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"Twenty ...... Twenty-five...... Twenty-six ......"

Zhou Yi rummaged through the pockets of his body, opened the pillows and bed sheets and searched again, and found a total of twenty-six yuan and six cents.

"Looking for a job with room and board? Or do you want to save some money by taking a part-time job and continue to look for a promising job? Zhou Yi lay on the single bed, thinking hard.

Zhou Yi is a junior in a vocational college, and although he has not obtained a graduation certificate, he has left school to look for a job. This state is called "internship" by the school.

In more than two months, Zhou Yi was hit by the interview experience of hundreds of companies, not to mention that the 1,000 yuan he saved from part-time work during the winter vacation was about to be spent.

When he was in school before, whether it was tuition or living expenses, Zhou Yi earned it by working part-time frantically. Now that he has left school, Zhou Yi doesn't want to reach out and ask his family for money.

After pondering for a while, Zhou Yi's mind became even more chaotic. He simply turned off the light, picked up his charging phone, found a movie and watched it.

The bungalow rented by Zhou Yi is located in a small courtyard in an urban village in the city. The landlord does not live here, and in order to maximize the rent, he has built huts on all sides of the courtyard, which is called the "courtyard house".

There are five main rooms on the north side, two side rooms on the east and west sides, and a large gate, a bathing room, and a men's and women's toilets on the south side.

The landlord was quite shrewd and set up two solar water heaters on the roof of the bathroom, and the hot water was supplied openly, but there was a fee, three at a time.

Zhou Yi's room is one of two east-side houses, the girl living next door is a distant relative of the landlord, nicknamed "little landlord" by the tenants, and she also holds the keys to the bathroom, and is responsible for issuing the keys and keeping accounts.

Zhou Yi watched the movie for a while, felt that the mobile phone was a little hot, and didn't care. It's normal to charge the free mobile phone that you get paid, and it's normal to have hot hands.

"Arrive on the planet of life! Successfully search for the carrier, and immediately start to descend, 5%...... 10%……”

"Advent success! Obtaining basic information on the living planet......"

"The information was successful! Begin to camouflage ......"

"The disguise is successful! Prepare for contact with the lifeform, countdown begins, 10...... 9……”

A series of slight electronic synthesized sounds did not attract Zhou Yi's attention in the slightest. Free mobile phones, it's normal to have noise.

When the countdown ends, the movie disappears and the interface switches back to the home screen.

"Stuck again!" Zhou Yi complained helplessly, ready to find the movie again.

At this moment, a sudden change occurred!

The app with the icon of two bubbles suddenly shook and then ......

A small tink appeared in the middle of the two bubbles, and then it began to expand! When it finally stopped, the combination between Tintin and the two bubbles was something that every man and would be familiar with.

"Good hanging!" Zhou Yi saw this scene and made an accurate evaluation.

At this moment, the two words under the app icon suddenly disappeared, and the four words jumped out one after another: [Angry Xiaohan]!

I'm afraid everyone wants to explore such a strange thing. Zhou Yi was no exception, and poked it directly. It's just that it feels a little weird to point at this huge Ding Ding with your hand.

A little man standing under the blue planet, so lonely and lonely......

"The opening picture that hasn't changed for thousands of years!" As soon as Zhou Yi complained, his eyes widened in disbelief.

The villain is growing up, and the blue planet is shrinking......

Eventually, the giant held a blue egg in his right hand and walked away into the Milky Way......

"Hang the bomb! is so domineering that he holds up the earth and walks into the Milky Way, and he is really angry! Zhou Yi commented again, and saw that the main interface of [Qi Rushing Xiaohan] was no different from before, except that there was a top session, and the other party's avatar was a very popular pure little Lori on the Internet, and the name was very peculiar - Ding Ding.

Zhou Yi poked it in and saw that it was a piece of voice, so he clicked on it.

"To exist is to be reasonable! So, even though I'm an intelligent being and have taken over your phone, please don't panic and follow my prompts to receive the [Angry Man] step by step. ”

It was a little girl's voice, milky, crisp and pleasant.

A smart life appeared on the free mobile phone that was sent by the phone bill, and Zhou Yi could only hehe. But on second thought, even if it's a virus, it's terrible!

Zhou Yi has a two-year-old nephew, so he is very familiar with this childish voice. It is amazing to be able to find such a child who can record this passage clearly!

"I'm an ordinary otaku, and my personal net worth is twenty-six yuan and six cents, so what's there to be afraid of!" Thinking of this, Zhou Yi opened his mouth and said, "Start receiving!" “

As soon as Zhou Yi's voice fell, a voice jumped into the chat interface, and it was automatically played!

Ding Ding: "I'm an ordinary otaku, and my personal net worth is twenty-six yuan and six cents, what is there to be afraid of!" ”

"It can't be!" Zhou Yi exclaimed. Zhou Yi just thought about this passage in his mind for a while and didn't say it, how did Ding Ding know!

Just then, another voice began to play.

Tintin: "I was able to pick up your brain waves, so I spoke your mind to gain your trust." Do you still have any questions? ”

Zhou Yi didn't speak, and began to think nonsense. After a long while, no voice jumped out of the chat interface.

"It's just a coincidence!" Zhou Yi let out a sigh of relief.

Tintin: "Otaku's thinking is the most chaotic, and in order to save energy, I blocked your brain waves." Just now, I searched the Internet for information related to human nature, and found that seduction is much faster than gaining trust. So, there is currently a chance for a hero to save beauty, I don't know if you would like to be the leading actor? ”

"Be specific!" Zhou Yi was aroused by curiosity and asked with great interest.

Tintin: "The little landlord was taking a shower when the water pipe burst and all his clothes were wet. She was now plugged in the water pipes and was considering whether to run back to her room in wet clothes or simply naked, after all, the temperature was a little low, and both options were uncomfortable.

And all this is the ghost of the evil young man who lives across from you. In the afternoon, the wicked young man made a manipulation of a water pipe and caused it to burst. Now I'm looking out of the window, ready to take my next step. ”

After Zhou Yi heard it, he walked to the window suspiciously, and gently lifted the corner of the curtain to look at the opposite side.

Sure enough! The lights were also turned off in the opposite room, the door was hidden, and in the bright moonlight, a pair of evil eyes were staring at the movement of the bathroom.

Zhou Yi was angry, he couldn't bear it!

"What's next for the wicked young man?" Zhou Yi grabbed the phone in his hand and asked in a low voice.

Tintin: "The moment the little landlord walks out of the bathroom, the wicked young man pretends to be in a hurry to run to the bathroom. Whether the young landlord was naked or wearing wet clothes, the wicked young man would kindly persuade the young landlord to go back to the bathroom and help her get a dry suit. The next plan, whether to push it down after confessing or to ask for warmth and slowly develop, depends on the reaction of the small landlord. ”

"So what should I do?" Zhou Yi pondered for a while and there was no good way, so he had to ask Ding Ding for help.

Tintin: "Intelligent life only provides information, not makes decisions. Keep in mind that from [Ding Ding] to [Good Hanging] or even [Hanging Bomb Sky], it takes the perseverance of the otaku! Strive to move forward with a fearless spirit, in order to [rush to the sky]! ”

While Zhou Yi was disappointed, his heart was also much more relaxed. Since Tintin can't make a decision, then he can rest assured that he will use it.

Tintin: "The little landlord is coming out. ”

Zhou Yi was shocked when he heard this, threw his mobile phone on the bed, opened the door and ran to the toilet.