Chapter 8 Do your underwear lose color?

Matsuyama University.

Boys' dormitory.

Li Yibai hummed a song all the way back to the dormitory!

"Wow!"

"See, you're having fun?"

"It can't be that you picked up the money while delivering food, right?"

After Wu Youdian and a few other roommates saw Li Yibai come in, they couldn't help but follow Ledao.

Li Yibai said mysteriously: "What is it to pick up money, I can tell you, we are really angry as little people today!" ”

"Wow!"

"Vent evil spirits? Could it be that there was a fight? ”

"It's not that we're going to hit you, just your thin little body, let alone beating people, it's already a blessing not to be beaten!"

Several people had disbelief written on their faces in capital letters.

In order to make a few people believe, Li Yibai immediately told the series of unfortunate things that happened to the boss Huang Zhiqiang that he had just witnessed, of course, in order to avoid arousing suspicion, he selectively skipped the part about the bad luck charm.

However, after listening to this, several people looked calm.

Because they don't take it very seriously.

In fact, it is really difficult for them to take it seriously, after all, no matter how unlucky a person is, it is impossible to be unlucky to this extent, first stepped on a banana peel and slipped, and then the electric shock mobile phone was also broken, and then he drank mung bean soup and knocked out his teeth, sat on a chair and was smashed by the chandelier on the ceiling, and finally it was a real fall in porcelain, this TM film, right?

There could be no such unlucky person on the cliff!

If it really exists, then there is only one possibility.

The man was already dead!

However, that person must not be dead, otherwise who paid Li Yibai's salary, so ah, this matter was deliberately exaggerated by Li Yibai, and the boss of Huang Zhiqiang would definitely not be so unlucky, maybe he just had a car accident!

Li Yibai's expression was quite speechless, "Look at your expressions, I don't believe what I said!" ”

Several people also looked at Li Yibai speechlessly, and said in their hearts, how do you want us to believe it?

Li Yibai didn't care whether his roommates believed it or not, anyway, he believed it, because he knew the power of bad luck charms.

As soon as he mentioned the bad luck charm, he remembered the red envelope he snatched from Sun Wukong - the perspective eye, although that thing needs to be triggered by chance, this is indeed a bit of a cheat, but something is better than nothing!

Click into the bag!

Click the Take Out button!

A flash of golden light flashed suddenly!

The two mysterious ghosts seemed to have life, and they automatically converged towards Li Yibai's eyes, and after fully entering, that kind of mysterious ghost light suddenly appeared in his pupils, but this kind of ghost light flashed away, and finally disappeared, but it can't be said to have disappeared completely, but it seems to be buried in the bottom of a deep lake, if there is no external call, it will definitely not come out easily.

Li Yibai doesn't believe in this evil, if you don't appear, I will keep trying, master, until you appear!

Once!

Twice!

……

Five times!

……

Ten times!

Fifteen times!

Twenty times!

At the beginning, he thought that this see-through eye, which was simplified from the fiery eye, could still succeed once out of ten times, but the result was that he still looked up to this see-through eye, and now his grandmother has tried twenty times, and not a single success!

How did this make him happy?

Wu Youdian saw Li Yibai, who had just entered the bedroom humming a song, and suddenly became so depressed, thinking that it was because they didn't believe his words just now and were deeply shocked, so he hurriedly changed his words: "Okay, okay, I believe you, I believe you, can't I believe you?" Huang Zhiqiang really stepped on a banana peel...... Really electrocuted...... Really ......"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"There are indeed such unlucky people in the world, take me as an example, I also encountered a huge unlucky thing, I can stuff my teeth when I drink cold water!"

Liang Taiping and the two hurriedly helped on the side.

However, Li Yibai turned a deaf ear to the words of several people, and instead lowered his head and looked intently at Wu's dark crotch, and at a certain moment when he lowered his head, no one noticed that a mysterious luster flashed in his pupils!

This is the clairvoyant eye in effect!

Although it was only for a moment, Li Yibai also saw quite remarkable things!

Several others were curious!

I'm sorry, did you listen to a few of us? And what's the deal with you staring at the crotch of your boss all the time?

Could it be that you Li Yibai has any special fetishes for that part of men? Oh my God, we've slept with a for so many years!

At this time, Li Yibai's words were even more surprising, "I said boss, are your underwear out of color?" ”

"Panties out of color?" After Wu Youdian's face stiffened for a moment, he hurriedly waved his hand, "What are you talking about?" I just bought these panties from the internet, famous brand! How is it possible to lose color? ”

"That's right, how can designer underwear lose color?"

"Besides, the boss's panties have fallen color, how do you know? Have you seen it with your own eyes, or do you have clair? ”

The expressions on Liang Taiping's faces were the same as when they first heard Li Yibai talk about those unlucky things.

Li Yibai raised his eyebrows at this time, and looked at Wu Youdian with a strange smile, "Really?" That someone's two quails...... What about the eggs that are half green and half intact? ”

What kind of eggs?

What is half green and half intact?

Liang Taiping and the others were even more confused when they heard it, and they said in their hearts that they would not listen to your nonsense if they were a normal person!

"Blue? Oh my God, how do you know? At this time, Wu Youdian suddenly screamed as if he had been stepped on his tail, and the expression on his face was shocked. It is said that two days ago, when he was booing, he noticed this phenomenon, and afterwards he hurried to the hospital to see it, and the doctor suggested that he cut off the part of the green!

He was scared half to death!

, although the eggs are small, but this is the capital of the inheritance, so it was cut? He must not regret dying?

Of course, he didn't suspect that the underwear had fallen color, but the one he bought his underwear online was a flagship store!

How is it possible for a flagship store to sell fakes?

But now after Li Yibai's reminder, he completely shook his senses, and it turned out that he really bought a fake!

Wu You's dark lungs are about to explode, paralyzed, and Lao Tzu will no longer believe in the so-called flagship store in the future!

"What's going on?"

"Is the second child really right? Are your panties really out of color? ”

Liang Taiping's expressions were quite strange.

Wu Youdian told this secret with tears in his eyes.

After Liang Taiping and the two listened, they looked at Li Yibai's gaze and felt like they had seen a ghost!

I wipe it, I can see it through my pants? Doesn't this mean that now the two of them have been seen by Li Yibai!

It's terrifying!

Gotta stay away from him!

Li Yibai couldn't laugh or cry about this, in fact, he wanted to explain that he was not interested in men at all, but the problem was-

These guys don't give him a chance at all, seeing him is like seeing a plague god!

I knew that I didn't mention it just now, and his underwear fell off color!

Li Yibai regretted in his heart.