It's a hilarious article a long time ago, and now I'm taking it out and revisiting it. www.biquge.info This article is reprinted, original author: Yang Yiduo

If Tang Seng and apprentice are a family, Tang Seng is the child, Wukong is the mother, Zhu Bajie is the father who is lazy and lazy, and Sha Seng is the child who goes to the city to work and stay at home.

Tang Seng is the age of elementary school, and he has been weak since he was a child, but he is good at homework. Although it's obedient, he doesn't like sports, and he has to Goku to carry it on and off on a bicycle every day when he goes to school. However, this child has a good nature, but his ability to distinguish between good and bad people is a little poor, and he was enthusiastic about showing the way to traffickers, but he was almost abducted and kidnapped. Although Tang Taizong, the school's little bully, was at his table and said that he wanted to cover him, he was still timid and afraid, and called his mother when he was in trouble. Usually nagging, talking to himself, seems to be not good at socializing with classmates, suspected of having a mother-lover complex, every time his mother Wukong returns to his parents' house in anger, he will hum and chirp, can't sleep, can't eat.

Wukong's mother has a somewhat impatient personality and an extremely pungent style. Although he came from a humble background and looked a little worse, he was born smart, studied in 985 key colleges, took makeup skills, and changed his face with both hands and three brushes. But because there is no one above, I can only work in the mortal world after graduation, unlike Chang'e, who has a complex background and can walk in the sky with a rabbit. It is said that people are also stuffed with their teeth, originally arrogant, picking fat and thin, who expected to be stunned for a while, looked away, and became a happy enemy with Zhu Bajie. After marriage, pots and pans often rub against each other; When he was disappointed, he shifted his feelings and put his mind on the child, not allowing Tang Seng to have the slightest mistake and fright. And because her husband Bajie is afraid of everything and incompetent, he has to come out by himself in terms of size and situation, so that he is resolute and fearful, far and near. It's just that he has been under the pressure of life for a long time, and it is inevitable to provoke the picking and pinching of the small citizens, and he once fell in love with the rolling pin that the plumber Dragon King's family was using, but he didn't say a word and took it home for himself.

Bajie's father is lackluster, but he will boast about himself. said that he was once a prince charming, but he was jealous because of his affection, so it was difficult to be reincarnated, and because he was not familiar with the road conditions, he accidentally went down with his face when he landed. When he was young, he was greedy and lustful, and even lost all his property; The work is perfunctory, and the job bowl has been smashed repeatedly. After marriage, he still had bad habits, and was once detained for molesting a young woman from Gao Laozhuang; But he didn't learn a lesson, and often threatened his wife Wukong, saying that he would divorce and go to the Gao family. He never does housework, but he is still a mother-in-law; Timid as a mouse, but loves to watch people fight; I also like to play with my tongue, holding a handful of tickles all day long, and the east family talks about the west family after speaking. Although people are full of fat, they are greedy for food, where is the smell of food, but they never remember Wukong and his mother in their hearts. Virtue is like this, no wonder the child Tang Seng does not stick to his father, only to his mother!

Sha Seng is kind-hearted, although the child Tang Seng calls him the second big, but under the fence, it is inevitable that the position at home is the most embarrassing. In order not to go back to his hometown of Liushahe to sell coolies and pan for sand, in order to work in the city to earn more money and send it home, Sha Seng had to swallow his anger and borrow his brother-in-law's house. Although he is lazy, Sha Seng is diligent with his hands and feet, washing dishes, feeding dogs, carrying gas, and relying on him for dirty work inside and outside the house. Seeing that his sister-in-law Wukong had the final say in everything at home, Sha Seng was a little afraid of his sister-in-law in addition to respect. That time, the sister-in-law returned to her parents' house in a daze, and Sha Seng also came forward to say good things to her sister-in-law. Seeing that the child Tang Seng was the heart of his sister-in-law, Sha Seng regarded the child as his own relative, so he often ran errands back and forth to help the child, which was really embarrassing for him!

To say that the social relationship of Tang Seng's family is not complicated. The child's homeroom teacher is Guanyin Bodhisattva, it is said that the students she trained will be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University in the future, and now she is extremely concerned about Tang Seng, so Wukong, who is a mother, is grateful and in awe of Guanyin. That Jade Emperor is the headmaster of the school, and this person has a smelly and large shelf. However, due to the indiscriminate fees at the beginning of the school year, Wukong's mother went to make a big fuss in the principal's office, so that when he thought of Tang Seng's mother, the principal's scalp was numb. It is the Buddha who can still have some relationship with Tang Seng's family, but he and the Jade Emperor are card friends, and they will shout to go to mahjong together every once in a while. That time, Wukong made a big fuss in the principal's office, and it was still the last persuasion of the Buddha - because the Buddha is the leader, and he is still directly in charge of Tang Seng and his violent mother in the unit.

It's also a hassle to raise a child, and the mother's fiery eyes are wide open at any time, but I'm afraid that if you don't pay attention to Tang Seng, you will be spoiled by those goblins.

But there was one exception, that is, Tang Seng participated in a classmate's birthday party and went to his daughter King's house. At that time, Wukong planned in his heart, if the child Tang Seng could recruit the king's family, wouldn't he be a mother and enjoy happiness!

――In fact, which family in the world is not like Tang Seng? Around, for a child, parents are fully armed, all day long, fighting and killing. Think about it, the process of breaking the hearts of parents all over the world and raising their children with hard work is not the life cartoon of Tang monks and apprentices who have gone through hardships and learned from the West?