Pig madness Qin Xiaopang heard my words, turned around and ran, but he has gone through countless tribulations, his physical strength has long been worn out, and he is already barely doing it at this moment, where can he escape the palm of my hand?

But in the end, he was stopped. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info is Xiao Yuer.

At the beginning, the pig maniac didn't take this beautiful girl in his eyes, and played with it, but he was pressed to the ground, and after struggling to no avail, he simply lay on the ground and said motionlessly: "Woohoo, the peony flower is dead, and the ghost is also romantic......"

After saying a word, he closed his eyes and began to play dead.

Xiao Yu'er has nothing to do about holding it in the leprosy skin. I slapped him twice, but I felt like I was stunned, and I only looked at me helplessly.

I walked up to me and said, what's going on?

Xiao Yu'er said she didn't know, there was no movement.

I said, oh, Xiao Yu'er took over the big fat man, and first slapped several big ear scrapers on his big fat face full of oil. found that this kid could not help but laugh.

This guy is full of routines, learn ostriches from me?

If you meet one or two soft-hearted people, you may really be a little helpless, but he is ready to play in front of me who came out of the mountain of corpses and blood these two times, and he really feels that he has enough to do.

I didn't say a word, and said to Xiao Yu'er: "And avoid it, I took off his pants." ”

Xiao Yu'er was so frightened that she quickly turned around, and while guarding the surroundings, she asked, "You are so decent, why are you taking off his pants?" ”

I said wine and wealth. This pig maniac is lustful, and the opportunity is rare, so I have to cut off this guy's words, lest he harm the majority of women in the future.

I said just do it, and I untied this person's belt in three or two clicks, and then pulled it suddenly, and took off all the pants.

Xiao Yu'er is ignorant, what are you talking about?

Didn't I say I had seen Dream of Red Mansions? In the past, Cao Xueqin was afraid of being harmonized, so she wrote this thing into that......

Xiao Yu'er shook her head. said that when he was a child, his family was poor and he didn't read much.

I raised the blood knife that was still tiger blood and raised it high, but at this time, the fat man finally woke up, hurriedly raised his hand and said: "Brother, brother, brother, I have read, I have read the Dream of Red Mansions......"

I wondered, didn't you pass out and get up again?

The pig maniac said that you are Shengming, I am pretending.

I said, why don't you pretend now?

The pig madness said I'll pretend again, your old man will give me such a knife, and we will be in the rivers and lakes in the future, but there will be no fun - brother, brother, put down the knife. Don't worry, brother, I swear to you, I have walked the rivers and lakes over the years, although there are countless romances, but I have never forced the will of any female compatriots, and I completely rely on my own personal charm......

I pointed the tip of my knife at his fat pig face, and said that just like a bear like you, you are embarrassed to tell me about personal charm?

The pig maniac looked flattering, and said brother, don't look at my appearance, but I have a good job!

I waved my hand and said don't look like I'm a hippie smile, so that we seem to know each other very well - your Baiyunguan background?

The pig maniac smiled awkwardly and said yes, Baiyunguan.

I said, Baiyunguan, whose apprentice?

The pig madness said Ling Yunzi, I don't know if you've heard of it?

Lingyunzi?

Well, I haven't heard of it, but what? I opened my mouth and came and said, oh, Ling Yunzi, he is a very good person, and in Baiyun Temple, he is also a first-class master. What's the matter, being an apprentice for him, are you wronged?

The pig maniac has the unique smoothness of Kyoto people, and said with a smile: "How can it, it's my master who doesn't want me anymore." ”

I said I broke the lust precepts?

The pig maniac carefully raised his thumb and said that you are Shengming.

I said yes, I'll tell you the truth, I'm Huang Yanggui's junior brother, and I came to talk to her about something, but they said that she followed you out to sea and came here - tell me, where are your troops?

The pig maniac slapped his thigh, sat up, and said Hey, you said earlier, it was your own family after making trouble for so long.

I said don't give a pole to climb along, and ask you something.

The pig maniac said that he didn't know, but halfway through, we were attacked by sea beasts, and I came down and fell into the sea, struggling all the way.

I said, then tell me, where can I find my senior sister?

The pig madness said cautiously: "Ah, is that royal sister really your senior sister?" ”

I said you don't believe it?

The pig swallowed his saliva wildly, saying that it was not that he didn't believe it, but that he felt that the senior sister who was like an ice cube didn't match your temperament.

I say a lot of nonsense, ask you something, and you can just answer. The rest of the page is bloody.

The pig maniac hurriedly said: "I really don't know, I fell halfway, and I don't know where they are now." ”

I said, "Where are you coming from?"

The pig maniac said that it was naturally at the top of the cliff.

I said, what are you doing here?

The pig madness stared at me and said no, you are not the junior brother of the royal sister of the Yellow Raising Ghost - if you are, it is impossible not to know anything.

The tip of my knife slipped down to his crotch and rested on it, saying I said yes, that is, at this time, I have no need to lie to you; But my patience is limited, if you go around with me like this again, I can't be angry, I'll give you a "cut plum", you'd better believe me.

The pig's fat face trembled, and said I was wrong, brother, they came to find the ruins of the Haitian Buddha Kingdom under the tip of the cliff, and I heard that there is a black relic in the body of a Buddha statue, and this thing is very helpful to that child.

I said it was the child brought by Huang Yanggui?

The pig maniac nodded, yes, it's that little fart kid who is as gloomy as a little ghost.

I said that your Cihang Courtyard almost came out of the nest and went to such a dangerous place just for a child, do you think I can believe this?

The pig said with a smile: "Brother, there must still be private interest transactions between their women, but is it too much for you to embarrass me with these secrets?" I was actually caught on the boat temporarily, and before that, I was still exercising with my double cultivation partner......"

I said, "Oh, which female benefactor would like to be your double cultivation partner?"

The pig maniac said don't look at me, but my job is very good, and in the whole Cihang Courtyard, there are not half of those who want to be my double cultivation partner, and there are ...... Uh, brother, I was wrong, don't mention it, okay?

He saw a glint between my eyes and did not dare to make a fool of myself, and I grabbed him, tore a few strips of cloth from his trousers, and tied my hands from behind.

Xiao Yu'er and I escorted the pig madness back, and as soon as we walked to this beach, we heard the sound of fighting.

When Xiao Yu'er heard it, her body was like an arrow, and she rushed to her at once.

I was not slow, and rushed forward with the pig mania, and when I arrived on the beach, I saw an eight-clawed human-faced spider the size of a car on the ground here.

It was huge, its dark carapace shimmering, and it looked like a moving house when it was propped up.

Its claws were as sharp as knives, and I don't know how they came out, and I saw the thick, black hairs on its body, and my heart was pounding.

However, this thing did not cause any substantial harm to the people left behind here, first, Zhu Xiaoqi, Lao Zhao, Meng Fei and Zhu Yuejin who stayed here all have some real skills, and everyone is still safe relying on the boat.

The spider was finally killed by Xiao Yu'er, and she collapsed to the ground, and the thick black and smelly juice flowed on the ground, making people smell and feel a little dizzy.

By the time I arrived, the battle was almost over, but the appearance of this thing had caused the ship's boss and the other two boatmen to collapse.

If those man-eating pomfret and swordfish just now were acceptable, this huge spider was a little terrifying.

The captain of the ship didn't dare to replenish the ship anymore, but said with a trembling mouth: "I, let's get out of this ghost place quickly, this is an ominous place, and we will all die here." ”

He rambled on and on, trying to convince anyone.

However, we ignored him, and in front of the pig maniac I relayed everything he had just told me to the public.

Zhu Xiaoqi pondered and said that there is indeed such a legend, saying that the existence of the Haitian Buddha Kingdom is actually to suppress a black relic, and that black relic, the fire is inexhaustible, the hammer is not broken, and it is said to be an annihilated evil Buddha in history. That person used to be a powerful person in the Buddhist system, and finally fell into the demon by the Buddha, was imprisoned by Shakyamuni, and finally surrendered by the dragon Arhat and the remaining seventeen Arhats, and after being burned, there were nine black relics left, which could not be destroyed, and there was no choice but to distribute nine dojos and suppress them with incense.

I said what would happen if someone absorbed this black relic?

Zhu Xiaoqi shrugged his shoulders and said that this thing is like poison for ordinary people, who will suffer the sin?

I said not necessarily, now that the situation is urgent, I want to rush to the top of the cliff as soon as possible.

Xiao Yu'er also nodded and said that I was too.

Zhu Xiaoqi looked back at the boat boss who was about to go crazy, and hesitated, and at this time, I said: "That's it, it's better for me and Xiao Yu'er to go over, you stick to it here, while repairing the boat, and at the same time preparing to pick us up - there are many people, and it is convenient to have less, besides, your water nature may not be able to swim over." ”

Zhu Xiaoqi was surprised, and said that there are piranhas in the seawater, are you going to swim over?

As soon as I talked about this, I also felt a sigh in my heart, and when I looked left and right, I saw the body of the spider, and I couldn't help laughing, saying that this thing might work if it was used as a float.

After talking to Zhu Xiaoqi, I handed over the pig mania to them, and then took this big spider to the sea.

Little Yu'er stretched in front of me, and I stood on the spider's body, squinting at my surroundings.

The two of them had walked for a few miles, and they saw a bright light on an island nearby.