Cuteness is justice, so - pseudo-mother is justice

"Ahhh Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info has been like this, and his expression is serious, and he is silent-ah! Is it that he is fighting against the dark side of his body? If you win, you can blur it? Yes? ”

Just when I tilted my head and didn't know where to run in a daze, I was suddenly accosted by an uncle's voice.

But in such a desolate place, it would be incredible if I were to say that the person who spoke was a guy who wanted to vent to a young and cute high school girl like me because of the unsatisfactory life.

At this moment, this event is already an incredible level above Amuro! ――Even if I say that, no one will refute it, but if anyone is so uninteresting, please spare me for the sake of my cuteness.

Loveliness is justice, isn't that the truth of the world!

"Na na, I said Xiao Zaiae. There is also a limit to ignoring people, and the self-esteem of the gods has been hurt! Yes? ”

By the way, I see.

Although it seems that he used his cute advantage to try to make everyone tolerate me or something, this little thing is put aside for now, and now I am not talking to a lonely uncle or a hormone-ridden bad boy, but a god who lives on my little green snake hair ornament.

Yes, although I, a good student who should have been lying obediently in the warm bed at home in the middle of the mountains, worrying about the unfinished homework and looking forward to dessert tomorrow afternoon, was now chatting with the wreckage of a god with the voice of an uncle, this was not a terrible story in some strange story, and I did not feel that my current behavior was any different from that of going to afternoon tea with a guy who could still talk.

I'm going to change the world -- but honestly, I don't really feel about it. What I'm more concerned about now than this incident is that I completely forgot about the ritual snake god who was staying on the hair ornament for a moment.

If it's the reason for my bad memory, it's too much.,I'm still very confident in my memory.,If it's something I forget, I definitely won't remember it so quickly.,Even if the person is talking to me in my ear, I can't immediately remember the identity of the other party.,That's how confident!

Speaking of which, the feeling of that moment just now was not so much a forgetfulness as a sudden lack of something in my mind, to use a slightly malicious description - a string was missing from my head, probably this is the feeling.

I don't remember at all.

Why.

"I don't have that kind of thing in my body, and I'm not some orange-headed Grim Reaper, besides, that's not the dark side of myself, that's the real Moon Slasher, and by the way, the black-haired uncle is the Exterminator."

I wasn't surprised why the self-proclaimed Serpent of Ritual was so aware of the current popular ACG culture, because he had been taken aback before, and it was even more shocking than seeing its moon-devouring body. As for its interpretation - because he is a god. It's as simple as that.

Ah, the identity of a god is really convenient, and I want one too. Can I buy 100 yen at a convenience store? Or do you have to buy online, is it a limited item sold exclusively by Amazon? It's a rare thing that you have to have a computer with a good internet connection to grab it, so you can update the equipment of the computer as soon as you get home.

"You can spoil Uncle Ben so indifferently, you are such a ruthless woman, Xiao Sanae. Yes? ”

"What are you talking about, you said it wrong, I'm just correcting it."

"Ahh Kindness? ”

"What, that, that sounds so uncomfortable, ah. Are you that?,The kind of guy who can't tell the difference between anime and anime.,And then misinterpret these two words casually.,When someone else comes to correct it, you look amazing and say that you can do whatever you like.,It's really troublesome to be a guy who cares about it.-Is this an unpleasant guy.。 Damn, what kind of nerveless would make such a brainless move, elementary school student? What's wrong with maintaining the right stuff! ”

"The right thing? Kosanae, what are you talking about, are you going to have something good? Even I knew that what was right in the mouth of human beings was nothing more than something that was beneficial to oneself -- that the whole universe revolved around the earth just because it was happy, which was the perception of human beings all over the world at that time. So sometimes even the gods are surprised by the waywardness of human beings. Kindness? ”

"Hah...... It's really irrefutable, and I've been frustrated for the first time I've seen it in a long time. ”

"Speaking of which, aren't there now?"

"What?"

"That's it, that, it's not very popular now--pseudo-mother! Kindness? ”

"Huh? What's wrong with the pseudo-mother, isn't it good? ”

"That's what's the problem.,It's obviously the act of same-sex love that was once hated.,Now it's sweeping the world with an unstoppable momentum! Isn't it terribly scary. Kindness? ”

"No, no, no, it's not that exaggerated......"

Although it is true that it is very popular among some people.

However, it is human nature to regard that part of oneself as the whole of the world. Even if something as convenient as the Internet could easily make the world wider, it would at best be an extension in depth rather than breadth, and it would only be a matter of time before those who forgot this would suffer.

However, it is human nature. Could it be that the gods make such mistakes? Or is it because of the state of the wreckage that the form and mind of this ritual serpent are closer to those of a human? But that's impossible...... If the gods were able to understand humans so casually, then there would be no need for such things as shrine maidens and wind blessings.

But there's no need to think about it.

I'm not a god anyway, and I don't know what the gods are all about, and maybe the gods are just people who like to feast and drink, and fight like bored humans when they have nothing to do.

The gods can't understand humans, and neither can humans understand godsβ€”at least until I resurrect the self-proclaimed Serpent of Ritual to become a true Kazeju. If you try to think about it, you will just fall into a paradox of meaninglessness. This kind of inefficiency is not the way I approve of doing things.

"However, there's nothing wrong with a pseudo-mother. Isn't it great?,Even though it's a boy's body.,But it has the appearance of a beautiful girl.。 This form that can satisfy both girls and teenagers can be described as the ultimate body!! ”

"I said, Kosanae, didn't you think about basic gender issues before that...... Kindness? ”

"No problem! The gender of the pseudo-mother is the pseudo-mother! There is no such thing as a boring question of gender! ”

"Ah, if you insist on saying that, aren't you going to be the kind of self-centered guy you hated in the first place? Even if it becomes like this, is it right for you to insist on liking the pseudo-girl? Kindness? ”

"It's because there is a gap in the human psyche that it needs to be filled."

"Give up, you can't do it, even if you sleep for a few more decades, you won't open your eyes and see a strange ceiling with a secret base that a teenager like Eva dreams of. Kindness? ”

"Ahaha, just kidding. It's just that it doesn't matter if you make a mistake once in a while. If even one mistake is not allowed, isn't that too boring for such a life? ”

PS: I feel that this kind of first-person perspective is quite easy to write, but I don't know how you guys look and feel?