Chapter 072 Recite it silently 800 times a day
"Do you think it's ridiculous for this kind of thing to be competitive?"
"I didn't say that."
"You didn't say it, but you must have thought it in your heart. You must be thinking, I'm a shameless woman, aren't I? ”
"It's not!" Yang withered and explained; "Competition is a very necessary thing, and everyone has the right to pursue sexual happiness. No one has the right to deny anyone's definition of sexual bliss! The dragon girl can do this, it can only be said that the dragon girl is true temperament, and she does not hide her true thoughts in her heart......"
Yang Wei's boast.
Philia thought to herself; "Sycophancy, this Yang Wei can be regarded as a strong man in the Mahayana period!" (Do you want to complain, for Mao even the strong people in the Mahayana period have to come out to make a cameo?) I'm writing like this, what can you do?? )
Philia thought to herself; "This is called sycophancy? This man named Yang Wei is doing a good job of patting his ass. (Filina said) The author is going to die, people don't talk like that! ”)
Unsuspecting; "I've never seen such a shameless man! His sycophancy has already cultivated to the Great Perfection realm! (Unprecept said;) Don't ask me! I don't even know what the hell the Dzogchen realm is!! ”)
The dragon beast didn't have to think about it, and said directly; "Author, get out! You can't sway my thoughts. ”
"Author-kun?"
Yang Wei can't be confused if he doesn't want to!
"I'm sorry, I just spit out."
"Oh." Yang Wei nodded as if he didn't understand.
To get back to the point, Yang Wei still has to continue the problem; "What's going on with the last Qian family, is it possible...... Could it be ......" Yang Wei was embarrassed to say this.
He was afraid that if he said this, he would be beaten to death!
"Say whatever you want, for Mao?"
All right! Yang Wei gritted his teeth secretly; "Die or die!" Just listen to Yang Wei; "What I can't understand the most is the money in the end! Could it be that breaking away from the father-son relationship can also improve that ability? ”
Shrimp? This time it was the dragon beast's turn to look confused.
The dragon beast never dared to think that Yang Wei could say such a remark?
Philia was the first to hold back, "Haha! You guy......" Filia leaned back with a smile, stretched out his hand and pointed at Yang Wei's Qianqianyu hand was still trembling, which was enough to express Filia's state at the moment.
Filina was not as exaggerated as Filia, she just covered her mouth and snickered.
As the eldest sister, the dragon beast is naturally in a state of holding back a smile.
Wujie, who was hiding behind the gazebo, really wanted to rush to beat Yang Wei! Unsuspecting; "Are you a tease invited by the monkeys? Who told me that severing the father-son relationship can improve that ability! ”
"I really don't know how to describe your remarks."
"Am I not right?" Yang Wei stared at the dragon beast, looking like a baby who was not lightly injured.
That state is saying; "The baby is bitter, but the baby doesn't say it!"
"Yes, that's right!" The dragon beast nodded very seriously, "You can go home and try this method, and you will know whether it works or not." ”
"I don't want to try." Yang Wei immediately said; "There are not many idiots like money in the world!"
Those who are named and said to be idiots, without precepts, can only endure for the time being.
The undisciplined heart desperately admonishes himself; "Now is not the time to be impulsive, there will be opportunities in the future, and now you can't spoil the big thing of the dragon beast."
"You dare to say that Qian Dashao is an idiot, don't you know that this Qian Dashao is a person who holds grudges? If he hears it, he won't let you go, so be careful. ”
"I'm not a grudge!" Unsuspecting, bitter in heart.
Just like Yang Wei before, the state of Wujie at this time is that the baby is bitter, but the baby doesn't say it!
"Miss Dragon, it turns out that you care about me so much." Yang Wei was flattered.
From the words of the dragon beast, he could feel that the dragon beast cared for him and did not let him suffer the slightest grievance.
I don't know where I got it!
"I should care about you." The dragon beast is still the same dragon beast, "Didn't I say it before?" Of these people, you are the only one I admire the most, and you don't want to disappoint me. ”
The dragon beasts have already said this, what else can Yang Wei say?
"Miss Long, you can rest assured, in these three days, I won't eat a little thing, I won't drink a sip of water, and I won't sleep, I will definitely try my best to be perfect and beat all competitors!"
"I can see you so confident, and I can be relieved."
The appreciation of the dragon beast is Yang Wei's biggest motivation, but Yang Wei still has something unclear, "Dragon girl, why did that Qian Dashao break off the father-son relationship with his father?" "If you don't understand, you have to ask, this is a question that Yang Wei is very puzzled about.
"It's a serious problem." The dragon beast thought for a moment, and then said; "Maybe Qian Dashao is afraid that something will happen to me."
Shrimp? Yang Wei looked confused.
"What do you mean?"
"Call you an idiot, you still don't admit it." At this time, Philia is very important, "To put it simply, it is worried that the father of the family will turn the sister paper that he worked so hard to get home into a little mother." ”
"Uh......"
Yang Wei had an epiphany in an instant.
The one who knows the dragon beast best is Philia, which cannot be denied!
Philia was always paying attention to the dragon beast, and when she saw the dragon beast's refusal to drag the car, Philia was naturally very surprised. No, as soon as the dragon beast caught fire, Philia drove wildly!
Who is the most angry? Naturally, it is the no-ring hiding behind the gazebo!
"Philia, you wait for me!" Unsuspecting thought viciously in his heart! Thinking of this problem, Wujie thought of a very serious problem, just like Philia said, Wujie really has to ask his father to ask him clearly.
He didn't want the dragon beast to be his mother!
In fact, his worries were unnecessary! What kind of eyesight is that little dragon beast, she can't even look down on Wujie, how can she have any thoughts about his father without ring? If you want to say that you have a mind, unless it's a dragon beast brain pump!
Not to mention that Wujie is depressed, the dragon beast is also very depressed.
"It's not ignited yet, and you're in a hurry to drag race?" The dragon beast glared at Philia, really too lazy to talk about her.
"I can't be blamed for that." Philia was very aggrieved, "I can guess that's what you mean." ”
Did I mean that? The little dragon beast asked himself, is that really what it means!
Filina didn't think much of it, but thought of a question; "Little Feifei has become so evil!"
Yang Wei, who understood in seconds after being reminded by Philia, also thought of a question; "That's a real problem." Glancing at the dragon beast, Yang Wei was even more worried, "With the appearance of the dragon girl, if she is seen by the father at home, it is really unsafe!" ”
Yang Wei has already decided that he will have a good showdown with his father when he goes back!
What Yang Wei can think, the dragon beast naturally can't guess, and if he can't guess, it won't prevent the dragon beast from talking, just listen to what the dragon beast says; "Let's talk about this today, you can go back and prepare, and see you then. Don't let me down. ”
"Alright then, I will definitely live up to the expectations of the dragon girl."
It's not that Yang Wei wants to leave, the key is that the dragon beasts have already gotten up to see off the guests, and it's not appropriate for Yang Wei to continue to stay, isn't it?
Yang Wei had just left here, and Filia couldn't wait to ask the dragon beast; "Eldest sister, are we going to find that young man now?"
"What do you want him to do, and we'll go back."
"This is going back?" Philia was stunned in understanding.
"Why do you look so surprised, do you want to walk a few more laps? Since you want to walk around a few more times, I don't have a problem with that......"
"Ghost guess a few more laps!" Philia immediately said; "It's better to go back, you can change into clothes when you go back. I don't have to run with Sister Na on my back, and I don't have to sit on these cold stone benches, my ass is still so cold, itchy......"
Who asked you this?
Whatever you say, it's good to be able to go back.
In less than half a pillar of incense, the three of them had already returned to the Qian family's compound. The former master was not at home, so Steward Zhong personally led a group of people to welcome the return of the dragon beast.
Seeing the black sister paper and the white sister paper, the dragon beast couldn't help but speak, so he said to the two beautiful sister papers; "In the future, you will be the ...... next to Ben Guliang", what kind of identity do you want to arrange?
It could be seen that the dragon beast was in a somewhat embarrassed state, and Philia naturally leaned into the dragon beast's ear and said a word; "Eldest sister, you might as well arrange the identity of a teacher for these two people. Anyway, the college is about to open, so it's a good idea to book a teacher in advance. ”
That's a really good idea.
The dragon beast immediately decided, "Your future identity is to be the teacher of the Beast Language Academy, and when you have nothing to do recently, you will contact some small animals more and try to communicate with them." ”
It's a pretty normal sentence, but it seems a little abnormal to listen to other people's ears.
Steward Zhong first asked questions; "Dragon girl, you don't teach?"
"Teach?" The dragon beast frowned, "This kind of thing depends on talent, and it can't be taught by preaching." In this way, it's okay if you're idle anyway, so I'll order someone to get some kittens, puppies and other small animals for the two sisters to use first. ”
"With?" Philia's eyes widened.
"Get out of the way!" The dragon beast directly raised its foot and kicked Philia's ass, "I've never seen you such an evil little Lori!" It's also a sister paper who lives together.,Why do you say you're so evil? ”
Philia was aggrieved.
She didn't say anything, she just said that it was useful!
kicked Philia out of the way, and these people could be regarded as seeing a footprint on Philia's pair of white butts.
"This ......"
Everyone's eyes widened in disbelief.
Philia reacted and immediately shouted; "All the men close my eyes and turn around and run backwards!"
I have seen it all, and these people naturally don't want to touch their heads.
All the men ran, but the old butler stood still.
"Old butler, you're not a man?"
"What are you talking about?" The old butler sighed and turned to run, but everyone had already run away, and he was still muttering; "Isn't it just a look, do you see the ground ...... in the middle?"
The white sister paper and the black sister paper plus Xiao Cui were surprised to grow their mouths, and Xiao Cui just opened her mouth and said; "Young lady, you are so amazing! One kick was able to kick out two gaps there. ”
Filina couldn't look at it, covered her face, and thought helplessly of such a sentence in her heart; "Sister, what kind of eyes are you! The gap is so neat that it can be kicked out with one foot! ”
"Xiaocui, you still don't take me to change clothes."
Xiao Cui was named by Philia, so naturally she accompanied Philia to change clothes. Now it's just the dragon beast and the three oiran candidate sister papers that the dragon beast brought back not long ago.
"Master, how can we ......"
"Shut up!" Philia directly interrupted the white sister who was talking, "Don't call the master in the future, call me the eldest sister like little Nana." ”
"Who is little Nana?" Bai Mei asked.
"I'm little Nana." Filina simply admitted it herself.
The two sisters hurriedly realized.
Bai Mei said; "From now on, I will be a little white!"
Black Sister Paper said; "I'll be a little black from now on!"
Xiaobai, who is still not far from here, said; "Master, I don't do it! Xiaobai is my nickname, how can she call Xiaobaibai? ”
"You complain less." The dragon beast glared at Xiao Bai, and then a look of surprise appeared on his face!
The dragon beast was surprised that Xiaobai could understand human speech?
"Xiaobai, you little."
"Master, you shameless! How can you talk like that to your life-saving dog? It's so sad for you to do this.
The dragon beast would scold Xiaobai for no reason? This made the three sisters around the dragon beast very surprised, the three sisters couldn't understand what Xiaobai said, and it was difficult not to be surprised.
Now is not the time to speak, and the three of them choose to be silent for a while.
"You really understand people?"
As soon as the dragon beast said this, Xiaobai could be regarded as reacting, so he said; "Like, I can really understand people. Master, you're trying to say a word and see if I can understand. ”
"You little!"
Xiaobai is really speechless! Even the voice was a little indignant; "I didn't let you say that! As the owner of someone's house, can you be a bit of a master? What kind of thing are you? ”
"You told me to say it." The dragon beast was also very aggrieved.
"But...... I didn't let you scold me! ”
"How can I scold you." The dragon beast asked Xiaobai directly; "What are you saying yourself, aren't you a little?"
What is it?
There were countless question marks crossed in the head, and in the end, they were all denied by Xiaobai one by one! Xiaobai finally came to the conclusion that; "I'm really a little!" Xiaobai suddenly found that he was a little loveless.
To tell you the truth, it's the biggest insult to yourself!
Finding Xiaobai's abnormality, the dragon beast naturally stepped forward to comfort him; "Xiaobai, don't think about it. Actually, it's a matter of perception! You were originally a little, and it was you who forcibly reversed your concept and did not position yourself as a dog! I'm sure if you could reverse that notion, you wouldn't mind being told that. ”
"How do you reverse that?"
"That's a short answer." The dragon beast gave advice directly; "You have to meditate in your heart 800 times a day in the future, I am a little, I am a little......"