"The conscience of heaven and earth! Camel, I'm here for your own good, you think, you haven't been to Yunnan, and you can't go to school and no one cares, you have a lot of time, this time you go as a tour, and beautiful women accompanied, the happiest thing in life, let you take it all, I just don't have time, otherwise I want to go. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Yang Yang looked up at the sky with a very yearning expression.

", you must not hold back your fart, otherwise such a good thing, even if you drop out of school, you will go." I raised my eyebrows and said to him, "Tell the truth, or I'll post the fact that you are gossip Zheng to the Yin-Yang Forum." ”

"Camel, we have such a deep relationship, I don't want you to believe it like this?" Yang Yang had a heartbroken expression.

"Don't be useless, I want to hear the truth." I lit a cigarette.

"Okay, then I'll be honest with you, the other party is the object of my crush, we grew up together, it can be said that I am a childhood sweetheart, but I have never confessed to her, and I dare not confess, she is so good as the Nine Heavens Fairy is not stained with mortal dust...... This is the first time she has left home, and I am worried about her safety, so I ......" Yang Yang's face was full of melancholy, and he looked at me with a blank look after speaking: "Camel, can you help me?" ”

"Damn, are you really mentally retarded?" I kicked Yang Yang's buttocks: "You grew up in the Northeast, she grew up in Yunnan, a childhood sweetheart of wool?" ”

"She is also from the Northeast, but she left the Northeast for Yunnan when she was very young." Yang Yang rubbed his ass and said to me innocently.

"Okay, I don't bother to care if she's from the Northeast anymore, isn't it just to bring her from Yunnan to the Northeast, I agreed, but after I come back, you have to help me go to the Yin and Yang Crack." I puffed out a puff of cigarette.

"No problem, don't worry, here's her address and contact information." Yang Yang said, sending me a text message. Immediately, as if he had thought of something, he added, "This time, you must find a lady to accompany you." ”

"Why?" I asked, puzzled.

"Nonsense, if you have a bad heart when the time comes, where can I cry?" After Yang Yang finished speaking, as if he guessed that I was going to kick him, he hurriedly ran to the side.

I pointed at him and scolded: "Fuck your uncle, Han Xiaolin is my only one, she can't be busy with her affairs, how can my brother be in the mood to mess with flowers and grass?" ”

"That's not sure, there is not a single good thing in the world." Yang Yang pouted at me.

"Your uncle, it's as if you're not a man." I scolded him angrily, frowned, and said: "But there are only a few girls I know, and everyone is in college, I can't let people skip school to accompany me to the bodyguard, isn't this nonsense." ”

"I have a good candidate, I feel more at ease if you two go together." Yang Yang smiled at me, and I suddenly had a bad premonition.

"My senior sister?" I asked tentatively.

"No, that cat is not enough to succeed and more than to lose, so it is better not to take him there." Yang Yang denied Senior Sister Black Cat, and then said word by word: "I'm talking about Ouyang Dongxue." ”

"Big brother, aren't you embarrassed for me, I only have a one-sided relationship with others, how can I be able to invite others?" I cried with a sad face, and I felt like this guy was just embarrassing me.