Zhou Yi lay on the sofa, took out his mobile phone and poked it in [angry Xiaohan]. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Tintin: "I know what you're trying to ask!" First call 100,000 yuan to open the [Treasure Hunting] function, and every time you use this function, you can call 10,000 yuan for the use of the function. ”

"Isn't [Treasure Hunting] free? And when I helped Liu Qiang dig gold ingots, I used it once, and you didn't confiscate the money! Zhou Yi was shocked and asked quickly by typing.

Tintin: "You won't forget it so quickly, will you?" Each feature is free for the first time you use it. So, the number of free times of the [Treasure Hunting] function has been exhausted! ”

"Can I use it without turning on the function?" Zhou Yi asked.

Ding Ding: "As long as the revenue is greater than the function opening fee, it will be automatically enabled by default." If you're faced with a million opportunities and you don't know it, I'll turn on new features to help you make it happen. Default enabled can be turned off, do you need to turn it off? ”

"Don't close! Every time before using the [Treasure Hunting] function, is it possible to prompt whether the cost of the investment can be recovered? Zhou Yi immediately replied.

Tintin: "You're stupid! When someone asks you to explore the treasure, you won't charge 10,000 yuan as a deposit first, and it will not be returned? Also, don't dig for treasure yourself! Because that's not what you're supposed to have! If you forcibly change your life against the sky, you will suffer from unjustified disaster! ”

"It's this sentence again!" Zhou Yi was speechless, and then fell into deep thought.

There are so many restrictions on the [Treasure Hunting] function, you must be cautious every time you use it. In this way, it will be difficult to solve Tian Xiaotian's troubles in this way. Then there is only one function left, and that is [Double Cultivation]! If Tian Xiaotian's father was injected with wood qi in his body, would he be able to save the cost of the operation?

"Can the [Double Cultivation] function be used on men?" Zhou Yi asked.

Ding Ding: "You can try to double cultivate with a man, I have no objection!" ”

Zhou Yi shuddered, and asked from a different angle: "Could it be that after the Qi of the Five Elements enters my dantian, it can only be infused into women?" Is this obviously unscientific? ”

Ding Ding: "All people or things in the Five Elements can of course strengthen their bodies or change their qualities by absorbing the Qi of the Five Elements. However, the [double cultivation] function can only work for women. If you want to revise, patch or upgrade, you also need to call 10,000 yuan, which is equivalent to the function opening fee! ”

Zhou Yi was stunned after hearing this, and once again confirmed one thing: [Qi Chong Xiaohan] is really a huge pit, and if you don't pay attention to it, you will drop a lot of silver!

"Brother Yi, please have breakfast!" Tian Xiaotian's voice suddenly sounded.

Zhou Yi looked up and was stunned.

Tian Xiaotian was wearing a thin pink sundress and a rabbit hair ornament, and was standing in front of the sofa prettyly. Bai Shengsheng's arms and calves were under Zhou Yi's sight, full of youth and vitality.

Tian Xiaotian saw Zhou Yi's dull gaze, pouted proudly, and gave Zhou Yi a flying kiss. Then he leaned down and put a large bowl of noodles on the coffee table: "Brother Yi, please enjoy the tomato egg noodles made by the little maid!" ”

"Why did you suddenly come up with such a disguise? Also, where did you buy this translucent sundress? Zhou Yi tried not to look down, just stared at Tian Xiaotian's big eyes and asked.

"As soon as Brother Yi says 'Little Chef Girl', I know what type of girl you like! But my apron at home is so ugly that I have to dress up as a little maid first. Go back to the Internet to find a set of clothes for the little chef, and then dress up to Brother Yi. ”

After Tian Xiaotian finished speaking, he ran back to the kitchen and came back with a small bowl and a pair of chopsticks, sat next to Zhou Yi, picked up a pair of chopsticks and noodles and put them in the small bowl, and blew hard with a small mouth.

"Hey, why is there only a bowl of noodles and a pair of chopsticks?"

As soon as Zhou Yi finished speaking, he saw Tian Xiaotian test the temperature of the noodles with his lips, and then sent them to his mouth.

After swallowing it in a daze, Zhou Yi didn't know what the noodles tasted like, but just looked at Tian Xiaotian's pouting in a daze.

After eating a few more bites of noodles, Zhou Yi finally came back to his senses, took the dishes and chopsticks from Tian Xiaotian's hand and said, "I'm not a local tyrant, but I can't enjoy the service all the time." It's time for me to feed you. ”

"Brother Yi, this is the first time for others, don't hurt me!" Tian Xiaotian said, closed his eyes and opened his mouth to wait.

"My first time was rudely taken away by you, and you expect me to take pity on you!" Zhou Yi said, picking up a large ball of noodles and stuffing it into Tian Xiaotian's small mouth.

"Brother Yi is a bad guy!" Tian Xiaotian's mouth bulged and said vaguely.

"I have decided, I am determined to be a bad person in front of you, otherwise, if I am not tortured to death by you, I will be tossed crazy by you!" After Zhou Yi finished speaking, he stopped feeding Tian Xiaotian, and instead pulled the noodles into his mouth.

"Look at my beautiful girl's slender jade fingers!" Tian Xiaotian put on a pose and scooped it up directly with his hands.

Zhou Yi was dumbfounded and reluctantly defeated.

"Since it's you who cooked, then I'll go wash the dishes!" After eating the noodles, Zhou Yi took the initiative to say.

"That's not good, how can Brother Yi rob the little maid's job! Without this job, how can the little maid survive! Tian Xiaotian said, and immediately began to clean up the dishes and chopsticks.

"You'd better go change into a set of clothes, don't catch any more colds!" Zhou Yi said.

"Very stupid and naïve Brother Yi, didn't you see that the air conditioner was turned on?" Tian Xiaotian said, picked up the dishes and chopsticks and walked into the kitchen.

Zhou Yi looked at the air conditioner in the corner and smiled dumbly, cut the apple into small pieces and put it in the fruit bowl, picked it up and walked into the kitchen.

"Brother Yi, are you going to visit my room? The door is unlocked! Tian Xiaotian glanced up and said busily.

Zhou Yi didn't speak, picked up a small piece of apple and stuffed it into Tian Xiaotian's mouth, and stood aside to watch her brush the dishes.

"It's so sweet! Thank you, Brother Yi! Tian Xiaotian said happily, his eyes were bent into crescents.

"Xiao Tian, I should thank you! Just one morning gave me a super visual sensory experience, otherwise, I would never have had this experience in my life. Zhou Yi said with emotion. Seeing that Tian Xiaotian had finished eating, she picked up a small piece of apple and filled it into her small mouth.

"Brother Yi, you are so good, can I hug you?" Tian Xiaotian said with red eyes.

"Your emotions are brewing so fast, it's a shame not to act in a movie! If you do my laundry, you can borrow my shoulder and cry! Zhou Yi said with a smile.

Tian Xiaotian immediately hugged Zhou Yi's waist, put his cheek on Zhou Yi's chest, and cried.

"It feels so good to be needed! I feel full of strength and can move forward bravely without fear of any difficulties and obstacles! Zhou Yi said emotionally.

"Brother Yi, not only did you not take the opportunity to touch me, but you also did not poke my belly with a small stick. Tell me the truth, is it physically abnormal or psychologically abnormal? No matter which one it is, I will face it with you and help you overcome this difficulty! Tian Xiaotian raised his teary-eyed little face and asked seriously.

Zhou Yi didn't think about this aspect originally, but now after hearing Tian Xiaotian say this, he immediately reacted physiologically, gently pushed Tian Xiaotian away and said, "Where did you know these things?" ”

"My love experience and physiological hygiene class in the same position! We didn't sleep well last night, and now that we're full, let's go get some sleep! Anyway, you're not normal right now, just sleep on the same bed as good sisters! Tian Xiaotian hugged Zhou Yi's arm and said.

Zhou Yi was greatly moved, but thinking that Lin Feifei was still waiting to open the door, he had to say helplessly: "I still have something to do and must leave immediately." You can get some sleep and go to school! ”

"Brother Yi, you've worked so hard, you don't even know it's Saturday! If you don't have time to come over at noon, I'll cook for you! Tian Xiaotian said distressedly.

"There's definitely time!" Zhou Yi said overjoyed.