The two hugged each other and slept all night, and the next morning, Xu Shi'an got up lightly to cook, and when the meal was served, Shen Lanze smelled a fragrance, rubbed his eyes, yawned, and said, "Eat, I'm so sleepy." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Xu Shi'an walked up to Shen Lanze and shouted softly: "Little fool, get up and eat, how can you be so lazy?" ”

Shen Lanze glanced at Xu Shi'an, closed his eyes again, and said with a hint of begging: "I'm so sleepy, I'll sleep for a while, just for a while, okay?" ”

Xu Shi'an shook his head, he was so lazy, could he still be expected to work and earn money? It is estimated that he was kicked out of the house by his employer in three days.

Xu Shi'an went outside the house silently, walked in after a while, gently lifted Shen Lanze's blanket, and put the things in his hand inside.

Shen Lanze only felt that Xu Shi'an seemed to have put something on his belly, and he didn't care, and asked vaguely, "What did you put on my stomach?" ”

Xu Shi'an said with a teasing face: "Grasshoppers, alive, just caught out of the grass, will jump." ”

When Shen Lanze heard this, he instantly felt sleepy, jumped up from the bed with a swish, hurriedly threw the blanket, slapped it on himself, and exclaimed, "How can this be?" It's shameless to throw grasshoppers at people, scoundrels. ”

Xu Shi'an laughed out loud, with a natural expression, and said with a smile: "Who told you not to get up." ”

Shen Lanze snorted coldly, and said again: "What about grasshoppers, where did you go?" ”

Xu Shi'an picked up the so-called "grasshopper" from the ground, and said with a smile: "Look at the scare you are, I can really throw a live grasshopper on you." See, no, fake, this is what I just made out of grass, a grass grasshopper, what's so scary. ”

Shen Lanze breathed a sigh of relief, then got out of bed and said with a cold face: "How can this be?" It's too much, well, tonight, you are not allowed to go to bed, sleep on the floor, count as a punishment for you. ”

Xu Shi'an was angry and funny, and couldn't help but say: "Hey, little fool, you can see clearly, this is my house, and the bed is also mine!" ”

Shen Lanze glanced at Xu Shi'an, and said with a smile: "I remember what you said last night, you said you were going to be with me." So, you are all mine, then, your home is also my home, and your bed is also my bed. ”

Xu Shi'an rolled his eyes and chuckled: "But you also said yesterday, you let me sleep with you every night, so if I play the floor, how can I sleep with you, do you want to work with me?" ”

Shen Lanze thought about it, shook his head, and sighed: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to bother with you, if you get sick from the floor, who will cook for me." Don't be complacent, though, I'll find another way to punish you. I'm going to eat. ”

I saw a plate of scrambled tofu with eggs, two bowls of rice porridge and three steamed buns on the table. After Shen Lanze washed, he took the lead in holding a chopstick tofu, and couldn't help but praise: "It's delicious, how did you make it?" ”

Xu Shi'an chuckled: "Eat more if it's delicious, I like you to eat my tofu." It's also easy to do, when you come back in the evening, I'll teach you, and in the future, every night, you will learn to cook with me, and if you want to wait for half a month and twenty days, you will be able to cook. Then, when I come back every day, I can eat ready-made meals. ”

Shen Lanze snorted, and said, "Now that you are raising me, it is okay for me to do this every day." But if I find a job and earn my own money, we'll have to do it all by ourselves for a day, or I'll cook and you wash the dishes, wash the clothes, and clean up the house. ”

Xu Shi'an shouted: "This is not fair, why do you only cook, but let me wash the dishes, wash the clothes and clean up the house?" ”

Shen Lanze pouted and said, "Because you put grass grasshoppers on my stomach, this is your punishment." ”

Xu Shi'an snorted and said disdainfully: "You little fool, lazy is lazy, what excuse do you make?" If you think I'm putting grasshoppers on your belly, then I'll lie on the bed, pick up my clothes, and you put the grasshoppers on my stomach, even if it's flat, okay? ”

Shen Lanze smiled slightly: "No need, because I just thought of a better way." ”

Xu Shi'an hurriedly asked, "What?" ”

"I won't tell you." Shen Lanze blinked and laughed softly, "Guess." ”

Xu Shi'an pursed his lips, didn't ask anymore, and lowered his head to eat. After eating, Xu Shi'an said: "In the past two days, how I have brushed the dishes, you have also seen it, it is so simple, you should have learned it by watching it twice, so in the future, it will be up to you to brush the dishes." ”

Shen Lanze snorted and said with a smile, "Okay." ”

Xu Shi'an was a little surprised, but he didn't expect this little fool to agree without arguing with him. However, Xu Shi'an is also very happy, a lonely life, simply boring to death, now there is a little fool with him, every day when he wakes up for the first time, he will see the little fool, after going home, there is a little fool to talk to him, and he can sleep with the little fool, life seems to be more fun than before.

Xu Shi'an stood up and said with a smile: "Little fool, you have to be good at home, I have to work." There are ready-made fried steamed buns in the kitchen, and you can eat them as soon as you heat them up at noon. If you have nothing to do, you go to Aunt Wang and go to her small yard to help pick vegetables and weed. Aunt Wang is not the kind of person who uses people for nothing, more or less, she will definitely give you some vegetables, so as to save some money for buying vegetables. ”

Shen Lanze nodded, and said, "You wait a minute." So saying, he went into the back room.

After a while, Shen Lanze came out, holding a peach, and said with a smile: "Do you want to eat peaches?" ”

Xu Shi'an touched his stomach and said, "I just ate, don't eat it first, I'll eat it again when I come back." ”

Shen Lanze repeated his old tricks, took a bite of the tender peach flesh, and said vaguely: "In this way, you don't eat it either?" ”

Xu Shi'an's mood instantly became excited, oops, this little fool is so open, it turns out that he wants to kiss him himself!

Xu Shi'an hurriedly stepped forward a few steps and sealed Shen Lanze's lips with his lips, and between the entanglement of his lips and tongue, the tender peach flesh was rolled into his mouth by Xu Shi'an and swallowed.

Shen Lanze was enjoying the taste of kissing passionately, and at the same time stroked Xu Shi'an's back, and slapped it twice. love, didn't think much about it, and after the kiss, Xu Shi'an smiled and went out to work.

Shen Lanze looked at Xu Shi'an's back and couldn't help laughing.

Xu Shi'an walked on the road to Jishitang and noticed that the pedestrians on the road seemed to be pointing at him, and some were still snickering. It wasn't until he entered Jishitang that the guys in Jishitang also laughed at themselves.

Xu Shi'an felt inexplicable, and couldn't help asking: "What's wrong with me, is there anything strange, what are you laughing at?" ”

A guy kindly took down a piece of paper from his back, handed it to him, and said with a smile: "Shi'an, who have you offended, and you are doing bad behind your back." ”

Xu Shi'an opened the paper and took a look, and there were five beautiful big characters written on it: "I am a grasshopper".

"How so? It's too much. Xu Shi'an jumped to his feet and said, "This must be a good thing done by Xiao Ze, so that I will be embarrassed all over the street, and see how I can clean him up when I go back." ”

Small Theatre ******

Shen Lanze: (snickering) Ladies and gentlemen, is it too much for me to make such a small attack on my family?

Reader: (smiles) Not too much, you can actually be a little bit better.

Shen Lanze: (pouting) Nai Meng has no love for my family.

Reader: (shouting) Who's so rare, we all love you, little fool!

Shen Lanze: (with a happy face) Then, how does Naimeng plan to love me?

Reader: How about collecting, recommending, commenting, and rewarding?

Shen Lanze: (pinching the corner of his clothes) But Nai Meng loves me so much, what should I do if my little attack is angry?

Author: (roars) He dares, if he dares to stop readers from loving you, I'll kick him to Mars.