Chapter 32: Pistachios
Zhou Yi breathed in the free air outside, and his heart was much more relaxed. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Since entering the club, Zhou Yi has felt very depressed, and he is constrained in everything. There is only one reason, there are too many rules!
Before Linlin does anything, she has to look at the customer's movements, ask for instructions and report, and keep changing her face, Zhou Yi feels exhausted even if she doesn't do anything by her side, and I don't know how Linlin's employees survive day by day.
When Zhou Yi worked part-time before, he was paid as much work as he could, and he had never seen such a big rule. He was already thinking that after making money to pay off his debts through the skill of [Double Cultivation], he should find a freelance job to do.
If you deal with such a tedious work item every day like Linlin, even if you are not driven crazy, it is estimated that you will die before you are thirty years old.
"I used to ask when you would come with me; But you always laugh at me, and you have nothing......"
The text message rang, and Zhou Yi opened it to see that it was sent by Tian Xiaotian.
"Brother Yi, I've made all the preparations, just wait for your order to start stir-frying!"
After Zhou Yi read this text message, he was as comfortable as drinking cold beer on a dog day, and simply dialed Tian Xiaotian's phone directly.
"Brother Yi, don't you have time to come over for dinner?" Tian Xiaotian said pitifully.
"Just made some money, what do you want to eat?" Zhou Yi asked with a smile.
"Pistachio! I haven't eaten it in a week! Tian Xiaotian said happily.
"Okay, I'll buy pistachios and take the bus to your house, and I'll be there in half an hour." Zhou Yi said.
"I'll pinch some stir-fry to ensure that Brother Yi can have a hot meal when he comes." Tian Xiaotian suddenly remembered something, "You must bring a hat, sunglasses, and a mask before entering the village, otherwise you will be surrounded by little!" ”
Zhou Yi smiled and agreed and hung up the phone. made such a big move yesterday, and even blew up the circle of friends in Liujiacun, so you should really do some disguise.
There are many shops nearby, so of course it is very convenient to buy things. Only ten minutes later, Zhou Yi wore a hat and a mask, and carried a bag of loose pistachios to the stop sign.
As for the sunglasses, of course Zhou Yi also tried them, but he was not used to wearing them, so he simply didn't buy them.
At this time, a No. 77 bus drove by. This bus can not go directly to Liujia Village, but the advantage is that the speed is extremely fast, if you reverse halfway, it is much faster than the 31 bus that goes around.
Zhou Yi was anxious to eat the lunch made by Tian Xiaotian himself, so he didn't care about the extra dollar, so he went directly to the bus.
When he walked towards the back row after the coin, Zhou Yi was suddenly stunned, and at the same time rejoiced in his temporary decision.
Chen Yuxiao was sitting in a seat in the back row near the aisle, looking down at her phone. Although the bus was rickety, she had no intention of stopping to rest.
"Fascinated by the Pleasant Goat?" Zhou Yi thought so, and had a heart of teasing.
"This eldest sister, is there anyone inside?" Zhou Yi walked to Chen Yuxiao's side and asked.
"No one!" Chen Yuxiao said without raising her head, and directly turned her body to make way.
"Big sister! What do you see so fascinating! Zhou Yi simply took off his hat and mask, looked at Chen Yuxiao's mobile phone and asked.
Chen Yuxiao looked up and saw that it was Zhou Yi, who suddenly became angry, wrinkled the bridge of her straight nose and did not speak.
"It's good that I have pistachios, otherwise it would have been a bad ending!" Zhou Yi thought happily, grabbed a pistachio from the bag and put it on Chen Yuxiao's mobile phone.
"Humph!" Chen Yuxiao didn't appreciate it.
Zhou Yi didn't speak, and took out another pistachio and put it on his phone.
"Humph!" Chen Yuxiao also did not appreciate it.
Zhou Yi was tired of this, and put them one by one. When there were more than a dozen pistachios on the phone, the bus suddenly slowed down, and all the pistachios slid forward.
"Catch it!" Chen Yuxiao shouted, and her two thighs were tightly together, catching most of the pistachios.
Zhou Yi also reacted quickly, stretched out his right hand and slapped Chen Yuxiao's thigh, and successfully buckled the two or three pistachios that bounced up.
"No wonder they jump!" Zhou Yi felt the amazing elasticity of Chen Yuxiao's thighs, and sighed in his heart.
"Don't pick it up yet, I can't hold it!" Chen Yuxiao said anxiously.
"Soon!" Zhou Yi spoke, and kept grabbing pistachios from the cracks in Chen Yuxiao's thighs.
However, a few pistachios were too deep, and Chen Yuxiao's thighs were too elastic, and they were clamped tightly, so it was difficult to catch them.
Zhou Yi simply spread his left hand and held it under Chen Yuxiao's two thighs, squeezed his right hand into it from his knees, and swiped towards the root of his thighs with all his might.
"Public places, pay attention to the image!" A bald middle-aged man in his thirties next to him couldn't stand it anymore and accused him loudly.
"We're picking pistachios!" Chen Yuxiao looked at the bald middle-aged man with big innocent eyes and said.
"That's it, uncle's mind is too evil! Didn't you see the two of us working together to grab pistachios? Zhou Yi said without raising his head.
With the close cooperation of Chen Yuxiao's two elastic thighs, Zhou Yi's two hands attacked and defended, and finally succeeded in catching all the naughty pistachios.
“perfect! givemefive! Chen Yuxiao happily stretched out a slender jade hand and said.
"Smack!" After Zhou Yi high-fived Chen Yuxiao, he picked up a pistachio and handed it to Chen Yuxiao, and he also held up a pistachio and said, "cheers!" ”
“cheers!” Chen Yuxiao happily touched the pistachio with Zhou Yi, peeled it off and threw it directly into her mouth.
Zhou Yi was very envious after seeing Chen Yuxiao's precise movements, and also peeled off a pistachio and threw it towards his open mouth. Unexpectedly, the pistachio smashed on the front teeth and successfully escaped.
"You're stupid! In the end, I still let one go! Chen Yuxiao said angrily, peeling off a pistachio, "Open your mouth!" ”
Zhou Yi grew his mouth with great joy, and when he saw Chen Yuxiao's wrist flick, he threw the pistachio into his ...... Throat eyes!
"Ahem, cough, cough......" The pistachio almost got into Zhou Yi's trachea, causing him to cough and tears.
“sorry! sorry! areyouok? Chen Yuxiao patted Zhou Yi's back in horror and asked anxiously.
"It's okay, don't worry!" Zhou Yi stopped coughing, patted his chest and said.
"Drink some water and take it slowly!" Chen Yuxiao took out a pink thermos cup with a beautiful sheep pattern from her bag and said.