In an ordinary neighborhood in England, a game on TV is starting, and a sister-in-law named Christina and her brother Duke are cheering on their team in front of the TV

"Good position, good position, pass the ball quickly." Duke shouted in front of the TV

And when the half-time pass passed, the referee signaled offside, "What an offside position," Duke directly burst into foul language.

"There's no offside at all, how can the referee of the top game be the same as the bastard who usually officiates your game!"

And Christina is also dissatisfied, the more offside, no clearer than her. There is one thing she would never tell people, since that lightning strike as a child, the world she saw in her eyes was different from the world of many people since she was a child. Unlike what ordinary people see, when Christina looks at any object in front of her, the object is like a spinning top that turns in front of her eyes. She can look at it from whatever side she wants.

Just like the ball just now, when other players and referees look at it, they can only look from the back to the front. The broadcast can only watch Christina from the two sides of the pitch, but can also see the trajectory of the ball from the two sides of the stadium, and can also judge whether there is offside. Therefore, Cristina is 100% sure that the goal is not offside.

At this point, the TV replay also proved that the offside was a miscalculation

"Offside? The referee has a problem with his eyes, isn't it? ”

Looking at the referee's raised hand, Duke couldn't help but come up and grab the Coke bottle in his hand.

"Brother, relax, it's full of twists and turns!" Why do the English speak Chinese idioms

Yes, Duke is as British-Chinese as Christina, and everyone here calls Duke Duke-Chang. Duke's grandfather's grandparents came to England to make a living in the last century, and Duke's generation is already the fifth generation.

In the end, the team supported by Duke lost, and Duke was also in a bad mood, and Christina was also next to comfort her brother from time to time, but Duke still couldn't hold the fire and said

"It's easy to say, you have the ability to be a referee as a little girl."

When Christina heard her brother's words, she couldn't help but say, "If my sister were to be the referee, she would be a hundred times better than those bastards." ”

Seeing the white eyes of my brother,

Not to be outdone, Christina shouted: "When I am a referee, I must be better than these bastards!" ”

At this time, Christina picked up the book about football on the table and read out the words on it sentence by sentence: "A referee is a position or person responsible for maintaining order on the field and enforcing the rules of the game in a sports competition. In many international competitions, referees must be selected from third countries other than the countries of the two sides in order to be independent, impartial and free from conflicts of interest. Football referees are often called "black judges" because they mostly wear black clothing, and the referee has a red card and a yellow card in his pocket, and the referee in ball games is also called a ball card.

One referee shall be assigned to perform the refereeing duties in each match. As soon as he enters the playing field, he begins to exercise the powers conferred on him by the rules.

The referee has the right to award penalties for fouls committed when the game is suspended or the game is dead. The judgment made by the referee during the game according to the actual situation of the game, such as the result of the game, shall be the final decision. He should:

(a) Enforcement Rules.

(b) Avoid making a penalty in favour of the offending team.

(c) Record the results of the competition and the time of the competition, so that the competition is played for the specified time or the time agreed by both parties, and make up for the time lost due to accidents or other reasons.

(d) The referee has the right to suspend, postpone or terminate the game if it is hindered by violation of the rules, wind and rain, interference from spectators or outside parties, or other reasons. Afterwards, the specific situation shall be reported to the organizer in writing in accordance with the relevant requirements within the specified time. The written report will be in compliance with the formalities as soon as it is mailed within the specified time.

(e) The referee shall give a warning and show a yellow card to a player who has committed misconduct or misconduct from the moment he enters the playing field. Afterwards, the name and specific situation of the team member shall be reported in writing to the organizer in accordance with the relevant requirements within the specified time.

(f) No one other than the team members and linesmen participating in the competition shall enter the competition venue without the permission of the referee.

(g) If the referee is of the opinion that a player has been injured or seriously injured, he shall stop the game immediately, move the injured player to the field as quickly as possible, and resume play immediately. If a player sustains a minor injury, the game should not be stopped before the ball has been scored. Players who are able to walk to the sideline or goal line on their own to receive any care are not allowed to be cared for on the field.

(h) The referee shall be ordered to appear and show a red card for violent behaviour, foul play, use of foul language or abusive language, and misconduct despite warning.

(i) Resumption of play by signal after each game has been suspended.

(j) Examine whether the match ball meets the requirements of Chapter II of the Rules.

Come on! Duke just couldn't take it anymore