"I looked behind me, and the stewardess looked impatient and asked, 'What to drink?'

The polite one just now, what's this! I understand, that one was a foreigner just now, and this face was our own compatriot, and when I saw my compatriot, I changed my face. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 The info was there: 'What to drink?' ’

Ahh I watched the little girl's film, and there were two faces, and I saw how my sister cleaned you up! ”

Wang Xiaofan made an expression of rolling up his sleeves and wanting to beat people.

The viewers who watched the live broadcast were full of anticipation!

Everybody hates it!

How disgusting is this kind of (harmony) who bullies Chinese people and specializes in giving stinky feet to gringosin!

Yang Chan's performance is colorful, and everyone wants to see how she cleans up this flight attendant.

"After a while, he came to me and glanced me up and down. Like the passenger behind me, I asked impatiently, 'What to drink?' ’

I pretended not to understand: 'sorry, i-don' t-understand. ’

The stewardess glanced at me again, thinking that I might be from China, and repeated impatiently: 'I ask you what you drink?' ’

I still pretended I didn't understand: 'Sorry, i-don' t-understand. ’

Sure enough, this little girl thought I was a foreigner.

Immediately, the smile on his face was as bright as a chrysanthemum: 'would-you-like-something-to-drink-coffee-tea-or–cococola?' ’

I glared at her and said angrily in standard Mandarin: 'Orange juice! ’”

"Damn, it's cool to beep!"

"Relieve your anger! Goddess Yang is domineering! It's so relieving! ”

"Yes, this kind of person should do this to her!"

"I don't think it's too much to beat her up!"

After Wang Xiaofan's performance, while everyone was frantically brushing the barrage, scattered diamond-level undisciplined warriors finally appeared one after another!

Wang Xiaofan's live broadcast can appear diamond undisciplined warriors, no one will be surprised.

After all, his popularity is there.

But Yang Chan, a third-tier star who can't be beaten with three sticks, can have a diamond-level undisciplined warrior, which really shocked Zhu Ziyue.

In fact, when Yang Chan sat in front of the camera and started to talk about the talk show in a dashing manner, Zhu Ziyue had an illusion.

He always felt that Yang Chan's way of speaking and tone were very similar to Wang Xiaofan!

"Could this be the legendary husband and wife?" Zhu Ziyue said secretly in his heart.

"Boss, boss!" At this time, the secretary Li Xin walked over.

"What's wrong, so frizzy?" Zhu Ziyue asked with a frown.

I saw Li Xin say with a happy face: "Boss, the number of online viewers has exceeded one million, one million!" ”

"What? The number of live broadcasters exceeded one million? Zhu Ziyue was stunned for a moment, and then said in ecstasy.

This is the second live broadcast after Wang Xiaofan to break one million viewers!

"How much money did you tip?" Zhu Ziyue asked.

"There have been several waves of chrysanthemum rain, and the total number of tips is close to 10 million! Sure enough, the woman the boss has a crush on can't be just a vase, it's so awesome! Li Xin couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.

"Good! All right! What a human being who is unseemly! This proprietress usually looks weak and weak, blushing when she speaks, and she loves to be shy, but she didn't expect to be a woman who doesn't let her eyebrows be shaved when she starts the show! Zhu Ziyue sighed.

……

……

One afternoon, Wang Xiaofan went to a restaurant for dinner, and his mobile phone happened to run out of battery. Wang Xiaofan asked the male clerk: 'Do you have a power supply here?' ’

The male clerk said, 'Sir, I'm the clerk.' ’

Wang Xiaofan said: 'I want a power supply that can be plugged in!' ’

Guess what the clerk said?

He even nodded shyly and said he could! ”

The live broadcast continued, and Yang Chan in front of the camera did not feel tired, but had a sense of getting more and more excited the more she talked.

"Enough! Dirt! I'm so laughing that I can't take care of myself! How should I look directly at Wang Xiaofan in the future! ”

"All the jokes are all about Wang Xiaofan, Chan attack, it's really true love!"

"I feel that Chan Attack is the same as your Wang Xiaofan, and there is no discipline at all!"

"Discipline, discipline, I want to give Chan an attack and throw off the festival!"

At this time, a netizen with the ID of "Chanyi Mianmian" suddenly posted a barrage and said: "Goddess Yang, I heard that you sing well, so let's do it, if you can sing a song, which is not disciplined, but also very moving, I will be your top undisciplined warrior, how about it?" ”

The top undisciplined warrior has to reward 50 million yuan!

A single reward of 50 million yuan, but even Wang Xiaofan couldn't get it!

Many tourists posted barrage sarcastically saying that this person was bragging and didn't make drafts, and asked Yang Chan to ignore him.

But Wang Xiaofan smiled and said, "What's so difficult about this? Anyway, there are too many talk shows, and everyone is tired of listening to them. Then I'll sing a song that has no discipline. Ahem, everyone should be mentally prepared first, don't be accidentally injured by the skill of the poor nun! ”

As soon as Wang Xiaofan's voice fell, the entire live broadcast room was boiling again.

"Can you still move people with a song without discipline? Hey, I'd like to hear what the song is. ”

"Goddess Yang, as long as you can sing it, no matter whether that person gives you a reward or not, my chrysanthemum is for you anyway."

"I'll also offer a wave of chrysanthemums!"

……

"Ahem, everyone's quiet, I'm going to start singing!" Wang Xiaofan cleared his throat and started singing.

"The next song, called "Tokyo Is Not Too Hot", is dedicated to all of you who like to hide all kinds of goddesses in the depths of your hard drive." Wang Xiaofan said.

Not too hot in Tokyo?

Nima, spoof Tokyo (Harmony) Hot!

The title of this song is undisciplined as soon as you hear it!

When the melody first sounded, everyone didn't think there was anything wrong, but thought it was good.

However, when Wang Xiaofan's first lyrics spoke......

"The goddess in the hard drive went down and deleted,

We haven't talked since last summer.

A street lamp baked the night,

Only the cigarette in the hand is rendered lonely.

There are too many people, most of them walk aimlessly,

Listening to the song, I miss someone, and I don't say that my heart hurts.

Quietly looking at the warm hand-holding of the couple outside,

You have also held hands, your left hand and your right hand......

Wang Xiaofan just sang a few words, and everyone was stunned!

The goddess in the hard drive?

Isn't it the actors of those island country love action martial arts films?

I have also held hands, with my left hand and my right hand......

Oh my God, the sore spot of the single dog was sung by these lyrics!

The lyrics are really undisciplined.,It's nothing.,YY's "Old Chinese Medicine" or something like that.,It's even more undisciplined than this lyrics.。

The key point is, hey, this song is very good!

Yang Chan sings in an extremely affectionate and sad way, if you only listen to the melody, she will not lose to any sad song at all.

The effect of this undisciplined lyrics and sad tunes is really thunderous!