Fan Qingpu was in high spirits, so he casually muttered a few words, which were the true portrayal of his body. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Good, good ......"

Xiang Tianqing and Yin Qianhe jumped left and right and applauded.

Fan Qingyu glanced at them with disdain, people who have never seen the world like to make a fuss. Her brother is just dancing and playing, and the real power hasn't shown two points yet.

After Fan Qingpu finished dancing the sword, everyone returned to the table to continue eating.

Yin Qianhe came to Fan Qingpu's side and asked, "Master Fan, have you ever competed with Miss Fan?" Which of you is superior? ”

"It's not just a comparison, it's just a fight from a small to a big one. However, it is impossible to say who is more intelligent. ”

"Obviously, you are more powerful than your brother, and you are already fifty-two wins and thirty-one losses this year." Fan Qingyu, who was sitting at the bottom, said unwillingly and honestly.

"No, no, no," Fan Qingpu hurriedly defended: "The number of wins and losses doesn't tell everything. In terms of focus and understanding of martial arts, it is better to count Qingshu, my brother and I can't reach it. Miss Yin, you don't know, my sister is proficient in all eighteen kinds of martial arts. ”

Fan Qingpu said this not because he liked to boast about his family in front of others, but because he was afraid of provoking Fan Qingyu's self-esteem, then he would be unlucky again.

Yin Qianhe, who used to sympathize with the same disease, fully understood his pain, and she knew that Fan Qingpu was "not shallowly affected" just by listening to the number of tests, so she quickly changed the topic to relieve him.

"Ah, let's get back to what we just played."

This time, when the drum stopped, it was Yin Qianhe, who called himself "Kuaishou", who failed to throw the flowers out.

Everyone shouted in unison, "It's finally the birthday star's turn." Miss Yin, get punished quickly. ”

"I didn't say I wouldn't accept the punishment. Let me think about it, I don't know how to play the piano and dance or anything, I want to perform something special. ”

Yin Qianhe held his nose and thought about it seriously for a long time, nodded mysteriously and smiled, and said, "Hmph, it's decided, I'll tell you a joke." I'm sure you haven't heard this joke, and listening to it in the summer will relieve the heat. ”

"What's such a great joke?" Xiang Tianqing asked curiously.

"Don't worry, you'll know when you hear it. Oh, no, I should know it after watching it, my joke is not interesting to just tell, I have to watch it first and then tell it. ”

"What do you think of the joke?"

"Wait a minute, and I'll be witnessing the highest level of jokes right away."

She said that she went to look for pen and paper. Everyone was satisfied by the guanzi she sold, and watched her every move intently, forgetting to eat vegetables.

Yin Qianhe found a pen and paper and asked Yin Qianyi to write a few words for her, and then unfolded it for everyone to see.

About half of those present were slightly literate, and they immediately recognized the words "Since I left my homeland" written on the paper. Those who are illiterate are read to them by other literate people.

Everyone looked at each other, and no one understood what was funny about these words.

Wu Xiaohu said: "Miss Yin, what kind of joke is this?" It's not funny at all. You can't just fool us and punish us for drinking just because you're a birthday star. ”

Yin Qianhe shook the paper in his hand, "Didn't I say that I would read it first and then talk about it, I haven't started talking yet, don't be in a hurry to convict you first." Everyone understands these ordinary words, so I'll start. ”

"Ahem......" she covered her mouth and coughed twice, telling the joke seriously: "Since I did this, the villagers have not been able to drink a sip of water." ”

After saying this, she stopped moving. The audience looked at her and waited for a long time, thinking that there was something to come.

"Done?"

"That's it."

“……”

"Aha......" In the quiet banquet, Fan Qingpu's laughter was suddenly heard.

"Did Fan Gongzi find a joke?" Yin Qianhe saw that his joke had found a soulmate, and his eyes suddenly widened.

Fan Qingpu laughed for a while before he affirmed: "Understood, understood." Miss Yin's joke, in fact, played a little trick, everyone thinks about the word 'back', the beauty is only in that word. ”

After he reminded him like this, the others reacted, and they all laughed and broke out with laughter, except for Qin Chong and Fan Qingyu.

Yin Qian thought that they didn't understand, so he asked, "Second Master Qin, Miss Fan, haven't you understood yet?" ”

Fan Qingyu frowned and looked at Qin Chong, "Second Brother Qin, you don't understand either?" ”

She wants to seek a companion to prove that she is not dull.

didn't think about it, but Qin Chong said: "I understand, it's nothing more than a different meaning formed by the different reading of the word 'back'." This word should be read here as Pingsheng, and the meaning is to carry away the well in the village. Generally speaking, there is only one well in a village, and if the well is carried away, the people in the village have nowhere to draw water, so Ms. Yin said, 'The people in the village have never drunk a mouthful of water'. ”

Originally, his explanation was completely correct, but Yin Qianhe always felt that after he explained it, this joke sounded like chewing wax.

What made her speechless the most was that Fan Qingshu even went on to ask, "Then why don't they go to the river to fetch water."

Qin Chong replied seriously, "I don't know", and then the two of them looked at Yin Qianhe together.

Yin Qianhe was stunned, where did these two people come from?

"Hehehe...... I don't know much about this, maybe there is no river around. But I say you two, you guys are so deductive, isn't the joke funny? Look, you've made the atmosphere so lively that you've made it dull. ”

Everyone else did stop laughing, and the joke had all the effect.

Seeing this, Qin Zhong bowed and apologized: "I thought this was just a word game, nothing special, but I didn't expect to disturb everyone's interest, I'm really sorry." ”

Everyone was busy saying that it was okay, and this stubble was mixed up.

However, Qin Chong realized that he was too dull, so when Yin Qianhe told jokes later, he stopped saying no more even if he didn't think it was funny.

At the end of dinner, the guests said goodbye to the host's family and went home happy.

Yin Qianhe sent them out of the house one by one, waved goodbye, and then prepared to go back to the house to help Yin Qianyi clean up the leftovers, but found that there was a person squatting on the ground in the dark in the alley, not moving.

Because the lantern she was carrying was dimmed, she couldn't see the man's face clearly, but only roughly saw that it was a man.

"Someone can't be drunk there."

She slowly moved over to see what was going on with the man. Anyway, if you're near your home, you're not afraid of anything happening.

When she was close enough to be within a few steps of the man, he sprang to his feet and hugged her.

"Ah......h

Yin Qianhe was so shocked that he threw away the lantern in his hand, and shouted desperately, "Hooligans, indecent ......"

"Don't shout, it's me." Familiar sounds.

Why does it sound so much like Song Yunchen?

"Simon?"

"Hmm."

"You rascal, what are you holding me coldly? Let go of me. ”

"Don't make any noise, let me hold it quietly for a while." A bleak voice.

With this voice, Yin Qianhe felt a trace of coolness flow through his earlobe, and then drip on his neck, like tears.

"You, crying?"