188. The Adventures of Jackie Chan 45
Pretending to be difficult, he held his chest and walked forward step by step, bumped into the arms of a gunman, and put his hand on his waist as if holding him: "Hold me, Ryder." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Then he continued his pompous performance, his mouth grew up, as if he was going to die at any time, and he took a few breaths, as if he was about to cut off oxygen at any time: "It's pitch black in front of my eyes"
Turned his head and gasped a few more times, even his tongue seemed to spit out because he was out of breath, and a sad tune sounded all around, as if the background music of the important characters in the movie left their last words before they died: "Please auntie, don't forget to take the old yellow dog for a walk, tell Tim Sheng to be relieved that I won't go home, and tell Scarlett, I'm sorry." ”
With a sad tone and sad background music, it magically infected the gunman and the gangster boss, at this time, suddenly a black shadow came out, holding an Oscar gold man, handed it to the green-headed monster, no one inexplicably cheered and applauded, the green-headed monster grabbed the little golden man, kissed him, and then held high: "Thank you, thank you, I love you, please help me turn off the radio!" ”
At this time, the gangster gunman and the gangster will no longer know that they have been tricked, that is, the brain-dead, a gunman looked around, found a cash register that was playing sad music, and exploded it with a shot, and the green-headed monster was also ready to take the opportunity to escape, but the gangster boss directly held a gun to his head, and then shot directly.
But the green-headed monster is like a character in the cartoon, his hands to the left, like the right side of the fast rush out, the speed is so fast that it leaves a string of green rays on the running route, the angry gang boss shoots directly at the light, and the green-headed monster jumps directly on the spot, as if he has installed a spring, jumping up and down to dodge all the bullets, while flashing back the taunt: "You can't hit me, you can't hit me, you can't hit me, ah!" Yes! Yes! I was shot. ”
The gang boss, who had already been tricked once, shouted: "Don't listen to your hands, keep shooting me!" ”
Wang Dian was already making trouble here, and all the dozen or so gangsters who attacked him were crumpled together and screamed on the floor, and the green-headed monster saw that this trick didn't seem to work, so he took out a pistol from his pants pocket with both hands, and smiled at the gangsters, more than a dozen gangsters smiled and continued to shoot, we have more than a dozen guns, and your two guns are like dealing with us.
Then the next scene scared them silly, with two small pistols like transformers constantly deforming, each transformation has an extra muzzle, and then a gun conjures up more than a dozen or twenty muzzles, and even small missiles and Gatling on it, the green-headed monster's mouth crooked: "Often the power of bullet storms!" ”
All the gangsters and gang bosses hurriedly found a cover position to hide, and a green-headed monster directly pressed the trigger, and countless streamers shot out of the muzzle, each with a small bunting on it: "Hello! I've fooled you again! ”
Then a rotating body, like a small tornado rushed out, Wang Dianyi used the power of the time gem, accelerated his own time, others one step, he can walk hundreds of steps, everything around seems so slow, in the eyes of others, it is extremely fast like a gust of wind, followed the green-headed monster ran together, the green-headed monster found that Wang Dian followed him, and ran to a park with Wang Dian, the green-headed monster braked suddenly, his shoes smoked, and stopped, looked at Wang Dian curiously: "Hello! Hello, I don't seem to have robbed your wife and banknotes! ”
Wang Dian looked at the funny green-headed man: "No! But sir, you're breaking the law, you have to come with me!" ”
The green-headed weirdo was like a small citizen seeing the police, holding his chest, with a worried and frightened look: "Please don't arrest me, Mr. Policeman, I haven't done anything bad, I'm a good person, and I often help the old woman cross the road!" You have to trust me! ”
Then, like a little girl, her eyes became oversized, occupying half of her face, flashing with tears, Chu Chu moved, Wang nodded: "Please!" I'm a normal person, you green-headed guy, no matter how you pretend to be pitiful and cute, you can't impress me, okay! Alright, hand over the item that gives you magical powers, I'm in a hurry! ”
When the green-headed monster heard this, his eyes quickly shrank back, and he became the size of a normal person, and said with a serious and majestic face: "So you were looking for it, okay!" Then I'll leave him to you, and I'll look for it later! ”
Then Wang Dian saw the scene as if watching Dora Aemon dig out the props he wanted but couldn't find it, and the guy escaped from his pocket with a bowling ball, screaming chicken, oversized sunglasses, nunchucks, salted fish, bicycle horns, smallmouth bass, mouse traps, rubber machines, toy yellow ducks, grenades, rocket launchers, atomic bomb warheads, .......
Wang Dian looked at the things that had been taken out of his pocket, and felt that his ability was a bit like the ability of a reality gem, and what he wanted to turn into a reality item, but Wang Dian was a little impatient: "Dude, I'm very busy, I'm using force like this!" ”
The green-headed monster laughed when he saw it, took out a piece of cloth, and directly covered Wang Dian's head, wrapping Wang Dian's whole person in, Wang Dian directly tore the cloth with both hands, but the green-headed monster had already run away, Wang Dian shook his head: "Hey! Really, don't give up, you know that you're playing with fire! ”
According to the spatial coordinates of the green-headed monster's body, Wang Dian appeared directly in a small rental house, but Wang Dian looked at the guy on the bed who was just an ordinary person, a puppy barked at Wang Dian, Wang Dian didn't care about it, looked around in a wooden mask and felt a magic power, Wang Dian grabbed it in his hand: "That's right!" That's you! ”
I felt a resistance coming from the mask, but the little power in Wang Dian's hand was like a drizzle, but Wang Dian's couldn't understand what was going on with the mask, so he instantly returned to Dad's antique shop and found Daddy who was looking through the magic book: "Dad!" I found something interesting, can you help me see what it is? ”
Daddy picked up the wooden mask that Wang Dian handed him, and looked at it repeatedly for a long time: "I seem to have seen this thing there, but I'm not sure if it's it, you can go to Daddy's bookshelf to find it in the magic items, and one more thing, now Daddy is very busy, don't just come and disturb Daddy, by the way, there is one more thing, ask Tru to make a pot of tea for Daddy!" ”
Wang Dian was defeated by his father, as long as it was not a particularly tense moment, there was one more thing about his father that was endless, Wang Dian hurriedly ran out: "Okay, okay, Daddy, I know"