Chapter 3: The Immortal of Remnant Thoughts

Shangxian turned his back and hurriedly grabbed the tea in the scholar's hand, poured a few sips of it, and then patted the non-existent folds on his clothes, turned around indifferently and elegantly, and looked cold: "You are here, one minute and twenty-nine seconds late......"

He stared blankly at the back of the strange beauty under the moon, the beauty turned around slowly, and her movements were very elegant, which made people faintly expect, and then the next moment, the teacup in Shangxian's hand smashed on the ground and fell apart. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The beauty blushed with a monkey butt face with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks, glared at Shangxian coquettishly, and ran out, giving countless praises to her master in her heart, Ouye, I finally brushed up on Shangxian's favor, will I be pursued by flowers soon, dated under the moon, and be done all kinds of shameful things, and then fight Xiaosan, fight mother-in-law, and then love him hand in hand for a lifetime...... It's so shy to think about this kind of thing.

Wusu hid in the tree and laughed strangely.

Shangxian slowly came back to his senses, he turned his head and asked the scholar, "Was it Wusu Fairy just now?" ”

The scholar looked at the tree and replied calmly: "No, the Wusu fairy is on the tree." ”

"Oh, the Wusu fairy just now was in the tree?" The immortal can't turn a corner, the scene just now hit him too hard, from extremely beautiful to extremely ugly, even if it is a high-flying immortal, the little heart has to flutter several times.

The scholar took the initiative to ignore the two words just now, and replied seriously: "Yes, master." ”

She's still there! Shangxian's heart was beating violently, how could he reject a girl with arrears of appearance without hurting face...... No, no, no, the first handsome guy in the heavenly realm can't judge people by his appearance, otherwise he can't be worshiped by everyone as the embodiment of perfection...... I'm so sad about this, why don't I go into retreat now?

"Bihua is an immortal, it is too late to come without Su, and please forgive the immortals." After landing on the ground and saluting elegantly, the expression on his face was positive and cordial, which made people feel extremely abnormal.

Shangxian calmly greeted him, and after a long silence, he exhaled with peace of mind, it turned out that it was an illusion just now, what a terrible hallucination.

He smiled coldly: "Fairy Wusu is polite, you are five minutes and thirty-one seconds late." ”

Why hasn't he forgotten about it? Wusu couldn't figure it out very much, could it be the first, the most, the most...... And so on, people who are obsessed with these words are particularly deep.

After goosebumps crawled around his body, Wusu yawned lazily and said insincerely: "Ah, that really made Shangxian wait for a long time." ”

"Yes, so next time, please come over to the right time, wasting other people's time is tantamount to murder, of course this sentence is not what I said." Shangxian finished speaking coldly, and then spread out a long IOU, which recorded in detail what someone borrowed on a certain day, a certain year, a certain month, and a certain day, agreed on when to return it, and repaid the principal with a check sign, and then drew an expressionless face, the repayment of the principal plus interest, the love plus the smiley face symbol, the unpaid cross and fork, and then a fire-breathing picture of the angry villain.

Wusu calmly looked at the scary-looking IOU, his mind was clouded, Nima's thing is much more spectacular every time he takes it out than the last time, but what kind of goosebumps are written on it, "On a certain day in a certain year, the fifth princess borrowed a landscape map painted by herself, and she didn't pay it back, and five days later, she sent a pair of Lang Evil Ring Jade, which can barely be counted as interest, but when will the principal be repaid?" ――The villain's sad face, and white bubbles spit out from his mouth, "The person of the Emperor of Heaven has a background and is a woman, and he can't use forced methods~~~~'"

Shangxian, you are so funny, do your fans know?

Shang Xian calmly drew a large piece of debt related to Wusu with his fingers: "Wusu Fairy, this immortal thinks that you can repay part of the interest first, and I will allow you to pay the rest in installments." ”

Installment of your sister, Wusu complained in her heart, she smiled cutely: "But people don't have money." ”

Shangxian thought seriously for a minute, then put away the IOU: "Then pay off the money and debts!" Spreading out another piece of paper, the seven large characters of the double monastic deed were clearly displayed, "You can choose to sign your name on it." ”

Wusu sweated silently, and began to think about countermeasures, every time they met, they had to be called for debts, and if they didn't succeed, they were forced to get married, saying that their current appearance looked like how old they were, ten years old? It doesn't seem to be ...... yet Will the immortals be too enthusiastic about the Lori cultivation plan?

"Bihua Shangxian is such a noble person, it's really not just a peach careful Wusu can climb, although Wusu admires Shangxian, but it is Zhuyu on the side, I feel that I am filthy, the kindness of Shangxian, even if there are ten more Wusu, I can't accept it."

Bihua listened to Wusu's nonsense of "can't climb high", and thought so, and he responded very understandingly: "Fairy Wusu is very reasonable. Then it is better for you to move into my house and spend some time with me day and night, and I can also give you a good advice, so that you can be worthy of my current status. ”

A drop of cold sweat fell from Wusu's forehead: "No, no, no, my living habits are too bad, and it will disturb the immortals." ”

"It's okay, no matter how bad your habits are, I'll help you fix them slowly."

Nima, correct your whole family, Wusu really wants to compare the middle finger, but she definitely doesn't want to be caught in Bihua Cave and Bihua Shangxian "day and night" now, she racked her brains and thought hard: "I think distance produces beauty, day and night get along is often disgusted by two and two, I never want to be hated by Bihua Shangxian one day, if there is one day, I will definitely fall into the mortal world, and regard the heavenly world as a daunting path." ”

Shangxian said that he understood in seconds, and he let out a long sigh: "It's better to forget the rivers and lakes than to get along, it seems that the first thing you need is to investigate the situation." ”

"Huh?" Wu Su was stunned, she didn't understand Shang Xian's words that sounded very profound, could it be that his hysteria had flare up again.

"Well, you come to me in a few days, and I'll go and prepare something for you first." Shangxian walked back to Bihua Cave in contemplation, as if thinking about one of the few major events in his long life as a celestial.

Wusu stretched out Erkang's hand in his imagination, don't go, don't go, let's have a good chat, don't be so inexplicable and leave me tossing and turning alone.

At the end of the imagination, she yawned lazily, drifting back to the peach orchard like a ghost, frightening one grass fairy, one rabbit fairy, and three fox fairies on the way...... Legend has it that the female ghost is eight feet tall and can cover the sky with a huge size, and can devour half of the spiritual realm when opened.

The immortals of the righteous path have said nonsense, where did the female ghost come from in the heavenly realm, it still sounds like such an ugly female ghost, of course, their point is to be so ugly, it doesn't matter if the female ghost is ugly, but it must not be ugly.

The fans of Bihua Shangxian are no longer doing it, women's imagination is always endless, and they can always associate everything with peachy news, which is no exception to the self-proclaimed noble female fairies, they have questioned how the eyesight of the fairy can be low enough to look at female ghosts, but it is passed that after being pasted with oil and vinegar by some distorted black powder, it finally became, Bihua Cave Bihua Shangxian, handsome is very handsome, but the vision is not very good, and he actually looks at an ugly woman.

The rampant rumors have no effect on the parties.,Bihua Shangxian is used to only caring about his money-making plans.,Now I've added a how to create a virtuous helper according to my own preferences.,As for Wusu, who likes to sleep all day long.,Either sleeping.,It's a pseudo-Lori in a coma.,She said it had something to do with her?