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Cheng Qianxun is really angry and funny, and the whole thing is a farce. But when the farce is staged by many people and involves people's lives, it is not so funny.

The recorder then spoke: "You must repent, and if you do not repent, and you still insist on your innocence, you must check your body for the mark of the devil, and if you find it, you must prick it with a needle to see if there is blood... ”

Cheng Qianxun pretended to listen carefully, but in fact, he was already thinking about other things in his heart.

“。。。 If not guilty, will pull you out of the water after about half a candle has burned out. The recorder finally explained the whole process of interrogating the witch, and asked, "Witch, do you repent now?" ”

Cheng Qianxun immediately said: "I repent!" ”

It's clean and refreshing!

The recorder was stunned for a moment and then asked, "You admit to being a witch?" ”

"Yes!" Cheng Qianxun also said vividly: "I am not an ordinary witch, I am an evil witch of the East, how can an ordinary witch compare with me." ”

Anyway, it was all a death, she couldn't stand it, took off her clothes, counted all the black moles on her body in front of everyone, and then pricked her whole body with a needle, and then closed her naked body without moving for two days and two nights, and ran back and forth on the sharp stones like the old woman just now until she fainted. Finally, drowning in the pig cage! Even if you can't drown, you may be sentenced to be a witch, and you will inevitably be burned to death.

The recorder was stunned again, and the accident made him a little at a loss. He coughed, stabilized his mood, and then pulled out a piece of parchment from the side, and then read: "Then you admit that you live with many devils in the devil's gathering place, and you are the devil's lover?" ”

Cheng Qianxun responded: "Yes, I admit it. ”

It seemed to all come so easily that the recorder didn't believe his ears, but the witch did. So he continued: "Sometimes, on moonless nights, riding a broom on the roofs of innocent houses to perform witchcraft? Causing three women to have miscarriages, two houses to be burned down, and bleeding several livestock to feed the devil? ”

Cheng Qianxun nodded very seriously: "That's right, I admit it!" "Why, for three hundred years, from the end of the fifteenth century to the end of the eighteenth century, there were special signs of burning everywhere, charred corpses everywhere that smelled of gagging.

Now the recorder became uncomfortable, and coughed crampedly: "Then you admit to making a special oil from the fat of a baby born in misproduction, which can pass through the tiniest gaps on the body, and then perform countless acts on the sleeping people in the house?" ”

Baby oil, this one is so imaginative! Forget it, Cheng Qianxun immediately nodded: "Yes, I admit it." ”

When the recorder saw that all the sins on the parchment had been read and there was nothing to say, he asked, "Then do you confess your sins and repent of them?" ”

"I confess! I repent! Cheng Qianxun hurriedly crossed his fingers with his hands, and said with remorse and reverence: "Oh, my crime is actually enough, you know too little." These are just the tip of the iceberg, how is it possible to know what I, the evil witch of the East, have done. ”

The recorder was stunned again, apparently this witch was too refreshing. No woman would have been like this before, at least she would cry a few times and shout a few times. He took a blank piece of parchment next to him, dipped his quill pen in ink, and scraped off the excess ink at the mouth of the bottle: "Then you can say it!" ”

This is what Cheng Qianxun thought, rather than gritting his teeth and enduring such cruel interrogation to extract confessions, it is better to say it according to the meaning. She is an ordinary person, and she has no fear of being defiled after being framed, anyway, she herself is Satan's idea.

"If I say it all, can I be strangled and then burned at the stake?" Cheng Qianxun didn't want to be burned alive, even if the bald head was cut off and burned to death, the terrible screams still seemed to echo in his ears. She also pretended to be very pious: "The most important thing is that the monk has been teaching me, so I repented at this time, so for those who sincerely repent, there should be some discounts, right?" ”

The fat friar immediately straightened his chest, but as a result, his fat belly arched upward. He looked at everyone proudly: "Mm-hmm, as long as you say everything you've done, this is acceptable." ”

"Then I'll say it!" Cheng Qianxun then began to make up nonsense, anyway, as a modern person, he has some understanding of the stories of demons and monsters in many countries, so let's start with the Taoist Maoshan technique and the witchcraft in the southwest.

She then began: "This starts five hundred years ago, when I made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace. Oh, just start with the devil havoc in the heavenly temple... I can't remember the time, but our time is different from yours. ”

Even the recorder was refreshed, and after glaring, he immediately began to write on parchment.

Cheng Qianxun said vividly: "At that time, I used witchcraft to turn my body into a stone-hard body, and took many demons to the temple to protest against the injustice of the gods!" ”

The monk immediately said excitedly, "It must be the Heavenly Court War!" ”

This bastard is really capable, Cheng Qianxun praised: "The monk is very knowledgeable, he can know this." Yes, it's the Heavenly War. At that time, I and a hundred devils went to heaven and smashed everything and killed the gods and gods. We beat 100,000 angels to the ground... ”

Even Cheng Qianxun didn't know that she was so good at breaking around, and said that Sun Monkey was herself, and said that all kinds of heavenly generals who fought against her, such as the giant spirit god, Nezha, and Erlang God, were all angels with wings and a circle of light on their heads.

And the monk was very cooperative, adding from time to time, explaining what was in the Bible or something. She also did not refute it, prevaricating the past with the statement that "it has been too long and the memory is a little blurry".

Talk and talk, until she was caught by Seraphim and locked in the furnace to roast (Sun Wukong was caught by Taishang Laojun into the alchemy furnace), and the oil lamp has been refueled.

The recorder was long gone, he had written a dozen pages about two hours ago, and his wrists were sore.

"Humph!" The judge let out two nasal sounds like pigs, and finally woke up. The first thing I did when I woke up was to draw a cross on my chest: "I am in the name of the gods ... ”

Cheng Qianxun also said with a dry mouth, so she asked, "Can you give me a glass of water?" ”

"Why don't you stop here today?" The recorder looked inquiringly at the monk who was sitting next to him, listening: "My stomach is screaming. ”

The monk was about to be supported by the fat on his stomach, and he did not feel hungry: "It is your honor to hear the confession of the evil witch of the East!" ”

"I do thank the gods for giving me this opportunity." The recorder's words were tinged with medieval cunning and quip: "But the servants of the gods are still mortals after all." ”

The monk said with a little unfinished: "Then let's stop here today and continue tomorrow." ”

Cheng Qianxun immediately said, "Please give me a room and a bed." I'm the Great Witch after all, and I truly represent the will of the devil. Only when you eat well and sleep enough, will you be more energetic to continue to repent and confess your sins tomorrow! ”

One of the executioners, who was sitting on the ground next to him and dozing off a little back-to-back, said, "This is not good, what if she turns into a cloud of black smoke and escapes?" ”

"Shut up or I'll take your tongue out." Cheng Qianxun said fiercely, and then said to the monk with a flattering and flattering face: "I am doing something to sell the devil, you put me in a prison cell, the devil is already familiar with your dungeon, maybe he can find me at once." Simply give me a monk's room with a special sign, and the devil will not easily enter the room of the pious. ”

After thinking about it, the monk nodded in convincing: "Okay then. ”

Cheng Qianxun almost didn't laugh, anyway, tonight there is a bed to sleep and something to eat.

The room where the church monk lived was sloppy, but the smell on the bed was too strong. In this place where there is no bathing for 10,000 years, the smell of people can make modern people smell it and faint.

The room has only simple furniture, so small that it can barely meet the needs of life. On the side of the wall, a large black special sign is nailed. There was no broom in the house, probably because she was afraid that she would fly away from the window while sitting on the broom.

The window was already small, and it was sealed with wooden strips. It makes the air in the room smell even worse.

But you should be content, there are beds, quilts, pillows, smells, and your nose is embroidered when you smell them.

At this time, I can't imagine what the place where the woman who has been stripped of all her clothes is like at this time. Dirty, rancid, damp... Her neck and limbs were secured in shackles fixed to the wall, and she could only kneel. This will take two days and two nights, presumably she will not be allowed to eat, drink and go to the toilet during this period.

After a while, dinner arrived. The monk put the plate on the ground and turned and fled, and the door was closed again, and there was a sound of locking.

Regel was right when he said that the European Middle Ages were too poor. When dinner came, Cheng Qianxun only rolled his eyes. A piece of brown bread, a glass of wine, and finally a piece of meat and a little butter. This treatment should be very good!

She picked up the plate, walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, picked up the black bread and nibbled on it... Well, my God, I almost didn't throw up. There's a lot of bran in it, and there's really wood chips, so how can people eat it?

Forget it, at least it is a pure natural food, even if there are sawdust, this is also a carbohydrate, which is much healthier than modern poisoned flour and poisoned rice. At least you can't eat the dead!

The night was long, and there was plenty of time to gnaw slowly. When she drank the wine in one gulp and warmed up, she slipped into the bed and slept under the covers in her clothes.

"Witch, get up, get up!" Someone shouted at the door, waking Cheng Qianxun from his sleep.

It's dawn so soon? Well, keep making up stories, and you can drag on one day at a time.

Cheng Qianxun got up from the bed, rubbed his eyes and asked, "Is there breakfast?" For breakfast, just eggs and cereal. I can only repent when I have eaten enough, and I can expose many secrets of the devil, and I am first-hand material, which is not written in the Bible. ”

The three people at the door rolled their eyes in unison. One of them was the fat monk, and he reluctantly said to another monk who was about a lower rank, "Give her food." (To be continued.) )