Chapter 1 - The sad Zhang Yun
Waking up from his slumber, Zhang Yun's mind was chaotic and hazy, and he didn't know where his body was, but he felt that the air around him was incomparably fresh, and the sky that gradually became clear was so blue, and such a sky was only seen by Zhang Yun when he was a child. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Subconsciously raised his right hand and wiped it on his forehead, although there was no sweat and blood, when he saw his right hand, Zhang Yun was directly stunned.
The first thing I saw was the hair of a hand, although Zhang Yun's body hair was not weak, but it was definitely not to such an extent, where is this still a pair of human hands, it is clearly the right hand of a monkey, or ......
Orang?
A massive amount of memories began to bombard Zhang Yun's brain.
Earth, Advantech, blue sky and white sun!
"Boom!"
A thunderclap sounded, and a figure on the side of the random road fell to the ground, blackened......
This person is Zhang Yun, as the heartbeat gradually slows down, the pain that permeates the whole body gradually dissipates, the consciousness becomes blurred, there is a feeling of fluttering and refreshing, it is a feeling that the soul wants to kiss goodbye to the body, and it is indescribable unless it is experienced personally.
"Damn!" Zhang Yun's temper was already a little irritable, and he couldn't help but scold in his mind, Zhang Yun has been a good student since he was a child, and he also served as a student union cadre in college, which can be described as one of the top ten young people in the new era.
"Finish Liao... Finish Liao ......"
The siren of the ambulance came five minutes later, kneeling in front of Zhang Yun, pressing his hands Zhang Yun's chest to do the heart lifting, the nurse shook his head and said, "The heart burst, it's hopeless, do you have any last words to say?" ”
Zhang Yun's soul was about to break away from his body, and he struggled reluctantly and said, "Can't ...... Can't ...... anymore Rescue again? ”
The sound of the weak mosquito chirping did not make the nurse hear it clearly, and then Zhang Yun was crooked, his legs were all over, his breath was broken, and he hung up!
Underworld......
"What's your name?" The black-faced judge asked without raising his head with a golden pen in his hand.
"Zhang Yun!" Zhang Yun looked indignantly at the black-faced judge in front of him, who was taller than his two and said.
Zhang Yun ...... It's you, huh? Your life is not over, and you can't be reincarnated! The black-faced judge said, still shaking his huge head.
"Since my life is not over, hehe, how about sending me back?" Zhang Yun immediately dissipated the anger on his face, and said with a smile brighter than a chrysanthemum.
"No, since ancient times, how can there be a reason for people to come back to life after death, today, Lei Gong is ready to punish the next wicked, I drank more last night, and mistakenly punished Lei on your head, I apologize to you on his behalf, I hope don't take it to heart." The judge said, shaking the golden pen in his hand.
Don't take it to heart?
Zhang Yun's smiling face froze instantly, ******What is this called, what kind of wine to drink at night when a god is a fairy, he can be crooked when he strikes a thunderbolt, how can he give birth to a little fairy in the future?"
Then again, can you not take this kind of thing to heart? Everyone has come to the underworld, and there is an egg to use at ease.
"Shall I do that?" Zhang Yun continued.
"You can't do it, for thousands of years, there has never been such a thing, your yang life is not over, you can't be reincarnated in this world, the underworld can't tolerate your complicated body, I have prepared two choices for you now, one, I can send you back to the world, but you can only be a lonely soul and a wild ghost, when your yang life is exhausted, you can be called back to reincarnate, if there is a violation of yin and yang, black and white impermanence will arrest you and go to infernal purgatory. Second, it can send you to another parallel world to be reincarnated, which one do you want? ”
"Crossing?" I haven't read a small book, Zhang Yun suddenly felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, didn't it fall on his head, suppressed the excitement in his heart, Zhang Yun then asked in a low voice: "Then how many years of longevity do I have?" ”
"I'll take a look, yes! Your age today is twenty-one years old, and as recorded in this life and death book, your yang shou is one hundred and thirteen years old, not bad young man! So after that, you can be reincarnated in another ninety-three years, just a snap of your fingers. ”
Ninety-three years snapped a finger, and only the gods dared to say it.
"I'll you...... What the hell, more than 100 years old, you only lived for 21 years, I am miserable! Zhang Yun said speechlessly, a good year, just graduated from a prestigious university, with a beautiful vision for the future, his mother was mistakenly split by Lei Gong, Zhang Yun's tears were blurred, Lao Tzu is still a virgin, okay? At least wait until ......
"I've decided!" Zhang Yun rubbed his nose and said.
"Which one to choose?" There was a sly smile on the corner of the judge's mouth, and the heart boy finally took the bait.
"I'll pick the second one!" Zhang Yun replied that in this world, Zhang Yun has no relatives and friends, and it is not a bad thing to go to another world to start a new journey, of course, the premise is to be a human being......
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"Blackface judge, I curse you for having a little black face and no asshole!" This is Zhang Yun's true thoughts in his heart now, what if he said he would live another life?
Reborn in the body of a monkey, what is this called, I can't say anything, and my heart has begun to greet the judges and ancestors.
Just when Zhang Yun cursed the black-faced judge in his heart, a large net fell from the sky, and then Zhang Yun was lifted.
"Wang Er, you still have a way, this little monkey can really run, he can run so far after being drugged, it can't be a monkey spirit, right?" The one who spoke was a thin man wearing a dark blue silver belt and green shirt, and as he spoke, he stretched out his hand and hit Zhang Yun a few times.
"Learn a little, we are all three-grade families, if you want to climb up, you have to know that the people above like it, the young master loves to eat monkey brains, let's catch a little monkey and go back, at this year's banquet, some of them have seen it." The one who was called Wang Er was a middle-aged man with a height of more than one meter and a sturdy figure, and it was he who carried Zhang Yun with a net in his hand.
Golden Gate City, in June, in an antique courtyard, a piece of exquisite lights, so lively!
The Wang family is one of the best family forces in this Golden Gate City, the ancestors of the Wang family have been passed down for three generations, and now the young master of the Wang family, Wang Yan, grew up shouting the golden key, and he was short-tempered and bloodthirsty, and countless maids and maids were killed.
And this Wang Yan, who doesn't learn and has no skills on weekdays, likes to tinker with those strange arts, gossip and cultivate immortals, although it is fruitless, but under the influence of an evil cultivator who does not enter the stream, he has become more and more violent.
Today, the family caught a wild monkey in the misty forest, and Wang Yan was overjoyed, so he wanted to eat the monkey brain raw at this banquet.
The people's hearts are terrifying, and the news that the young master of the Wang family wants to eat monkey brains raw quickly spread throughout the mansion, and even there are people from the outside world who are not curious, and they mixed into the house and wanted to see what was going on.
In the backyard of the palace, Zhang Yun was hung in a storage room, surrounded by vegetables and fruits, and not far away there were three corpses of nine wolves and a row of one-horned wild boars, it seems that this should be the location of the back kitchen of the clan.
With a creak, the wooden door was pushed open, and a group of people walked in.
The person at the head was wearing a white robe and holding a soldering iron pimple in his hand, which was the thing that branded cattle and horses, and this person was Wang Yan, the young master of the Wang family.
Behind Wang Yan were the two people who captured Zhang Yun, one of them was named Wang Er, when he saw Zhang Yun, he leaned over Wang Yan and said: "Young master, this monkey is a red-tailed lemur in the Confused Forest, it is a high-level spirit beast that only appears in the middle of the Misty Forest, when it is an adult, its spiritual intelligence is not inferior to that of humans, and some of them have the strength of the ninth order, which can transform human nature, and this little monkey somehow ran outside and was caught by us with anesthetics." ”
"Well, well done, go back to the housekeeper to receive the reward, and give you the treatment of the second-grade family in the future." Wang Yan looked at Zhang Yun who was locked in a cage, and said with a bloodthirsty smile flashing in his eyes.
At this time, Zhang Yun, who was locked in the cage, galloped by 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart, and it was okay if he was overshadowed by the judge, even if he was reborn in a monkey, Zhang Yun endured it, but what is the matter of eating monkey brains now? Or eat it raw!
On the earth, although there is such a thing as eating monkey brains raw, it has nothing to do with Zhang Yunna's dime, but now I am a fish and meat man, what is the matter?
Zhang Yun scratched and scratched on the iron cage with a pair of monkeys, his mouth couldn't speak, and he could only scream wildly, and he was also thinking about how to escape.
Now it's time of life and death.,But I'm reborn as a little monkey.,Now it's really powerless.,Fortunately, the memory is thrown away.,If you want to escape death.,You can only rely on your own head.,I hope this head won't become a snack for others.。
"Open the cage and enter the living creatures of our palace, all of them must be branded, and this monkey is naturally no exception." Wang Yan raised his hand at his subordinates, and immediately two family members greeted him and lifted the small cage where Zhang Yun was kept.
"Unbasketed!" Wang Yan gave an order, and one of his subordinates took the key to open the lock of the cage.
said that it was too late, and just when Zhang Yun was about to run out and escape, two huge palms directly lifted Zhang Yun's thin body, one left and one right.
Wang Er directly punched Zhang Yun on the head and said, "Little thing, you still want to run!" ”
Aggrieved!
Wang Yan put the tongs in his hand on the fire on the side, and when the tongs burned red, he took them out, and the red glow shone on Zhang Yun's face, even if he was far away, he could feel the blazing air waves above.
"Twitter!"
Regardless of Zhang Yun's struggle, Wang Yan directly branded a Wang family's family seal on Zhang Yun's wrist, emitting white smoke, and the air was filled with the smell of barbecue.
Zhang Yun, who hadn't eaten for a few days, was so weak that he was going to die, and now he was 'tossed' by several big men and fainted directly.
"Little thing, it's really not beaten, locked up!" Wang Yan smelled the smell in the air, licked his lips, looked at the little monkey who had fainted, and frowned again.
After everyone walked out, Zhang Yun, who was in a coma, actually moved again, struggled to sit up in the cage, stretched out his monkey scratch and scratched the monkey brain, and the corners of his mouth actually outlined an evil smile.