Dismount and change donkey (1)
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No name in the people, famous in the peers, Qingsu Fang is in the depths of Zhuzhu Lane. Outside is a very elegant painting shop, inside is the garden. A couplet with gold characters on a black background next to the door: Don't listen to people if you tell the truth, there is no truth and no falsehood. Banner: Just love the head is good
Outside for tourists and ordinary scholars to watch and buy paintings, the hall to receive orders from regular customers, and further in, only old customers can enter. The imitation films of the Qingsu Fang painters are the best at the painting style of the Tang Dynasty and the Northern Song Dynasty, the production is exquisite, the processes are rigorous, and the quality is absolutely guaranteed.
If the guests are very picky, and no matter what the Tang Dynasty and Northern Song Dynasty, you have to designate the Southern Song Dynasty, the Yuan Dynasty, and the Ming Dynasty, you can, if you are willing to give up the "golden child", you can get the wolf, and you have to have the patience to wait for half a month and a month, Qingsufang will definitely meet this favorite.
It is rumored in the market that in addition to Tang Yin's works, there are no paintings that Qingsufang can't imitate.
Actually, it's not that it can't be imitated, it's that someone especially admires Tang Yin, it was one thing to be forced before, but now that no one is forced to do so, he vowed not to accept the list of imitation films of "Peach Blossom Layman" to respect his teacher.
People, you can't ask for it, but you want to get it. So, the door-to-door begging Tang Yin to imitate the film was full of tricks.
Mainstream practice: Spend a lot of money. People think, a painting workshop that makes imitation films, trying to make a living and give thousands of silver, and they don't believe in it. As a result, Zhao Sanye, the boss of Qingsufang, said: My family lacks a lot of things, but there is no shortage of money, why don't you send something else? Take, for example, the gray of the stars that fall from the sky, and so on.
The second common trick: there are people in our court. As the saying goes, officials crush people to death. A flat-headed person who opened a fake painting workshop, dared not to take orders, Lao Tzu found the backstage, sealed the shop to check forgery, engaged in a big stick to serve, and then came to exile for thousands of miles, and then occupied your painter. As a result, the backstage was no bigger than the prefect of Suzhou, and he was directly called by the prefect to scold him for having nothing to do. Those who have more than six grades in the background and enter Beijing in the hall were directly called by the prime minister to scold them for bullying the people and dominating the market, and if they were serious, they would be directly cut down.
Money, power, are useless, someone thought of a trick to bribe the people in Zhao Sanye's house, especially the people next to the pillow. Zhao Sanye's house is on the edge of Taihu Lake, which is easy to find. As a result, as soon as he took out the gift box, he was interrogated about the eighteenth generation of his ancestors, and his mouth was dry, and finally the porter said that he would not accept raw guests, and he was given a bowl of closed-door soup. I wanted to jump over the wall, but I was unlucky, and I ran directly into Kong Wu's powerful servant, and I was thrown out, and I was lucky to see a slender figure, but I couldn't catch up with it, until I was found by the servant and thrown out.
Anyway, the neighbors of Qingsufang and the neighbors of Zhao Sanzhai see chickens, dogs, cats, and mice from time to time, and they don't think about evil, and they look at it with the gentleness and leisure of Jiangnan people, which is really interesting.
Qingsu Fang is closed every seven days, and the guests are unlucky, so they have to ask for early next time. Zhao Sanye said, making money is a small matter, accompanying his wife is a big thing, if he is not careful, he will lose his life, and he will have a short life.
Therefore, it is said that Zhao Sanye is afraid of his mother-in-law in Suzhou, and it is estimated that Mrs. Zhao is in charge of the family property of the shop and painting workshop, so that she can treat the domineering third master as a mouse, pinch it in the palm of her hand, and take Mrs. as the first priority in everything.
Some people also say that the third master, who was engaged to Mrs. Zhao, had a desperate infatuation with a certain family, but a certain family turned out to be a night thief mother-in-law who did a lot of evil, and since then he has been indebted to Mrs. Zhao who has never given up, and he has obeyed his fate in this life.
Suzhou says that it is not big, it is not small, Jiangnan is not strict with women, and Zhao Sanye has a good reputation, but his wife's true face of Lushan is rarely recognized, and most people think that she lives in the back house and does not leave home.
Then, there was a strange rumor, saying that since ancient times, heroes and beauties, Zhao Sanye is dignified and has excellent martial arts, how can he only have a bad wife. Many people have seen with their own eyes that there is a beauty beside the third master, her skin is snowy, her eyes are like autumn, her posture is as light as a flying fairy, and some people have heard her voice soft and crispy. That's called a talented woman, a match made in heaven. But those who are attentive will find that all of these rumors have one thing in common: what is heard and seen will be in the night.
On this day, it is the day of the Qingsu Fang, almost evening.
In the main garden pavilion of Zhao Sanzhai, a group of people gathered around the stone table and shouted excitedly, "Open!" Open! Open ......"
There was a big donkey squatting on the stone table, smiling highly, holding a sleeve, holding a color cup in his hand, chanting a mantra, "Big! Big! Big ......"
On the other side, a person who was obviously going to be divided into groups, with sharp edges and corners, arrogant facial features, sat in the opposite wing, took a sip of tea, looked at the door, and said to himself, "Can you sleep so noisy?" Pigs up, it is. Suddenly there was a loud voice, "Big donkey! ”
The hand of the big donkey on the table shook, and He Xinyan quickly opened the lid of the cup, and laughed, "The donkey has long ears and short hooves, and it slides out three grains and three points, hahahaha, the South China Sea is up to you." ”
The big donkey immediately lay on the stone table, hugged the color cup and didn't let go, "It's not counted, if it weren't for the third master suddenly yelling at me, my hand shaking, how could it not have decayed like this!" Do it all over again! ”
"Tell me, let's talk about it, what to do with the donkey who doesn't obey?" It was useless to dare to roar at him, Zhao Qinghe sneered.
Qiao Lian said, "Slaughtered." ”
Qiao Sheng said, "It's sold." ”
He Xin is the kindest, "No, let's buy a thousand-mile horse and raise it with a donkey, so that it will feel inferior all the time." ”
The big donkey raised his voice, let go of the color cup, and flew into Zhao Qinghe's boots, "Master, I have followed you since I was a child, I have been loyal, and I have been in trouble together, and now I have only been enjoying the blessings for a few days, are you willing to drive me to the wilderness?" It doesn't matter to me, I've come through hardship, but then-what-far, the end of the world--cape-if you miss me and suddenly want to see me, it will take me half a year to come back, how hard it is for you. ”
Zhao Qinghe raised his foot and kicked it, knowing that the donkey could roll, but he couldn't kick it at all, but said, "Don't disgust me." You start the game yourself, clean up by yourself. The eldest husband doesn't say anything, what he says doesn't count, how can he bring his brother in the future? ”
A woman walked out of the door, looking like Jingyue was beautiful, but in fact she was different from the spirit, yawned slightly, rubbed her eyes and smiled, "Hearing the donkey barking so miserably, is this finally going to be slaughtered?" Then hurry up, it's over, and the whole family is peaceful. "Her figure is fuller than before, especially her belly, which is noticeably bulging.
The big donkey roared, "wiping tears with grief and indignation", "Okay, good, I usually follow your donkey's bark, how to tease me, I don't care." Now they have no conscience, and they treat me as your family in vain, and they will not marry a daughter-in-law for life, and take care of the little young master and the little young master as their own responsibility......"
Huh? What about you? What about the people around?
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Today's third watch... (To be continued.) )