Now Yan Ye, Xu and Ji are all the treasures of the family, and they don't need to do anything to cook, today's training intensity is very light, and Yan Ye is embarrassed to hum and chirp tired. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info leaning on the big fluffy pillow, crooked on the kang to rest, in winter, she almost does not fold the mattress, she is afraid of hard, sleeping on the kang are double-layer mattresses, lying on the soft and soft, not to mention how comfortable!

Yan Ye has a little cleanliness habit, and when he came home from outside, he immediately had to change into home clothes, otherwise he couldn't go to the kang, let alone lie on the mattress. Otherwise, the dirt outside will be contaminated on the mattress, and you can't bear it!

Winter loungewear is also an animal skin skirt, straight barrel-shaped, wide and wide. The pants are down pants. It is sewn with silk cloth, and inside is a thin layer of fluff, which is very finely sewn and crossed horizontally and vertically, so that at a glance it is a thin lattice, so that the fluff does not fly out. The drawings were drawn by her, the creativity was borrowed, and the production was made by Fen and Zhi.

Yan Ye liked it very much the day he got the finished product, although the down pants were light but very warm. So her equipment at home in winter is a small vest, trousers, animal skin skirts, and down pants. Asahi is almost the same as her, except for the small vest, the nightdress only has the upper body, which is buttoned. The others are the same!

Xu changed into home clothes and looked at Yingye who was lying lazily on the kang, "Are you still rubbing?" ”

Yan Ye shook his head, "Don't do it!" I'm not so tired, hey, it's not right, I'm tired in my heart, not in my body, so it's not good to rub it! ”

Xu smiled ill-intentionedly and looked at her chest, "Who said that my skills are very good, or you try it, isn't it just rubbing your heart, I'm good at it!" After speaking, he also held his claws with both hands and gestured to Ying Ye's chest.

"Ahh I don't need you to rub it! Yan Ye glanced at her big nightdress, it was really a wise choice, the curves and everything were covered. On the way, what do you mean by that, I haven't figured it out yet! "She's weak-hearted, so she wants to find out more.

Asahi raised his eyebrows and smiled in a daze, "Guess? ”

Guess the hell! She hates to talk half-cut and whet people's appetites! Ignoring him is the right way to open it!

Rubbing the soft animal skin pillow with your face, so happy! She's actually a bit fluffy. In her previous life, she had a brown stuffed bear bigger than her, and her bed was divided into half for the baby bear to sleep in. Every time she is happy and depressed, she will throw herself into the wide and soft arms of the baby bear, and her mood will slowly calm down...

"Daughter-in-law! Why don't you ignore me? I'll help you rub your waist..."If he says it's too vexatious for him to eat a pillow of vinegar. Therefore, it is necessary to snatch back the attention of the daughter-in-law.

"Haha... I'm itchy, I don't need you to rub it! "Yan Ye crawled into the kang like a little turtle, trying to escape Xu's hands." Stop! I'll give you two jokes! Don't you like to hear it! ”

Xu was very obedient this time, stopped his hand, and pulled his daughter-in-law up and sat down very diligently. Then listen to Ying Ye tell him colored jokes.

Yan Ye cleared his throat, "You listen well, jokes can't be listened to in vain, I'll give you a few questions first, and only when you answer correctly can you listen to jokes." Begin to listen to the question, the flame cow of my farm likes to graze facing east, and suddenly! It began to spin in circles, turning two and a half times to the right, and asked which direction its tail was facing? Answer within twenty numbers, one, two, three..."

Yan Ye pulled his hair together, smiled and slowly counted, "Eleven, twelve..."

Asahi scratched his head, "Dongfang." But I always feel that something is wrong, and your expression is even more wrong. ”

Yan Ye blinked, "In vain, I deceived you, no matter how many times the cow's tail turns, it will be downward, will it its tail?" Haha..."

Xu was dumbfounded, he was led astray by Ying Ye, how many times has he seen the Flame Cow, and he can't answer such a simple question, it shouldn't be.

Yan Ye ignored Xu's annoyance and continued to ask the question, "Xiao Ming's mother has three children, the eldest is called Da Mao, and the second is called Ermao, what is the name of the third child?" Speed back! ”

"Three... No, no, no! Not so, you repeat. Asahi stared at Ying Ye with a serious face.

The corners of Yan Ye's mouth twitched, just a few brain teasers, do you need to take it so seriously? This topic is not difficult, but it is easy to make people fall into the logic of thinking, big hair, two hair, three hair. Saying it again is no different from telling him the answer, of course Yan Ye refused. "If you can't answer quickly, you'll lose."

"Yes, I admit defeat, what is the answer?" Xu knew that he couldn't grind his daughter-in-law, so he simply admitted defeat.

"Xiao Ming, his mother...", Yan Ye didn't need to say anything later, and Xu suddenly realized.

"Really, you said that his mother was so irresponsible, the eldest brother is called Da Mao, and the second brother is called Ermao, and when he suddenly came out of order, he called Xiao Ming, it sounds, Da Mao and Ermao are like brothers, it is difficult that he picked them up." Asahi whined, feeling a little unreasonable.

Yan Ye pounded the kang, "Haha... This is hypothetical, you really want to reason with Xiao Ming's mother. All right! You haven't answered either question, which means that your wisdom needs to be improved, so in order to encourage you, I'll tell you a joke! It's a joke with a deep meaning! ”

Yan Ye glanced at him meaningfully and began to speak, "Once upon a time, there were people from three tribes who went to explore the mountains and forests, and met each other, the environment was particularly dangerous, they encouraged each other to overcome difficulties, and finally let them discover a treasure. There is a magic lamp with magical powers, this magic lamp can fulfill two wishes of each of them, no matter what wish it is, it can fulfill it for them. One of them made a wish first, and this person was very fond of money, so he made a wish to the magic lamp and said, "Magic lamp!" Lamp! I have two wishes, the first is to give me a lot of money, money that I can't spend in my lifetime, and the second wish is to send me back to the tribe. The magic lamp emitted a burst of divine light, which fulfilled the man's wish and sent him away. The second person stepped forward and said, "Magic Lamp, I like beautiful women, you give me a lot of beautiful women, and then send me back to the tribe as well, and the magic lamp has another burst of divine light, and he is also sent away. At this time, there was only one last person left, he was very fond of drinking, and then he said to the magic lamp, the magic lamp I like to drink, you sent me a lot of different flavors of bars, the magic lamp still fulfilled his wish, and then this person couldn't wait to start drinking. Suddenly he felt that he was bored to drink, so he wanted to find someone to drink with him, so he said to the magic lamp, don't I have a second wish, I don't like to drink by myself, you call them both back to me, let them drink with me! Ha ha... Uh, why don't you laugh? ”

Asahi had a serious face, "I'm listening carefully!" ”

(To be continued.) )