The report "Lawyer defends child killer and is beaten by villagers after walking out of the courtroom", saying that South African lawyer Presis went to the remote eastern mountainous province of Mpumalanga on the 21st to defend two suspected child murderers, but the result angered the local people and was strangled and beaten when he walked out of the courthouse. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 The INFO case will continue on the 27th, and Presis said he is very worried about his safety. It is reported that a 3-year-old girl has disappeared since she was abducted in November last year, but her body has not been found. But the authorities arrested four suspects on charges of kidnapping and attempted homicide, and two of them called in Presis to defend them.

There's a joke that says, what is a lawyer? Even if you shake hands with the lawyer, you have to take it back to see if your fingers are missing. First of all, I have a lot of respect for this profession, and it is also a profession that I aspire to, and I have many friends who are lawyers. By accident, I have nothing to do with this profession.

However, when it comes to lawyers, we have to talk about the "Kuaibo" case that was hyped by the media a few days ago. On January 7 and 8, 2016, the Beijing Haidian Court continuously tried the case of Kuaibo suspected of disseminating **** items for profit. In the course of the trial, the prosecutor, the defendant, and even the presiding judge conducted an extremely wonderful "attack and defense" in court on the details of the case, which can be called the "first big drama of the New Year" this year. Even the "People's Daily" published "No matter how wonderful the defense of the fast broadcast, it does not deserve to win applause", and the Xinhua News Agency's "We must applaud the 'right to quibble' in the fast broadcast case."

The result? Guilty or innocent? It doesn't matter, because people get to know lawyers.

What is a lawyer? In Hong Kong movies, such as "The Judge of the Dead", lawyers can say that the white is black and the black is white; A lobbyist who speaks of the living as dead, and the dead as alive, and who puffs out his lips and shakes his tongue, bites and chews words. I often hear people say that a lawyer can speak well, but he eats with a three-inch tongue. More people think that lawyers can say that the dead are alive and the square is round, as if lawyers are only interested in profits, talking nonsense, and even referring to deer as horses, reversing black and white, which makes people very despicable.

A famous host once said: "Lawyers are the most unhappy group of people, because they always use malice to speculate on others." "Yes, yes, is that the lawyer? In the United States, a lawyer actually claimed: "Between my client and my country, I would rather choose to betray my motherland." "This has greatly damaged the image of lawyers.

A joke: A man who has been fighting a lawsuit for ten years without any results, and then dies in grief and disappointment, and reports to heaven, and the heavenly guards say that you have gone wrong and that you should go to hell. It shows that there is no lawyer in heaven, and lawyers will go to hell after they die. This makes the image of the lawyer even worse.

Actually, there are good and bad lawyers, like any profession. They are studious, well-informed, sociable, persevering, not afraid of being strong, sensitive, intelligent, sharp or calm, and not so unbearable.

During this time, a very popular joke about a lawyer: someone burglarized, just entered the house, the hostess came back, he hid under the bed, but was still found, so he violently resisted arrest and fled, and was arrested. In this case, burglary shall be punishable by law and shall be sentenced to at least 10 years. Later, he found a student of law, and he changed his confession, saying that he wanted to rape at that time, and finally tried for three years for attempted rape, because the crime of rape has nothing to do with whether or not to enter the house. Later, the boy found a doctor of criminal law, and the doctor told him that you should say that when you want to rape, you find that the woman is extremely ugly, and you run away, and finally you can be considered to have stopped rape, and because there are no harmful consequences, you may be exempted from criminal punishment. Later, he found a postdoctoral fellow in criminal law, and the postdoctoral doctor taught him this: he fell in love with the male owner and wanted to rape him, but he didn't expect the hostess to come back first. Because the criminal law does not stipulate that raping a man is a crime, this kid was acquitted in the second trial.

Hehe.