brother Jingwu, you are really the beacon of my life and the beacon of return! ”

"It's okay, it's okay, protecting a delicate flower like yours is the duty of flower lovers like me. What's more, you and I are both brothers who love sisters, how can I not pull you up, big brother? Come, I'll go over there with my big brother and see how those TV phones are installed? This thing doesn't seem to be very easy to use, and I don't know if it can be used during selection. Bone, there are a few people who haven't come to report, you can take a look here. ”

"Oh," replied the bespectacled little fat man sitting beside Kagyogo, with his mouth half-open, "and only Wakai and Kashiwagi are not here!" ”

Following Sakuraba Kagyogo who was stepping forward, the young master and my dog-legged trail followed, "Okay, big brother, you can do what you say, and I will follow you in the future." ”

It's so lucky, I can actually meet such a 2b youth, young master, I don't have bird poop on me today, right? Ahler? Did you forget something? Forget it, what you can't remember must not be important, and I'll talk about it later. In other words, how do you feel that these two surnames are so familiar?

What the hell is this? How can a scumbag word describe it? Grave light! The resolution of the sound and image is a mess low. What kind of guy who took medicine in the morning without turning on the lights came up with the idea? Isn't this a proper cheat!

Master, I put on a work uniform that was so dirty that it was shiny, and I don't know how long the original owner had returned. Speechless, he had a dead fish face that was disgusted by thousands of people. Fiddling with the three-G mobile phone that lay flat on the table.

"Well, it's good now! Wakai, hurry up and take a look at No. 3. On the screen of the phone, Kayogo Sakuraba's face, which had been wiped away, took up almost the entire space.

"Okay!" Listen to the unclear voice coming from the phone. Young Master, I shrugged my shoulders neatly, turned around and left.

"Click"

There was a soft sound under my feet, which kept the young master and my anxious steps to leave. Your sister, which one is responsible for the sanitation of the venue? What if this girl hurts someone, and most importantly if she hurts me? This is...... Anime figurine-shaped arms? How could anyone bring such a thing to the selection of the venue?

Young Master, I bent down and picked up the thing. Looking at it in pieces, I couldn't help but burst into tears, young master. No one will come and make me lose money, right? Master, I haven't earned my salary yet!

At great speed, after probing in all directions. From the pocket of my work clothes, I took out a bottle of fast glue with only one bottom left, and poured it all on top of the figure. There was a rush of work with his hands flying, sticking the thing together. After the young master's full rescue, my arm is finally intact.

Isn't it already glued? So where did that extra piece come from? Forget it, the extra is useless. The young master threw it behind him, and his empty expression was swept away.

"You...... Can you put ...... Give me back my hand? ”

I'm gone, where did the unjust soul escape? I almost scared the young master! Why do you want to give me back your hand, are you acting in the live version of the curse? I went there.,I thought it was a white-clothed female ghost with her hair covering her face.,I didn't expect you to be a cute Lori.。 If you don't look closely, I don't know.,Isn't this the representative of some orthodox idol - Mayu Watanabe?

"It's yours!" Young Master, I smiled without shame, put the thing into her palm, and patted her little head gently, "You can't throw it away in the future!" ”

This is one of the future figures! If you don't take advantage of her ignorance now to pat her head a few more times, young master, I will regret it more in the future!

"Well, never again." Mayou nodded vigorously, and his delicate little face was as red as a red apple.

"Ruojing, the selection has begun, what the hell are you still messing around? Take a look at the number three TV phone, which has just fallen off the table. Sakuraba Kaigo's voice, which scared away crows, sounded from the intercom on my waist. The young master Ben, who was immersed in bullying CG idols and couldn't extricate himself, called back to his soul.

"Okay, I'll go right away."

I gave her a gentle chuckle, and after rubbing her short hair hard, I willingly turned away.

Mayou looked at the figure arm in his palm, looked up at the young master Ben who was far away, and showed a reserved smile, "It's all because Mayou was too careless to break it, so it fell off by itself." I'm glad I met you, ahhhh ”

As soon as I entered the third room, the young master, I saw a decayed goods. She held her phone with an embarrassed face and looked at the table where she lost a leg. When I saw the young master, I didn't know whether I was scared or relaxed, and my face twitched so ugly!

After quickly checking my phone, I looked up and gave her a reassuring smile, "It's okay, you don't have to worry!" Interview time is running out, so let's get started! I'll hold it for you. ”

This thing even feels familiar to me, and it should be one of the core characters after AKB! Young master, I'll make some friendships with you first, and if you cause any trouble in the future, there are many second goods who help intercede.

The girl exhaled deeply, nodded gratefully to me, and her face gradually returned to calm. At this time, I realized that the lines of her face were very hard, and the edges and corners seemed to be carved. Ya, no wonder it's familiar, isn't this the home of Feiqiu! has a good face, wrinkled like a bun by her, no wonder Young Master Ben didn't recognize it just now.

After the selection of this product, the young master seized the time to straighten the table and randomly nailed a nail to fix it. After putting the phone on, Fang walked out with a shaky twist. Seeing that the auditions everywhere are going smoothly, young master, I decided to go to the toilet to pay a water bill.

I went to the venue, there are so many people, there are only three cubicles in the women's bathroom, and you are less than the selection room! Grave light! And two of them have "under repair" signs, what's going on? Why don't you even repair my bladder with the young master!

Young Master, I squatted on the ground like a toad, staring intently at the only toilet that worked. Quickly took out half a cigarette from his pocket in both hands, and took out the tobacco shreds after disassembling it. Roll up an irregular piece of torn paper and happily hold it in your mouth.

You're giving birth in there, hey? Young master, I'm done smoking this cigarette, and you're still squatting inside. Be careful to compress the nerves and cause half of the body to fail! Master, I can't afford to wait for you to be constipated! The living can't be suffocated by urine, young master, I have a way.

Facing the cubicle with the sign "Under Repair", Young Master Ben's eyes shone with wisdom. I stepped on the windowsill with my right foot, and climbed to the top of the cubicle with one flying body. Just as he was about to jump into the compartment, he suddenly froze in place. Mayu Watanabe sat on the toilet of the only toilet that worked, and her little face was red from crying. The big eyes that were swollen like walnuts innocently looked at the young master who was stuck on them.

After looking at each other speechlessly for a long time, the young master rubbed the tip of my nose in embarrassment, and made a saluting gesture in my ear, "Hey, go to the toilet?" ”

Her palm-sized face was flushed, and her tiny teeth were biting her lip. Tears crackled and fell, and suddenly she began to cry. The white little hand grabbed the young master's trouser tube and pulled it gently.

"Ah~"

Young Master Ben, who was holding the grating with only one hand, fell straight down under this gentle pull.

In mid-February, the second phase of the selection of members, in the matchmaking of Dentsu, Japan's No. 1 advertising agency, mobile phone service provider NTTDOO became the sponsor of AKB48, providing a 3G mobile phone with a camera for the second round of screening.

At that time, 3G technology was not as mature as it is now, and in early 2006, mobile phone cameras, microphones and amplifiers were not as reliable as they are now. If it's not reliable, it may go wrong. In fact, it was this fashionable interview that almost made a big mistake by blocking a future core member from the door.

An 11-year-old child couldn't hear what the other person was saying on the phone. In the short interview time, most of it was wasted on "Hey? Feed? Excuse me, but could you please say it again......" and other meaningless conversations. The results of such an interview can be imagined.

This little girl who didn't pass the phone interview, although she has a very outstanding appearance, is an out-and-out anime otaku + net worm, and even AKB48's solicitation is known on the Internet. The little girl's name is - Mayu Watanabe.

And no one except herself knew that that day she not only encountered the first big setback in her life, but also met the angel in her life. Although the angel was wearing dirty overalls, and after falling off the grating, he was bruised and swollen.

The picture is a real photo of the second phase of the student's mobile phone selection, and the pseudo evidence of Young Master Bai's existence is two. That hand is obviously a man's or something, please ignore it~

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Hawkers, in the last paragraph, except for the last small paragraph, everything else is true information.

From the middle of July, the work of the bones officially enters the busy period, and it is hoped that the poor bones can maintain the weekly shift. Everyone, give the bones some encouragement! Lying on the ground and rolling begging**~

Hawkers, don't blame it, don't blame it, the bones are only now discovering that Ma Youyou actually had short hair at the beginning. So run to fix the vulnerability. Only changed the hair to short hair, and did not change the storyline.