At eleven o'clock in the morning, under the bright sun, I stood at the door of the crematorium, still feeling a chill down my spine. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

No matter how hot the day is, as long as you get close, you will feel the yin wind, this is the yin qi, after all, this is the place where the two worlds of yin and yang meet.

Of course, the chill down my spine is not scared, my house in Yueyang is next to the crematorium, so I am used to this kind of environment, and I don't feel that terrifying.

The purpose of my coming here today is to help this crematorium solve some problems, and this is the task that Hu Wenxin gave me.

As soon as I walked to the door, the doorman stretched out his hand to stop me: "Young man, are you here to apply?" ”

"What?" I was stunned for a moment.

"Do you see this clearly?" The uncle tapped a piece of A4 paper on the glass with his thin fingers.

I looked up and saw that it said "Recruitment of corpse dressers"

The job description reads:

"One. Job Responsibilities: 1. Strong psychological tolerance; 2. Strong body, work experience is preferred; 3. Strong self-control ability and ability to understand supernatural phenomena, calm and adaptable; 4. Basic salary of 1w-10w plus commission; 5. Interested parties can go to the personnel department for an interview from 8:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. ”

"II. Job requirements: 1. Technical secondary school degree or above, good acceptance ability and ability to communicate with others, strong sense of service, strong sense of teamwork, able to endure hardships, not dirty; 2. Please see the beginning of the recruitment. ”

Bedroom, basic salary 1w-10w? When I saw this, I suddenly felt as if I was here to apply.

I said thank you to the uncle, raised my feet and walked inside.

I vaguely heard him muttering: "These days, I don't want to die for money!" ”

It seems that there is something really wrong with this crematorium.

I walked inside, found an office, and inquired about the director's office, and a female student who looked like a recent graduate came out, quite enthusiastic, and took the initiative to lead me to the door of a large office.

I nodded to her and walked in.

The curator is a middle-aged man in his forties, a little thankful, I don't know if it's the reason for working with this kind of place all the year round, I feel that he can't smile at all, when he saw me come in, he pulled this face, and said coldly: "You went to the wrong place, if you apply, go to the personnel department." ”

Hu Wenxin told me that the curator's name is Yin Weizheng. In fact, this is quite in line with his work, working in the funeral home is also the ranks of Yin people, and being the person in charge is indeed "Yin for politics".

"Hello Director Yin, Hu Wenxin called me here." I said neither humbly nor arrogantly.

While speaking, I was still a little angry, Nima, this is just managing a funeral parlor like this, if he is made the director of the Civil Affairs Bureau, he will not be able to turn the sky upside down? If it weren't for the fourth master, take the ghost face Tianshan Snow Lotus, the little master would not be affected by this bird's anger.

"Oh? The little brother is Mr. Yin and Yang? Yin Weizheng's eyes lit up, he walked out quickly from behind the desk, stretched out his hand to the sofa and said, "Please sit down!" ”

Then, without waiting for me to speak, he went to the door and shouted outside: "Xiao Tian, come and pour some water." ”

Seeing him such a bureaucrat, I really wanted to turn around and leave, but when I thought of Han Xiaolin's appearance when he went crazy, I gritted my teeth and endured it, and said to him: "Director Yin, you better tell me about the situation here first." ”

"Not busy, not busy, when we finish lunch, it's not too late for us to talk about it." Yin Weizheng's face was smiling, how could there be a little bit of the coldness I had when I first came in?

"Why don't you take me to familiarize yourself with the environment here?" I stood up and said to him.

As the saying goes, knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent can win all battles, since Hu Wenxin asked me to help Yin Weizheng, it naturally involves the supernatural aspect, so I think it is better to survey the terrain first.

"It's fine." Yin Weizheng nodded, and at this moment, the girl who brought me over came in with a kettle and a teacup, and Yin Weizheng said to her, "Xiao Tian, take the Heavenly Master to visit our pavilion." ”

Oda answered, and the two of us came out.

"Heavenly Master, do you really know how to catch ghosts?" It was dozens of meters away from Yin Weizheng's office, and Xiao Tian suddenly turned his head to look at me, his eyes full of curiosity.

"A little." I smiled at her and changed the subject, "You're new, aren't you?" ”

"Yikes! The eyes of the Heavenly Master are really poisonous, I have been working here for less than a year, and I will not be able to turn positive until September. Oda grew his mouth in surprise.

"Hehe, don't be the chief Heavenly Master, if you don't dislike it, call me Brother Luo." I said to her.

In fact, I can see that she is older than me, looking at her temperament, like a college graduate, I am only 20, and I am designated to be younger than her. But women are like that, the more you say she is young, the more she loves to listen, and this principle of doing things can capture all women up to eighty and down to eighteen.

Sure enough, Xiao Tian smiled and said, "Brother Camel, where do you want to visit first?" ”

"Forehead...... "I have a black line, if I remember correctly, I just said "Brother Luo", and I don't know if it's Xiao Tian's bad ears or my tongue is not good, forget it, Brother Camel is Brother Camel, anyway, she is not the only one who calls me so, it sounds more pleasant to the ear.

"This is your territory, listen to you." I said to her.

"Then I'll take you to my place of work first." Oda smiled and led me straight into a gloomy room.

Can it not be gloomy, the sign at the door says "enter the mortuary"!

This room is quite large, it has to be seventy or eighty square meters, and there is a crystal coffin in the middle, and there is a dresser in front of the coffin, on which there are all kinds of things for makeup, and unlike ordinary dressers, this dresser has no mirror.

To my horror, there was a dead body in the coffin at this time, but the dead body was covered with a white cloth.

"You're an undertaker?" The corner of my eye twitched, no wonder from the moment I saw Oda, I felt a strange smell on her.

"yes, come and see how I'm doing?" Xiao Tian lifted the white cloth and turned his head to ask me, "How is it, it's no different from a living person, right?" ”

The corner of my eye twitched again, Nima, the face of the corpse in the coffin was as white as paper, where did it look like a living person?

However, I was embarrassed to discourage the enthusiasm of the little girl, and said incorrectly: "The craftsmanship is good, the craftsmanship is good." ”

"Well, my dream is to be a real makeup artist." Xiao Tian's eyes were shining, and he said with longing.

I sighed in my heart, if this sister's ideal is really realized, it is estimated that those living people who are made up by her will never think that they will enjoy the same treatment as the dead.