When I returned to the floor where my house was, I was stunned. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

I saw that the door of my house was open, a curtain was hung on the door frame, and several beautiful women were sitting at the door with their heads bowed and playing with their mobile phones, like diners waiting in line for a table.

Han Xiaolin and I walked in, but we were unexpectedly stopped by a young man, who casually wrote the number "12" on a sticky note and handed it to me: "Brother, go and line up outside." ”

"What's that?" I looked at the man in pain, and for the first time I heard that I still had to queue up to go home.

"Hehe, the popularity of mortals is easy to affect Master Ma's immortal method, forgive me, Amitabha." The man said reverently.

I glanced at him speechlessly, and I really wanted to ask, Ma Mingkai's grandson is a Taoist priest, do you really say the slogan of Buddhism is really appropriate?

I took a few steps inside, and as I walked through the hallway, I was stunned.

I saw a lot of talismans pasted on the walls of my house, and the furniture in the living room also changed, from a simple and comfortable style to an antique Chinese style. The place where the refrigerator was originally placed has also been turned into an offering table, on which is placed a statue of the god Taiqing, and the smell of burning incense fills the whole room, making it look smoky.

The living room was empty, and I was about to go to Brother Xiaoma's house to look for it, when the door of his room opened, and Brother Xiaoma, dressed in a robe, and a big girl like flowers and jade walked out of it.

"Heavenly Master, is it really possible?" The girl carefully put the two talismans into her satchel and asked.

"The poor road never speaks in vain, the female benefactor, do what I say, and you can get rid of stubborn diseases." Brother Pony said with his eyes lowered.

It's not that he's pretending, I never leave someone's chest when I see his eyes.

When I sent the girl to the door, Brother Xiao Ma finally saw me, he coughed, and said to the young man: "Fengzi, tell me outside, this Heavenly Master is a little tired today, so that's it." ”

"Okay." The guy who was called Fengzi by Brother Xiao Ma glanced at me and Han Xiaolin strangely and walked out.

"Ma Mingkai, you grandson, the master will kill you!" I rushed up and hit it, grandma, if I came back two days late, my family would have to become a Taoist temple.

"Hey, Xiao Luo, don't fight, listen to me." Little Pony was lying on the ground, covering his face with his arms.

"Say, if you don't give a satisfactory answer today, the master will kill you." I hit him twice, got up in a huff, and looked at him viciously.

"The two thousand yuan left for me when you left was already gone, so in order to survive, I had to make my own money, brother has no ......choice," Brother Ma said to me pitifully.

"Damn, you don't have any money yourself?" I asked angrily.

"No, all my money has been donated to the poor mountainous areas." Brother Ma said.

"Stupid hanging, even if you donate, you can't donate to make yourself hungry, right?" I thought about it and wanted to rush up and kick him twice, it was so infuriating.

I didn't know that I felt a murderous aura before I could move forward, and then I only felt my body light and fell heavily on the ground.

Han Xiaolin looked at me condescendingly and asked, "You threw Brother Xiao Ma out of the house alone?" Where did it go? Recruit truthfully! ”

Before I could say anything, Brother Xiao Ma took over the conversation: "Xiao Luo went to help Comrade Police." ”

I was relieved to hear Brother Xiaoma's words, although this guy is angry, he is quite righteous.

He continued: "It's a beautiful policewoman. ”

"Ma Mingkai, you are paralyzed!" As soon as I finished scolding, Han Xiaolin grabbed me and gave me a few over-the-shoulder falls.

I was smashed, my eyes were shining, and I heard the young man's voice: "What's going on, this is?" ”

"It's okay, the two of them are having fun." Little Pony's playful voice came to my ears.

"Holy, do you still have this kind of play? I also played with my daughter-in-law when I went back. The man said with a smile.

Play you paralyzed!

In my heart, I scolded Ma Mingkai and the eighteenth generation of the grandson next to me.

"Daughter-in-law, this military training is really not in vain, you have a lot of strength." I sat up and felt the lack of oxygen in my brain, and said bitterly.

"That's it." Han Xiaolin proudly straightened her chest, and then asked with a sinking face: "What did the policewoman call you for, and besides, is the policewoman as beautiful as me?" ”

"I'll go, you listen to his nonsense, where is the female policeman, it's a male policeman. The police said that they needed a handsome college student, and it happened that the college students went to military training, and they found me, and I thought about what the purpose of our school was, isn't it to repay the motherland and the people, and it is my bounden duty to serve the people, and my daughter-in-law often teaches me to be used as a man to take responsibility, even if my brother is injured, I can't retreat, right? "For the sake of my brother's life, I have to talk nonsense.

"Really?" Han Xiaolin asked me.

"Of course it's true, if you don't believe me, I'll give you a call to verify." After saying that, I dialed the army directly.

As soon as the phone was connected, I pressed the speakerphone: "Hey, Brother Yuan, where are you, the brothers also said that you should drink." ”

"I'm in a bit of a hurry to go back to Shanghai, you can give the report on that case directly to Director Li." I say.

"Okay, then I'll go to Shanghai to have a drink with you in two days." Dajun said happily.

I agreed, hung up the phone, and looked at Han Xiaolin innocently: "Daughter-in-law, did you believe it this time?" ”

"Little Luoluo, does it hurt, sister will rub it for you." Han Xiaolin picked me up and said with a smile on her face.

"It doesn't hurt at all!" I glared at Little Brother Ma and said through gritted teeth.

"Xiao Luo, brother and sister, I still have something to do with Wang Feng, so I won't disturb your little couple's reunion." After Xiao Ma finished speaking to Han Xiaolin, he fled with the young man, and he didn't dare to look at me.

I clenched my fists: Grandson, you can hide from the first day of junior high and you can't hide from the fifteenth!

Han Xiaolin went to the bathroom to take a shower, changed into her own clothes, put on a mask, and sat on the sofa and told me about her experience in the past ten days.

She first said how bitter she was in the past ten days, she couldn't eat enough and was bitten by mosquitoes, and said that I had escaped a catastrophe and enjoyed Qingfu at home.

Han Xiaolin then told me some gonzo things, what girls pretended to be on menstruation and were found out by the instructor, fighting for shower heads, anyway, they were all boring things among girls, I was sleepy when I heard it, but I still had to pretend to listen to it with relish and wanted to listen to the following expressions.

I listened faithfully and accompanied Han Xiaolin all afternoon, and when it was time for dinner, a strange phone call came, and as soon as the phone was connected, the other side anxiously told me that Brother Xiao Ma was arrested by the police, and asked me if I could ask someone to get him out.

As soon as I heard it in my ears, it was the man named Wang Feng, who said into the phone: "The phone you dialed cannot be connected for the time being, please call again later." sorry！ thesubscriberyoudialedcannotbeconnectedforthemoment，pleaserediallater。 ”

After saying that, I hung up the phone, Brother Xiaoma's grandson must have been reported as a fake Taoist priest, let him stay in it for one night.

I don't know why, I felt very comfortable when I received this call, and I smiled and said to Han Xiaolin: "Daughter-in-law, go, brother, please go with you." ”