Chapter 58: What is needed
When I got to the door, I heard something arguing inside. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Why me?" Regel asked, "Do you like to sleep with men?" ”
"Oh, yes." Snead asked rhetorically, "Do you want to squeeze between two men?" ”
It turned out to be for the matter of sharing the quilt when sleeping at night, Steve said with a joke: "Actually, Gordon is very reasonable, he is assigned according to his size and ability." He kept Rudolph, who was least reassuring, with him; And let Cheng and you, who is the most important woman you have seen, you should be able to hold it! ”
Immediately, there was a soft wicked laugh from inside.
"I know!" Sneijder explained: "Cheng Gang saw her best friend die with her own eyes, although she is very strong, she must be uncomfortable in her heart, she needs someone to comfort her tonight." ”
"She needs a strong embrace, with well-developed chest muscles and abdominal muscles, so that she can feel more secure. And Legel, you are the best among us; The muscles are comparable to the Terminator. His voice came with a little bit of ridicule: "Who dies and who survives here may not be completely out of his control, so one day this poor chick recalls that tonight is lying in the arms of the strongest bodybuilding coach, not me... A pimp. ”
There was a strange silence inside, and you can imagine what the expressions of the people inside were like at this time. Even if Rudolph and Locke, who were eavesdropping outside the door, showed a little strange on their faces, Cheng Qianxun immediately covered his mouth, his shoulders couldn't help but shrug, and tears immediately rolled out.
After a while, Sneijder said in a more amused tone, "Don't you want to?" Okay, I think the Special Forces class is also very good, and our Captain America is willing to help! ”
"It's still me!" Steve picked up almost quickly, not giving Gordon and Reegle a chance to speak: "The annual fee of a high-end bodybuilding club is not something that everyone can afford, and my rich and handsome arms are not far behind." ”
Regel said with a bit of shame: "you, she's mine!" Even if this girl has a little less meat, at least she's a woman. A woman and two men, the men know which pile to sleep in. ”
Cheng Qianxun turned around suddenly, walked to the quilt, and silently continued to tidy up.
Rudolph and Locke also returned, and Locke opened the three-person sofa and muttered softly, "It's better to be a woman." ”
Rudolph said leisurely: "In my profession, the survival rate of women is higher than that of men. ”
Locke glanced at Cheng Qianxun a few times: "What method did you use to charm the pimp?" ”
Cheng Qianxun wiped away his tears violently and said fiercely: "Shut up, don't forget that women have two mouths, no matter how you say it, you can't talk about me!" ”
The first time he heard Cheng Qianxun say rude words, Locke was stunned for a moment, but then laughed: "I finally know how high the survival rate is, if it is a man who tells you to shut up, Rudolph, you must have blown her head, right?" ”
Rudolph looked at him coldly: "I just want to put the barrel in your mouth now." ”
Locke forced a forced laugh unnaturally, and Cheng Qianxun grabbed a pillow and threw it at his head.
Several men came out of the kitchen with open cans, Rudolph tore off the decorative curtains on the side, spread them on the floor, and everyone sat on the floor and ate the cans.
Sneijder also found two bottles of wine and began to use the bottle opener to open the rubber cork inside: "Cheap table wine, it's a pity that the 86-year-old good wine, but there is a good wine, and I still have to thank the great Satan." ”
There weren't enough spoons, so everyone took what they saw, scooped a spoonful and stuffed it in their mouths, and then put the can on the ground for others to eat. Even if Locke is clean, he frowns and eats like this.
"Well, the beans are good! It's not as unpalatable as expected. Snead deliberately placed the canned beans close to Cheng Qianxun.
Cheng Qianxun took it, scooped a small spoon into his mouth, and immediately put the can in front. After chewing a few bites, he shook his head: "It's not as delicious as the pork feet and soybean soup I made, and when the matter is over, I will definitely cook a big pot of soup for you to eat." ”
"You can even cook!" Gordon took the canned beans and took a bite: "I heard that your men there also cook?" ”
"Not necessarily." Cheng Qianxun said while eating: "Now the price is very high, and it may not be possible to rely on one person's salary, so the women there, especially in the city, will continue to work after getting married." ”
"Well, in Germany, women don't go to work when they get married. And men take maternity leave together when raising children! Steve picked up the canned beans and scooped a spoonful, and ate it: "Obviously, it is rumored that the welfare in Europe is indeed much better than in the East, and the woman who still works after marriage is either a pretentious strong woman, or there is a gambler and drunkard in the family, otherwise unemployment benefits alone are enough to cover expenses." ”
"Well, this bean is indeed okay!" Steve snatched the canned beans again, poured the last bit of the can into his mouth, and said as he chewed, "But the food is really not as particular as Oriental in terms of food, well, if any woman's cooking skills can reach this point, I will marry her immediately." ”
Regger rolled his eyes: "Your former girlfriend can't cook?" ”
"Well, yes!" Steve picked up another slice of luncheon meat and complained, "They don't know anything but spend money." ”
Snead chuckled, "It's not as good as the girls in my shop, some women just go the wrong way and get used to their current lives." At that time, I will help you pick a few things that will burn something, so that you can get up from fatigue in the morning and enjoy a delicious meal to replenish your strength. It must cost a lot less than those ex-girlfriends of yours! ”
"Well, that's right! The taste of this wine is so ... Steve took a sip, frowning slightly, then reclined lazily and held a glass of cheap red wine: "In retrospect, it's all shit wrapped in beautiful skins." But they can indeed bring pleasure and a sense of accomplishment to men, and they must have one in the sports car to make it more stylish. ”
"Hi gentlemen!" Cheng Qianxun couldn't listen anymore: "Please note, there is a lady here." ”
"Oh, baby! You should listen to it, in fact, looking for a man also needs to master the rules. Aren't there a few Oriental women who succeed? John Lennon in the seventies, to industrial magnates and even the crown prince. Snead smiled badly, his face full of philistines: "Although your appearance is a little worse, you can still get true love in trouble, and now is the best time for you to capture a man's heart." ”
The men couldn't help laughing, and Locke said with a smile: "Obviously, this is a Hollywood movie that I have watched too much, and I can't think about it too late to live, and I still think about this." ”
The relaxed smiles on everyone's faces disappeared all at once, and the gloom surrounded them again.
Snead frowned slightly: "Locke, don't you have a girlfriend, no children, and no pets, right?" ”
"So what?" Locke didn't even know what he had just done: "Those are too troublesome, the pets are very dirty, and I don't have time to take care of them." If I can go out, maybe I'll raise one! ”
"Oh, you'd better hurry up!" Sneijder shook his hand as if to drive away, "And go to bars, banquets and other social circles." While you're still young, there's no loose flesh to attract women who only focus on the surface. Otherwise, in another ten years, when I reach middle age with a big belly, I still look like a stunned boy, and even more women will avoid it. ”
That's really the case, everyone looked at Locke's slightly embarrassed face and smiled secretly.