Chapter 88: Be Careful
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when Sneijder returned to normal, and then laughed. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"Yes!" Regel smiled and looked sideways at Cheng Qianxun, who was standing next to him with tears in her eyes: "She found a way to bring you back." ā
"And, of course, the great Mammon, and the mighty and benevolent steward." Rudolph hastened to add.
The manager raised his eyebrows, nodded very respectfully, and said falsely politely: "You're welcome, willing to serve the distinguished guests." ā
"Actually, it's all the result of everyone's help." Cheng Qianxun smiled with tears: "I'll tell you about this later." ā
"Get up!" Gordon stretched out his hand, picked Snedra up, patted him on the shoulder, raised his head slightly, and smiled with a brotherly expression characteristic of special forces: "Welcome home." ā
"Thank you!" Sneijder was also very excited, but he immediately noticed that something was wrong.
This is obvious, in the past, he was about ten centimeters shorter than Gordon, his head was up to Gordon's eyebrows, and he needed to raise his head slightly to speak, but now Gordon talked to him in reverse. He's half a head taller than Gordon!
Turning his head again, he was actually the same height as the tallest Legel, or even higher. Looking down at Cheng Qianxun, he became more and more petite, only to his squeaky nest.
He looked down again, and was stunned for a moment: "This... ā
"Your body is so rotten and smelly, so change it." Rudolph rubbed his hands, looked Sneijder up and down, and exclaimed: "It's a masterpiece, it's perfect!" ā
"Of course, do you know whose body it is?" The steward held his head up unusually triumphantly, as if as a prelude to showing off.
Gordon guessed, "Adam's?" ā
"Adam?" The steward sneered contemptuously: "It is said that human beings were created by gods in their own image, and now you should also know that human beings evolved from monkeys. Think about the earliest hominid you humans have found to walk upright, and if this body is Adam, it should be a hairy gorilla. ā
"Whose is that?" Sneijder looked down again: "This is too exaggerated, isn't it?" ā
"Exaggerating what?" The manager covered his mouth with his fingers delicately and smiled: "This is made by the underworld according to the proportions of tens of thousands of human men's most famous and beautiful bodies, no matter whether men and women will scream for it when they see it, no matter the height, length, every cent of the body, it is so perfect." ā
Snead smiled wryly and reached into the middle of his hand to weigh it, "Including this?" I used to be not small, and this one is like a bull! ā
"Poof~" The men all burst out laughing, and Cheng Qianxun's face became redder and redder.
The manager still smiled and said: "Whoever told you humans to like big ones, of course, this is also carefully calculated, a little smaller is less courageous, and a larger one is really a beast, the size of this one is just right!" ā
"What's the use of big?" Sneijder held this part with his hand, so big that even one hand could not stop the spring light: "Michelangelo's statue of David is not carved like this. ā
"Oh!" The chief manager danced with his eyebrows: "Because we are all pragmatists, of course, the combination of beauty and practicality can reflect our characteristics." If you don't believe it, you can try it now, and the quality is guaranteed to be exceptionally reliable and strong! ā
The men laughed worse and worse, and they were simply overjoyed!
"That's a good point!" Legel patted Sneijder on the shoulder and looked his strong and perfect body up and down: "Don't be happy to get benefits, what man doesn't want such a body?" Oh my God, these two pectoral muscles, I haven't been able to get this effect after practicing for so long. Can I touch it? ā
"Die!" Sneijder immediately took a step back to avoid the way: "When did you become a?" ā
"Of course I won't, but it's hard for others to say!" Legel pouted at Rudolph, who was twice as big as his eyes next to him, much to Sneijder's embarrassment.
"Let's let Snead get dressed!" Cheng Qianxun raised his hand.
"Don't!" Three men shouted at the same time.
Rudolph seemed to be a little intoxicated and fascinated: "What a good body, this is simply the most beautiful art, how can it be covered up with vulgar things." ā
Regel smiled and said, "If you want to change it, change it into a transparent set for Snead to wear." ā
"You guys!" Snead gritted his teeth, "I hope this body strength and punching speed are fast enough, and I will beat you all up later." ā
was teasing Sneid, when suddenly a howl came out of the darkness: "Ah~! ā
The high-pitched voice was so terrifying that it reverberated in the depths of darkness. Then I heard someone shouting, "My baby, where is my most precious treasure?" ā
Satan Mammon, who was sitting on the throne, emerged from the darkness and looked left and right as if in an unusually anxious manner: "My servant, have you seen my treasure?" ā
"My master!" The steward bowed respectfully: "You have countless treasures, may I ask which one?" ā
"It's the body of a god, yes..." Mammon eagerly searched everywhere, and when her blood-red gaze stayed on Sneijder, she stopped moving, stared incredulously for a long time, and immediately cried out, "Why is it here?" ā
The manager saluted again: "Master, because his body is so rotten, I helped him return one." ā
Everyone's eyes flashed, and Mammon had scurried from the throne to Snead.
There was no need to retreat, as if the carpet had stretched out of its own accord, moving them to the side and making way for them.
The unusually tall mammon was about three meters tall, and it walked on the ground like a wolf with its hands and forelimbs. With his long tail in tow, he circled around Sneijder, who was holding the middle, and stared at it with blood-red eyes.
Snead didn't dare to move, and let Mammon, with its bat-winged and pitch-black body, surround him like a beast more like a monster, looking him up and down at his body.
Sure enough, it's the body! Mammon stood up sharply, and stood there with her fists in the chest, and the two hooves and feet of the ox paused back and forth and howled: "It's this, it's this! If you want to change your body, you can't take this, this is my treasure, I don't want to change any amount of treasure, you actually use it for mortals. ā
From the nightmarish look around Sneijder to the heart-pounding appearance of beating his chest, it was really scary and ridiculous.
The manager was stunned for a moment, and then as if he had come to his senses, he bent his knees in fright and fell to his knees suddenly: "Yes, why should I use this for him?" Master, what happened to me just now, I first thought of this... ā
Mammon raised his hands and grabbed the hairless, black lacquer head, and said in shame, "It must be some guy who is jealous of my possession of this treasure, so he deliberately let you replace it." These damn guys, let me know who it is, I'm not done with him! ā
Although everyone still has no understanding of what happened, it is clear that this body is a treasure to Mammon.
Seeing Mammon screaming and jumping like a child who had been robbed of sugar, everyone couldn't help laughing, and the thrill of revenge was really enjoyable.
"What then? It's all already on. The chief muttered, "But if you remove it now, the neck connection part of the flesh will be stained with mortal flesh." ā
Everyone looked nervously at the scene in front of them, and they didn't dare to speak.
"That's just wait, wait!" Mammon was so angry that white smoke came out of his nose and mouth, and his whole person was like a volcano about to erupt.
"Master, it's only thirteen days, and it's going to pass soon." The steward was still on his knees, cautiously speaking.
With her hands behind her back, Mammon took two steps back and forth in exasperation, and then her huge body shook violently, shrinking to the height of Sneijder.
Originally, he wanted to grab Sneijder's shoulder, probably for fear of breaking it, so his hand, which had long slender black nails, gently touched precious silk, for fear that any roughness would cause a hook.
His dark face seemed to be smiling, revealing Bai Sensen's fangs, trying his best to restrain his anger, and said softly: "Be careful, don't break it, as long as there is a little wound on it... I'm going to stomp your head flat! ā
The last sentence was uttered through gritted teeth, and the tone was definitely threatening and warning.
When Mammon had finished speaking, he turned around, his two paws stretched and contracted as if grasping something, and he made a series of crisp sounds of bones rubbing, and he was so angry that he threw up his head and howled loudly.
The loud noise shook everyone's ears, and their bodies trembled with the vibration of the howl.
Mammon returned to the throne in a flash, glaring at Sneijder's body in a puff and disappearing into the darkness without saying a word.
Guan breathed a sigh of relief, stood up from the ground, and wiped his forehead slightly with his hand.
Cheng Qianxun also took advantage of the gap to help Snead put on a set of clothes, and he had been naked for a long time.
The manager looked at Snead and reminded, "You're so lucky, enjoy this body, and I'll replace the other one for you in thirteen days." ā
"This one is very good, no need to change it!" Everyone said one after another, saying that if they changed to something else, it would be worse than this. I was all smiling in my heart, and I never thought that I would get benefits from Satan. Now that you have it, how can you let it go so easily.
After thinking about it, the manager said helplessly: "Okay, I'll ask Lord Mammon to repair his original body and replace it with his original body, okay?" ā
The requirements should not be too excessive, and everyone will agree.
After the manager spit out, a smile appeared on his face again: "Okay, are you dining or taking a bath now, or do you need special services?" ā
Cheng Qianxun pointed his fingers one by one, quickly turning everyone's dirty clothes into clean clothes, and then said, "Let's eat." ā
"Yes!" After the steward put the scepter under his armpit, he raised his hands and patted it, and immediately a lavish banquet and numerous servants appeared not far from the space.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy it!" He bowed flatteringly.
It's polite, I haven't eaten since the morning, and I was almost eaten by zombies. The half-cooked venison that we ate last night had already been digested, and everyone immediately ran over, grabbing a piece of delicacy and stuffing it into their mouths without even holding a plate.
After stuffing some like a beast, he picked up the whole favorite dish, found a place to sit down, and ate while eating, everyone still ate and lit it inarticulately, and asked the servants to bring it all: "This plate, and that plate of hoof meat." "Roast turkey, jam." "Butter, steak, quick!" "Fry me eight eggs." (To be continued.) )