"This arm is neat, it's quite trendy. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info "Little Pony turned his attention to my arm.

"Oh, I fell with this buddy." I lifted my chin at the TV.

Brother Xiao Ma was stunned for about ten seconds, and suddenly slapped me on the shoulder: "Oh, I'll go, why don't you call me brother for such an exciting thing, is it too fast to chase the tail?" ”

"It's not a rear-end collision, it's a pig that misses its front hoof, it runs too fast on the highway and slips, and the next pig has to be on the dirt road." I'm talking nonsense to Little Pony.

"Oh? Pigs stumble? Brother Pony looked at my arm and said thoughtfully, "You broke your ...... when the pig lost its front hoof."

"Ma Kai, you old grandson, there is a kind of heads-up!" As soon as I stood up, I heard the doorbell ringing, and Brother Xiao Ma ran over to open the door as if he had been amnestied, and then I heard his lewd voice to the bone: "Mu Mu girl, you are so beautiful today, do you know, a woman with a perfect figure like you has to wear shorts and a T-shirt, you are really good at it." ”

"yes, I thought it didn't look good in this way." Su Mumu walked in from outside with a smile.

When I looked at it, it was a combination of ordinary denim shorts and a white T-shirt, which couldn't be more ordinary, and I don't know which eye of Ma Kai, the old boy, could see it...... Wait, is Little Brother Ma supposed to be ......

I glanced at the grandson and found that his eyes were full of little stars, that gaze, in serious terms, is love, in popular terms, it is lewd-light, if I guessed correctly, I fell in love with Su Mumu.

"Brother Camel, what's wrong with your arm?" Su Mumu asked when she saw my arm.

"Drag racing." I'm going to follow through on what I just told and say whatever I wanted.

"You're still going to drag racing? Ah, that's so handsome, you don't know, I've loved racing drivers since I was a kid, and my dream is to be an outstanding female racing driver. Rumble! Su Mumu sat next to me, even talking and gesturing, and finally made a drifting action, with its own dubbing.

I have a black line, you must know that Su Mumu likes racing, I said that I hit the telephone pole, not to mention the little brother who was staring at me on the side, the aunt and grandmother who was stewing pig's trotter soup in the kitchen were not easy to mess with, if she saw me and Su Mumu sitting together chatting, it was designated that it was okay, as long as Su Mumu left, my only remaining good hand would immediately have to go to the hospital to put a plaster.

"Ahem...... Brother Pony also likes drag racing, and his drag racing skills are quite high. I hurriedly pulled the topic to Brother Xiaoma, and then I stood up and said to Su Mumu: "Miss Mumu, you sit down first, I'll go to the kitchen to see my daughter-in-law." ”

"Brother Camel, you are really a model husband in the twenty-first century, you can drag rac, you are modest and love your wife, except for being a little bumpy, there are almost no shortcomings."

After I listened, I hit the door frame directly, Nima, I didn't see that Su Mumu was still highly myopia, brother, is this called a knock? It's obviously handsome, it's not obvious.

"It smells so good!" I hugged Han Xiaolin's waist from behind and praised her.

"Get out of the way!" Han Xiaolin took a spoon to my head, looked at the recipe with her mobile phone, picked up a large spoonful of salt, and muttered, "Three grams, these should be enough......

I stood on tiptoe and prepared to slip away, this pig's trotter soup, I really can't bear it!

"Why are you going?" Han Xiaolin turned her head and looked at me curiously.

"I think you're weird for your hard work, so I'll get you a drink." I opened the refrigerator with my hand, took a bottle of sour plum soup and handed it to Han Xiaolin: "You can't unscrew it with one hand, let's fight it yourself." ”

"Don't make that useless thing yet, you can come and taste this soup and see how it tastes, okay?" Han Xiaolin scooped a spoonful of soup from the pot and looked at me expectantly.

I took a deep breath and gritted my teeth to finish the soup.

"How does it taste?" Han Xiaolin asked me.

"Daughter-in-law, your craft can go to the cooking competition." I gave him a thumbs up with all my conscience.

"Really, as long as you like it." Han Xiaolin's eyes were all gone, and the next sentence pulled me from heaven to hell: "If it's delicious, you can eat more, this pot is all for you, you drink it quickly, otherwise let Brother Xiao Ma know that it is cooked, how can you still have your share?" ”

"Daughter-in-law, you are really my biological daughter-in-law." I smiled bitterly and looked down at the pot of soup in front of me, how I hope that Brother Pony can suddenly break in and rob me!

"Drink it, I'll give you the wind." Han Xiaolin stood at the door and peeked outward: "When did Mu Mu come?" ”

"It didn't take long to walk through the door." As I spoke, I secretly picked up the pot and moved it to the sink.

"What are you doing?" Han Xiaolin asked me suddenly.

"Uh...... It's so hot that I want to use water to cool it down. I replied wisely.

"You have trouble with your hands and feet, I'll help you get it." Han Xiaolin snatched the pot in my hand and carefully soaked it in the pool.

Looking at Han Xiaolin's virtuous back, I couldn't wait to strangle her.

I don't know how I drank the whole pot, anyway, every time I swallowed it, it felt like drinking arsenic.

Han Xiaolin watched me drink all the pig's trotter soup, her face was full of smiles, and she said to me, "If you like to drink it, I will make it for you every day in the future." ”

My face darkened suddenly, and I squeezed out a smile and said to Han Xiaolin: "My wife will hurt when she marries home, how can I bear to watch you go around the stove every day, these rough jobs are all done by men." ”

After listening to this, Han Xiaolin's eyes were full of little stars.

I now know why men talk about love, it's really terrible not to say it!

After drinking the soup, I grabbed my clothes and ran out, Han Xiaolin asked me what I was doing, I said to go to the hospital to change the dressing, let her play with home, she asked me to call if I had something, so I chatted with Su Mumu.

I took a taxi and wanted to go to the hospital, damn it, my stomach was like a pot, and I felt that it was necessary to go to the hospital to wash my stomach now.

"The sea can wither, the stone can rot, the sky can collapse, the ground can crack, we hold hands side by side...... "As soon as the car started, my mobile phone rang.

As soon as I saw that it was Hu Wenxin, I answered the phone, and he asked me: "Brother Yuan, is everything going well?" ”

"Smooth your sister, Lao Tzu almost killed you!" I yelled at him.

"Brother Yuan, calm down." Hu Wenxin said to the other end: "What the hell is going on, did you not complete the task?" ”

"It's done." I recited two meditation mantras to calm myself down.

"That's good, it just so happens that the fourth master comes to the bar at night, do you have time to come over?" Hu Wenxin asked.

"Oh?" As soon as I heard this, my eyes lit up, and I said to the driver, "Master, change the route and go to the supernatural wine." ”

ps: You can guess who the owner of this supernatural bar is, and why this bar was established, hehe~~