"Oba, you're so evil, go quickly!" Lan Meimei quickly took a few packs of sanitary napkins and pads from the shelves of a brand of sanitary napkins and threw them in the shopping cart, pulling Zhou Yi to leave. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"You've been grinding for a long time to buy a fish, and it's too hasty to choose sanitary napkins, right? It's okay, if you're embarrassed, you can pretend you don't know me, and then take your time. Zhou Yi persuaded him.

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, you really think this is buying fish, and you have to let people wash it clean! They are all commonly used brands and packaging, so why not pick and choose! Satisfy your curiosity, right? Only this time, not as an example! Lan Meimei turned back into a 34-year-old mature woman and unceremoniously began to teach Zhou Yi a lesson.

"How about doing me a favor?" Zhou Yi said with a smile.

"Yes. But be ready to be punished at all times! Lan Meimei said, pinching a piece of soft meat on Zhou Yi's waist and twisting it threateningly.

"Lying is not a good boy! With your fierce appearance, how can you not beat your daughter? Zhou Yi forgot about business under the pain, and immediately began to crusade against Lan Meimei.

"In order to exorcise your evil thoughts, you can only use extraordinary means! If I don't say it, I'll have to go to the checkout, and the fish won't be fresh if I delay for a while. Lan Meimei twisted Zhou Yi again.

"I'll do a special treatment on the sanitary napkin in a while, and give me feedback on the results after you use it to see if it can be equivalent to the effect of internal force treatment. That way, the back of my hand won't be scratched. Zhou Yi explained.

"Inject internal force into sanitary napkins? Oba: How do you have so many great ideas? Lan Meimei instantly turned into a little girl of four or five years old, rubbing the back of Zhou Yi's scratched hand and exclaiming.

"Don't waste time, check out and leave! I'm going to find a secluded place to carry out this plan! Do you have enough money with you, I have it here! Zhou Yi patted the coat folded into a pile and placed on the shopping cart and said.

"Cut! Who still uses cash to buy things in the supermarket! Lan Meimei took out a membership card and shook it, and said proudly.

"Stop talking nonsense, get in line!" Zhou Yi said and pinched Lan Meimei's soft waist, and then froze directly, pinching his hands non-stop.

"There is such a magical feeling in the world!" Zhou Yi sighed with emotion.

"It's itching, nasty!" Lan Meimei was coquettish, twisting her thin waist to dodge left and right, like a fish swinging its tail in the water.

Such a strange scene naturally attracted the attention of the surrounding crowd and came over one after another.

Zhou Yi and Lan Meimei stopped their movements at the same time, turned their heads and left with a calm face, and after bypassing a row of tall shelves, they lined up in front of a cash register to wait for payment.

"I'm sorry, but I don't use these pads, and I don't have periods now. So I can't help you with the experiment, or I'll be killed! There were too many people nearby, in order to prevent being watched, so Lan Meimei stiffened her face and whispered in Zhou Yi's ear.

"Didn't you have menstrual cramps that Ms. Huang called together for treatment?" Zhou Yi also whispered close to Lan Meimei's ear. With a thought in his mind, he blew lightly on his earlobe.

Lan Meimei immediately shrunk her neck, looking very playful. In order to no longer transform into a little girl in public, she immediately began to fight Zhou Yi to divert pressure.

"Oba, you're too innocent! Sister Wang was already menopausal at that age, okay, what kind of menstrual cramps can be treated. There are several of us who are bored, some who are purely curious, like me, who just join in the fun, but none of us have menstrual cramps! ”

Zhou Yi didn't feel depressed when he heard the truth at first glance, anyway, he had already made money, and he met Lan Meimei, a two-faced girl, and the rest was not important.

Since Lan Meimei can't experiment with the effect here, she can only find someone else. Zhou Yi immediately thought of Lin Feifei, who was menstruating, and began to ponder in his heart.

"Fei Fei is an excellent candidate, but she has already absorbed 1000 equivalent wood qi, and her body has been completely strengthened, I don't know if it will have an effect? I have to consult Tintin about this! ”

When Zhou Yi thought of this, he didn't want to waste time queuing here, so he said to Lan Meimei: "I'll think about something and wait for you at the door of the supermarket." With that, he walked out of the cash register.

Lan Meimei looked at Zhou Yi's back and bit her lip, as if she had made some decision. Turned around and left the line and walked to the shelves of sanitary napkins.

After Zhou Yi walked out of the supermarket, he found a secluded corner, pretended to be on the phone and asked, "Ding Ding, if you use sanitary napkins instead of the [double cultivation] function to inject wood gas into a woman's body, is the plan feasible?" ”

Ding Ding: "You only need to turn on the new function, and you can get 10,000 yuan!" ”

"If the thesaurus is updated fast enough, it will use 'Chenghui'!" After Zhou Yi complained, he called Ding Ding for the money.

Ding Ding: "Open the new function, named [Personal Guard], you can transfer the wood gas in the dantian to the sanitary napkin, and women can absorb the wood qi through the body's instinct while using the sanitary napkin, so as to achieve the purpose of strengthening the body." ”

"It's just a name, I'll put up with it!" Zhou Yi was not lightly surprised by the name of the new feature [Personal Guard], and he could only comfort himself to accept it, and then asked, "Tell me how to use the new feature." ”

Ding Ding: "Click on the "Collection" interface of [Qi Chong Xiaohan], stretch out your right palm to put the phone up, and then cover your left hand on the phone, try to let the wood qi enter the left arm through the right arm and then return to the dantian to complete a cycle." ”

After Zhou Yi tried it, there was no problem, even if there was a mobile phone between the two palms, he could easily complete the circulation of wood qi.

Ding Ding: "When using [Personal Guard], replace the mobile phone in your palms with a sanitary napkin, and then circulate the wood gas. As long as it can be completed, it means that the sanitary napkin is already full of wood gas and can be used to strengthen the body. ”

"Wait! I can't just unfold a sanitary napkin every time and inject wood gas, it's too obscene! Is it okay to inject wood gas directly into a pack of sanitary napkins? Zhou Yi hurriedly asked.

Ding Ding: "It's no problem if you just inject a box of sanitary napkins, but it's a little longer and the loss is relatively large!" When each sanitary napkin is used, it takes an hour to completely absorb the wood gas, and it is a waste to replace it early. ”

"How long can the wood gas in each pad be stored?" Zhou Yi asked.

Ding Ding: "Theoretically, it's 3 years, which is the same as the shelf life of sanitary napkins. ”

Zhou Yi was speechless, it had something to do with the expiration date, and Ding Ding was getting better and better at spoofing.

At this time, Lan Meimei walked out of the supermarket and immediately followed after seeing Zhou Yi.

"I remember you bought four or five packs of sanitary napkins? How did it become a box? Zhou Yi looked at a large box of sanitary napkins at the top of the shopping cart and asked with a sluggish face.