Chapter 268: Humiliation Trap
As soon as she walked down the street with such a plain face, it is estimated that the eyes of the whole street will have to focus on her!
"I'm glad I'm an emperor!" The emperor sighed secretly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Looking at it, the emperor found another problem: "Fei'er, what's the matter with your hairstyle, your hairstyle is wrong!" ”
Tang Fei was puzzled: "What's wrong with the hairstyle?" I've heard that many of the women outside are wrapped like this! ”
Longan on the side was even more nervous, the master combed his own hair, did he make any mistakes? The emperor won't blame, right?
The emperor frowned and shook his head: "Your hairstyle is the hairstyle of an unmarried woman, comb such a hairstyle to go to the Yuan Festival, are you still thinking about hooking up with three or four." ”
Tang Fei was embarrassed.
"Your Majesty, the concubine is still a big girl with yellow flowers, why can't she comb her hair like this.
Hearing that Tang Fei still dared to be hard-mouthed, the emperor couldn't help but lean close to Tang Fei's ear and smiled: "It seems that Concubine Ai wants to become a little woman before tonight?" I can meet this request of the concubine. ”
As he spoke, he grabbed Tang Fei and leaned his head like Tang Fei's lips kissing.
If you don't agree with each other, you will be in estrus, but you don't dare to come to it every time.
Tang Fei despised the emperor's urine and refused to let him succeed at the moment.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, he blocked his lips, and the emperor's kiss fell on the back of his hand at once.
The emperor might as well Tang Fei's hand, and couldn't help laughing: "It's really getting bolder." ”
As soon as he was ruthless, he hugged Tang Fei and walked towards the inner room.
Tang Fei lay in the emperor's arms and rolled his eyes lazily.
This emperor, every time the thunder is loud and the rain is small, sometimes I really wonder if he has a cold personality.
With such a ******** body, he can hold it every time.
A few times, I obviously saw that strange thing become so big and big, but he just didn't change his face.
It's hard to make it happen, it's hard to be that he's a comrade!
And himself, plus the beauties of this harem, are his cover?
Tang Fei was taken aback by his shocking thoughts.
But he immediately denied it.
Even if he was gay, he loved me.
This is the most undoubted thing in the world.
Why? Because the whole heart, 360 degrees without dead ends.
I was still thinking about the Shangyuan Festival for a while, and Tang Fei didn't want to mess around with the emperor.
If you can really eat it, it's just that, it's immoral to don't eat it, hey, hey.
Tang Fei used to resist intimate contact with the emperor and love action movies, but now he not only resists, but faintly looks forward to it, and is a little anxious.
In the past, he had no emotional foundation, and he wanted to fish for the emperor.
But now, regardless of whether it is love or not, this emotional foundation must be there.
I've been fishing for so long, the fish are not in a hurry, the fisherman should be in a hurry.
Besides, what is the most important thing to be a concubine in the harem!
It must be a child!
Love, love, no matter how you say it, it's a bit empty, but the child is real, what you can see and touch, how real.
And it's better to have a few more, so that once one doesn't work, there is another on top.
You said that the Nine Dragons of the Qing Dynasty, if these nine sons were all born to one mother, could they compete so strongly?
Even if the brothers really kill each other, which one of the left and right becomes the emperor, the queen mother will not be able to escape.
Tang Fei thought about it beautifully, but the emperor didn't appreciate it.
Even if you really want to give birth to a football team, you have to cooperate with the emperor.
It's also quite helpless.
However, the emperor said that he would wait for Bai Zhiyuan to be repaired before he would be lucky, so he would wait for the time being.
For so long, although the emperor said that he was not lucky, he had never heard of any concubine.
This is a small consolation.
"Your Majesty, don't make trouble, the concubines' clothes are all wrinkled~" Tang Fei writhed in the emperor's arms, refusing to cooperate.
The emperor was also very helpless.
In the past, every time I hugged and pressed like this, this Tang Jieyu immediately looked honest like a little white rabbit, that blushing and shy, tsk......
But now, you're worried about whether your clothes are wrinkled!
Oh, the wind is going down, the wind is going down.
The emperor put down Tang Fei stupidly, and didn't tease her, but just looked at Tang Fei's clothes and was not satisfied again.
"Fei'er, you are wearing too little, although the Shangyuan Festival is lively, but after all, winter has not passed, and the weather is very cold, you should wear more cloaks."
"Your Majesty, we are in a private visit, we can't wear it too well, this cloak is made of animal skin, where can ordinary people wear it."
"Then I'll tell the Needlework Bureau to make a cloth cloak immediately, don't freeze you."
Tang Fei Khan, isn't this embarrassing, how could he make a cloak so quickly?
The emperor didn't care about Tang Fei's objections, and saw that Chang Huaquan had already sent the little eunuch to the needlework bureau at a trot.
That speed is comparable to Liu Xiang.
Tang Fei opposed incompetence, so he could only pout and accept it helplessly.
It's just that it seems that the time to go out is going to be delayed again.
While waiting, he was not idle, and at the strong request of the emperor, Tang Fei finally lost the hair that had been scattered, combed it into a bun, and wrapped it in cloth.
I used to feel that the emperor was very cold, but now I feel more and more that the emperor is just an old mother, he wants to interfere in everything, and he has to take care of everything.
It's no wonder that he is so tired in dealing with government affairs every day, it is estimated that he has too strong a sense of responsibility, is comprehensive in all aspects, and manages too much.
After finally finishing the hair, Tang Fei saw that the emperor took out something from his sleeve, and couldn't help wailing in his heart: "What is this!" ”
It shook off, and it looked like a mask.
It's just that unlike modern masks, the fabric in front of this thing is particularly small and thick, in the shape of a dimple, how to say, it looks like a black dog's nose.
"Your Majesty, what is this?" Tang Fei instinctively felt that something was wrong, and asked the emperor with a little trembling.
"I saw your nose cold red yesterday, I was very distressed, and when I went back, I thought about doing something to keep your nose warm without affecting your breathing......"
"Your Majesty, this, this is for the concubine!" Tang Fei took a big step back and looked at the emperor vigilantly.
"Yes, take it with you, as I think, so that I can ensure that my nose does not freeze. Aifei come and try. The emperor smiled like a wolf grandmother.
It looks weird, it's stupid......
Tang Fei didn't need to look at it, he knew what he was probably looking like with this thing, just like a person who had grown a dog's nose in life, stupid and ridiculous.
However, this is the emperor's intention......
"Your Majesty, did you do this yourself?" Tang Fei was dying.
Chang Huaquan, who was originally standing on the side and pretending to be dead, suddenly stepped forward, and said with a smile on his face: "Back to Jieyu Niangniang's words, this is designed and drawn by His Majesty himself, and the old slave sewed it by hand." ”
Tang Fei: "......"
Forget it, bring it, be stupid, laugh, your majesty, just be happy.
Tang Fei gave up on himself. (To be continued.) )