Chapter 5 Grab two red envelopes in a row!
I'll rob!
Double!
Not doubled!
All right...... I think it's crooked, this is not a happy landlord, but a red envelope.
Li Yibai is well versed in the three-word mantra of grabbing red envelopes, fast! Permit! Vicious! Almost at the moment when his finger poked the big red envelope, a system message appeared:
"You received the red envelope of the Monkey King."
Li Yibai had a chrysanthemum-like smile on his face, and then couldn't wait to enter the Qiankun bag.
I saw that in the originally empty Qiankun bag, there was an eye icon with a mysterious luster.
After the finger is placed on it, a text automatically pops up to explain: simplified by the fiery eye, it can have the ability to see through after use, and only by chance, this ability can be revealed.
"Serendipity?"
Li Yibai touched his nose speechlessly, the word chance sounds quite lofty, but in fact, to put it bluntly, isn't it all about luck? Ten attempts on the fluoroscopy function may only succeed three or four times in the end, but judging from the urine of this simplified version, it would be good to succeed once out of ten!
But no matter what, he Li Yibai is still very lucky!
Other ordinary people just want to have this opportunity, but they don't have that ability!
This is the capital of pride!
In the group.
It's quite lively at this time.
Originally, Li Yibai's big red envelope just now had made the group crazy for a while, and the appearance of Sun Wukong's big red envelope can be said to have brought the atmosphere in the group to a peak!
Stimulated by these big red envelopes, many immortals couldn't help but give out red envelopes, Lei Gong, Electric Mother, Erlang God, Roaring Sky Dog (this may probably be considered a fairy) ......, and those immortals who don't bubble often also came to send them!
At this time, no one in the group spoke, and there were red envelopes everywhere!
At this moment, it is not an exaggeration to use the rain of red envelopes to describe the scene of the Heavenly Court chat group, because the chat software on Li Yibai's side keeps refreshing, and the red envelopes keep appearing, as if it is raining!
Li Yibai looked at the red envelopes that filled the screen, and the chrysanthemum-like smile on his face was already full of mountains!
I'll take it, such a big wave of red envelopes, wouldn't I Li Yibai be developed and developed? A promotion and a raise? Marrying Bai Fumei? Reaching the pinnacle of life?
However, the reality is always cruel, and before it took long, a series of system messages to beat Li Yibai appeared!
"Lei Gong's red envelope has been snatched up!"
"The red envelope of the electric mother has been snatched up!"
"Erlang God's red envelope has been snatched up!"
"The red envelope of the Howling Sky Dog has been snatched up!"
"The red envelope of the father-in-law of the land has been robbed!"
"The red envelope of the barefoot immortal has been robbed!"
……
Dare to ask what's the saddest thing in the world?
At this moment, Li Yibai has the most right to speak!
That is, I saw that a large wave of red envelopes was about to fall on my face, but I didn't expect the red envelopes to be robbed by a large group of people halfway!
It's not started yet!
It's over!
Tainyima hits people!
The expression on Li Yibai's face came to a 180-degree rotation at that time, your uncle, can you still play happily? But fortunately, his psychological quality is excellent, otherwise if his psychological quality is a little worse, maybe there will be such a local news tomorrow -
A certain student of Songshan University jumped from the second floor of the school because he couldn't bear the blow of not being able to grab the red envelope, and finally died due to ineffective rescue!
And just when Li Yibai doubted his life, Zhu Bajie stood up and stood up with a posture that he was about to give out red envelopes!
Zhu Bajie: (smiling) Haha, since Brother Monkey has given out red envelopes, wouldn't I, as a junior brother, weaken the prestige of our junior brothers if I don't send one?
Lei Gong: That's a good point!
Electronist: That's a good point!
Sun Wukong: It's okay to be a nerd, when you used to learn the scriptures, you were asked to give out money, when didn't you cry your father and call your mother?
Fairy Chang'e: It's rare that Tianpeng said a human word, (shy and shy) Tianpeng, today I allow you to come to my Guanghan Palace to talk!
Howling Dog: Woohoo!
Barefoot Daxian: Damn, scare Lao Tzu! Erlang God, take care of your single dog, don't let him bark all day long!
Erlang God: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my dog is so excited, I can't help it! Thank you for your understanding!
……
The immortals in the group were very high, but Li Yibai, who was deeply hit, didn't pay much attention to these, even if Zhu Bajie's red envelope appeared on his mobile phone screen, he just relied on the instinct to grab the red envelope and click it casually.
But the next second!
The expression on Li Yibai's face once again ushered in a 180-degree spin!
"You received Zhu Bajie's red envelope!"
Your uncle's!
Is this TM okay?
Li Yibai couldn't cry or laugh a little, just after making so much effort to click on them one by one, his fingers were about to cramp, but you told me that the red envelopes were all snatched, and now I don't have that mind, but you told me that I grabbed it again?
Holy!
Do you want to play with me like that?
This day, my little heart!
If you want me to say that if you want to exercise your mental quality in the future, don't do any rock climbing, and don't do any extreme sports such as bungee jumping!
You asked: If you don't engage in extreme sports, how can you exercise your mental quality?
Li Yibai straightened his tie, if any.
"Heavenly Court Chat Group."
"You deserve it!"
All of the above are jokes, but Li Yibai has now figured it out a little, this red envelope is not something you can grab if you want to, and the red envelope you can grab must be related to yourself.
For example, he was able to grab Yue Lao's red envelope before, it was Yue Lao who praised him for the good of Cupid's arrow, he just grabbed it, just now the red envelope of the Great Sage, he also said good things, although Zhu Bajie does not belong to this situation, but the relationship between Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong is not ordinary, eat and live together, and love brothers!
From the twists and turns of grabbing the red envelope, Li Yibai realized a wise saying:
I want to send more red envelopes!
Isn't there an old saying that says it well? There is a give-and-take!
Today's red envelopes are for tomorrow to harvest more red envelopes!
However, Li Yibai didn't sigh for long, and he was shocked to realize that there were countless pairs of eyes looking at him!
Sure enough, as soon as he turned his head, he saw the other three guys in the dormitory staring at him without blinking
Li Yibai's expression was quite helpless, "What are you doing!" ”
Wu Youdian and the three of them couldn't wait to eat Li Yibai!
"What are we doing?"
"Ask yourself what you've done!"
"You don't know.,Just now our school's post bar exploded.,The reason is a few photos.,In the photos, our school's school flower Sun Weiwei is actually very close to a silk man.,Although the man has only one back.,But I also know that the back turned to ashes! That's you! ”
"Your uncle's talent turned to ashes!" Li Yibai scolded with a smile, "I was able to meet her on the bus, it was pure luck!" ”
Of course, this is not luck, it is all the effect of the red thread of the old moon, but this secret, he will definitely not tell anyone, even if it is a buddy in the dormitory.
"Holy!"
"It's really more popular than people!"
"It's so unfair, this kind of good thing can be met by you! Also TM is on the bus! If you take the bus in the future, you have to say hello to me in advance! ”