167 deceitful corpses

"Damn, how do you sleep? Do you want me to sit on this cold bench and sleep? I can't sleep with this Xiao Ye. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info "I looked around, and there really wasn't much of a place to rest in this place, except for the big black coffin to shelter from the wind.

"Master Xiao, look at the straw mat. Let the old lady lie on it during the day, and she lives in the coffin at night, so she can't say anything if we borrow it to lie down. And this **** Uncle Hu, a good filial son didn't come to guard the spirit, but let my brothers suffer. Why should we make ourselves uncomfortable, lie here at will, and wait until they wake up early tomorrow, with their alertness, they can't find out. The fat man pointed to the roll of straw mat on the side. Then the guy went straight up and spread it out, just the size of a double bed, and placed it on the back of the coffin.

As soon as I thought about it, what the fat man said was reasonable, and I immediately nodded in agreement. Then the two of them lay down on the back of the coffin, which was indescribably pleasant.

"Fat man, did you say that the underground of this coffin is also painted with black paint?" I came first and couldn't sleep, so I asked curiously.

"This, the fat man really hasn't studied it. But isn't this just a big coffin, let's just take a look. ”

After the fat man finished speaking, the two of us were like two little pigs, sticking our heads under the coffin. The coffin was suspended in the air, supported by two red stools, and looked as if the coffin had four legs. The coffin, white and yellow, has not been painted, revealing the original color of the wood.

But in the center of the bottom, two yellow paper symbols have something written on them in a crooked self. "Fat man, did you draw and paste this paper talisman?" I asked.

"Shit, this ugly handwriting looks like the so-called Zhang Sanye did it during the day. Fat man, my handwriting is beautiful and beautiful, where can it be so ugly. The fat man flatly denied it.

After reading this, I immediately lost interest. And drowsiness began to hit, and the two of them lay on the straw mat behind the coffin and slept in their clothes.

I don't know how long it was, but I was asleep anyway, when suddenly I heard a sound in my ears. The sound was strange, as if something was tickling, and it seemed to be the sound of a wooden plank. I woke up from my sleep and my eyes were fixed on the coffin. Seem...... The sound came from inside the coffin?

Scam corpses. This word suddenly came to mind from the bottom of my heart, I want to ask the fat man to get up and take a look. At this time, one more person can have more courage. But looking back, the fat man was still sleeping on the straw mat, and he looked like he had woken up for half a minute. And at this time, the sound inside the coffin became louder and louder.

I didn't dare to act rashly and got up directly from the straw mat. Walking around the coffin, the whole coffin was shaking, and the oil lamp in the front showed signs of going out. Everyone knows that the light is yang, and this is the time when the light is slowly becoming green, and a cold wind blows from nowhere, which makes me feel creepy.

After looking at the oil lamp and the eggs, I looked up and met the shriveled old face on the portrait, with a strange smile on it, which made me more and more cautious in my heart.

No, you must wake up the fat man. When I thought of this, I immediately ran over, as if I slapped him a few times to see if he woke up. But when I think of this being a fat man, if I slap him, won't I be even fatter by then? This idea didn't work, so he immediately lay on top of him, covered his mouth and nose with both hands, and his face turned red in an instant.

In less than a minute, he stared at me with wide eyes. Then I felt a strong force coming from under me, and then my body flew upside down, and the strength of the fat man was amazing. "Damn, Chopin, you are a ****, are you preparing to make money and kill yourself?"

The fat man had just finished scolding, and suddenly stopped talking. The image on the coffin fell to the ground with a click, and at the same time, the rice and the oil lamp also fell at once, and the egg rolled to his feet. The sound of fingernails scratching could be heard throughout the coffin, and if you listened closely, it seemed that there were other sounds mixed in.

The fat man panicked all of a sudden. "See? Say Lao Tzu wants to murder you? It's this old lady who won't let you go, who let you sleep on her straw mat, and is now preparing to let you die. ”

"Speaking of your uncle, this is obviously a corpse fraud. Aren't you a walking corpse? Think about it, how the hell is this to be done? The fat man asked in a circle.

"How do I know what to do. Go up and press the coffin directly, you can press it for a while. If you're fat, you go first, if you can't do it, I'll come again. As I spoke, the fat man gave me a cruel look, and then rolled over and rode on top of the coffin.

As soon as this figure went up, the coffin was indeed much quieter immediately. It couldn't shake anymore, but the sound of the nails scratching the coffin board inside was still coming. As soon as I saw that the situation was not right, I immediately rolled over and sat on it as if they were riding horses.

But at this time, the coffin suddenly shook violently. It seems that the thing inside knows that there is a person above, and this is directly a violent sway from side to side, and there are only a few stools below to support, where can it withstand this shaking, and they all collapsed to the ground at once. With a bang, the entire coffin fell to the ground, and the oil lamps, eggs, and rice were all sprinkled one by one, and the flames rose with a bang, accompanied by the fragrance of eggs and popcorn.

Suddenly, the door of the courtyard was pushed open with a bang. Huber rushed in with the crowd, and when he saw our embarrassment, I was in a panic. This is riding on someone's coffin, how disrespectful. I immediately rolled over and jumped down, but with a click, the image under my feet shattered, and the glass was so unpressed.

The fat man also jumped down all of a sudden, and the coffin shook so violently. "Huber, we don't blame it. The contents of this coffin are coming out, and the corpse is being cheated! ”

As soon as the two words of the fat man's mouth came out, the people behind Hu Bo looked like they were going to see a ghost, and they ran away in a panic. In an instant, there were three people left in this place.

The coffin rumbled to the ground and the lid of the coffin fell off. A shriveled palm like a dead branch suddenly stretched out from it, and the fat man and I were so frightened that our hair exploded in an instant, this was simply going to kill people, and it actually came out.

"What are you two doing in a daze? This man is not dead. (To be continued.) )