originally thought that it would be another boring day, but when the class bell rang, the head teacher Lao Wei walked in with a spring breeze on his face and announced a good news. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Our class is going to play tomorrow!

Of course, this is not without reason, a week ago our senior high school students conducted a mock test, it is said that there is a great god in our class who scored more than 640 points, you must know that this score in our province is quite bullish, it is estimated that no matter how hard it is, Tsinghua University and Peking University are not a dream.

I really doubt that guy is cheating, and his score in one subject can top me in two or three subjects.

Lao Wei Tou said that in order to let everyone relax physically and mentally, and devote themselves to the most arduous college entrance examination battle in a better state, he specially applied with the school for this opportunity to visit and study.

may be afraid of affecting everyone's mood to play, Lao Wei Tou did not announce who the great god is, but his eyes like looking at his father have made everyone guess eight or nine.

In this regard, I have nothing to say, who let us have no ability, not to mention more than 640 points, I can score 320 points to buy cakes for the Buddha to eat.

We went to class absent-mindedly for a day, and as soon as school ended in the afternoon, everyone went home happily to pack up their things, and it was estimated that no one would be stupid to go to the evening self-study.

At night, I lay in bed tossing and turning and couldn't sleep, not because I was worried about the high school entrance examination, but now my mind is full of my master's strange words.

What the hell is greedy and flowing water!

There was no record in my grandfather's notepad, and I didn't find it on Du Niang, so I was in a daze, so I slept until dawn with my mobile phone.

The place we visited was a place called "Mountain Bar", which was developed quite well by the local government, not only retaining the original style, but also integrating the landscape of modern humanities, just in time for the good season of May, the mountains are full of wild flowers, and there is a faint fragrance of flowers everywhere.

According to the plan, this time we will live in a newly developed farmhouse, after all, we are all the future flowers of the motherland, maybe there are also the pillars of the country, personal safety is the most important, but when we arrived in that village, we found that the small village called Shangxianzhuang had a power outage, saying that it would not be until tomorrow to call. Hearing this, everyone proposed to go to the wild barbecue and camp outside at night.

Maybe it's because of the fact that we people will have to go our separate ways in another month, and Lao Wei Tou actually agreed to everyone's request for the first time.

So our 30-odd students cheered as if they had won the lottery.

Camping sounds fun, but it's actually not fun at all, at least for me, those girls are busy taking pictures and sending WeChat, and we stupid old men are struggling to set up tents next to them, and this tinkering is more than two hours.

Not to mention sweating, it can also be said to be out of breath.

After setting up the tent, our group of old men were busy with dinner again, and at this time I realized that Chinese women are definitely the happiest in the world, and there is no one.

I really don't understand if those guys who post on the Internet that Chinese men are not worthy of Chinese women are kicked in the head of the donkey, paralyzed, and unhappy, you go to India to try?

said it was dinner, but in fact, everyone was around a bonfire, drinking, chatting, and farting.

Because of the age gap, I have nothing to communicate with those little boys, watching that group of silly boys surrounding the beautiful women, I suddenly have a rush to vomit, brother, do you really think that if you tell a few jokes this year, the beauty will sleep with you? Naive!

I turned my head to look at Lao Wei again, the guy was talking about ideals and ambitions with two students in a red ear, and these words came out of the mouth of a drunkard, how strange it sounded.

Today's Han Xiaolin looked very weird, and she didn't eat dinner, so she got into the tent early, which made many boys who wanted to take the opportunity to talk to him sigh a pity.

As for Shen Heng's bag, he looked at palmistry for a girl seriously, his eyes were about to get into the girl's chest, and the girl asked him with admiration in her eyes, how is her career line,, you ask the master, I can tell you, it's very deep and big!

The meal may have been delicious for them, but for me, it was like a year, but fortunately it was very cold at night in the mountains, and at about ten o'clock, everyone broke up and went into their tents.

We set up the kind of small tent that can accommodate two people, Shen Heng and I were assigned to a tent, that guy has not been idle since he got into the tent, chatting there with two mobile phones, and poking his head out from time to time, whistling at the girl in the tent next door, watching him deal with three or four women with understatement, I really doubt that he is the reincarnation of the second senior brother.

Bored, I took out the broken sword left by the master from my backpack, and saw that it was about a foot long and two inches wide, and it was pitch black, like the ruler used by Mr. Private School to punish students in the past.

I couldn't laugh or cry when I looked at it, it was too short to use it as a burning stick, and I didn't know what it could be used for.

Before I knew it, I fell asleep in a daze.

Just when I was arguing with Zhou Gong in my dream about which of the four beauties had the bigger butt, I felt that someone kicked my feet, and at the same time, Shen Heng's whisper came from my ears: "Camel, wake up." ”

"Well, what?"

I rubbed my eyes and sat up impatiently.

I saw a huge ass shaking in front of my eyes, if I hadn't known that Shen Heng's sexual orientation was normal, I would have suspected that he was seducing me.

"Shhhh Shen Heng, who was lying on the gap in the tent and peeking out, hooked his fingers at me with a mysterious expression.

I walked up slowly, and I didn't know what to see outside in the middle of the night, could it be that there were girls taking a shower outside in the middle of the night?

But I almost lost my breath at this look.

I saw that the lights were bright outside, and countless soldiers wearing armor and holding long hair were walking towards us with a menacing attitude.

it, do you want to make a movie? But during the day, I didn't see any film and television companies working here, let alone film and television companies, and I didn't even see a single figure. Moreover, if I remember correctly, the place where we camped was next to a river, and directly in front of the tent where Shen Heng and I were staying, it should be that river.

Could it be......

Thinking of this, my back was in a cold sweat, if it hadn't happened to me in the past few days, there were too many strange things, so that I had a certain immunity, it is estimated that I would faint directly.

"Hey, camel, do you think they still lack actors?" Shen Heng asked me, his eyes full of excitement.

"Hehe, they're short of food." I laughed dryly twice, not knowing how to answer Shen Heng.