One of the best ways to get to know someone is to get in touch with her. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoThere are those people who have bad stomachs, and you will never fully understand this person even if it takes you a lifetime to understand. And some people, it only takes a short understanding to understand what kind of urine the person is.

That's right.

The dragon beast is a girl who is full of urine.

Little two is not two? What kind of person should be a person who can even say such things?

"What are you looking at me like that?"

Liu Ershao twisted his head, and only then did he respond; "I don't."

"Little Er, you don't have to be shy. I know you're attracted to my beauty, and no wonder! A ****** like me, who looks like me, can be the focus of people's eyes wherever he goes. It's like a firefly in the dark night, so dazzling. ”

Do you want to be shameless?

Liu Ershao and Lu Xiaojie glanced at each other, it was rare for the two to have such a tacit understanding.

"Little Er, you go to the side first, and I'll solve the matter here." The dragon beast waved his hand, "Good, let's go and play first." ”

What are you? Liu Ershao was depressed, and he was already taking action on his feet.

Both of them are candidates for hosts, and it may be a good choice for the two of them to communicate.

"Dragon girl, we ......"

"Don't be so outward." The dragon beast didn't recognize life at all, "You are the same as Xiao Qingqing, you just want the eldest sister." Anyway, your young master is not a thing, so you can follow me in the future. ”

"Poof."

On the fourth floor of the White Crane Tower, a man with a silver mask rubbed his nose and muttered softly; "Who's thinking about me?" If you listen to the voice, you can tell that this young master is also a very narcissistic person.

"Big sister." Let the call be called, Lu Xiaojie followed and said; "Is there anything about my young master who has offended you?" Lu Xiaojie couldn't understand, couldn't understand why the dragon beast would slander his young master so much.

"If there's anything that offends me, I really didn't think of it. When I think of it, I'll tell you. Now is not the time to say this. Let's talk about the current matter now, let's solve the matter in front of us first, I think we'll ...... like this."

The dragon beast can say whatever it is, but Lu Xiaojie can't understand a word.

The sentence that Lu Xiaojie couldn't understand was that sentence, "I haven't thought of the offended place for the time being, and I will naturally tell it when I think of it!" It's a very simple sentence, but there are too many meanings in this simple sentence. In short, in a word, vexatious!

The two sisters calculated the matter here, and the dragon beast found Liu Ershao again.

"How's it going?"

"There's nothing I can't do, it's been solved perfectly. You only need to pay Xiao Jiejie 200,000 for the loss. ”

"It's good if it can be solved, it's only 200,000...... What the? Liu Ershao's eyes widened suddenly; Many...... How much? ”

"Little Er."

"I'm listening."

"Tell me about you, how can you not be calm when things happen. What is your identity, you say it yourself? You are a dignified young city lord, with such a popular identity, how can you care about this mere 200,000? ”

"It's not a question of money or not, it's ......"

"What is it, if it can be resolved peacefully, it will be resolved peacefully. Xiao Er, your identity is not ordinary, and Xiao Jiejie's identity is not ordinary. Give more money, and you can pass on your face, and you can pass on your face over there. Even if I don't need to say more, you should know what kind of place the White Crane Tower is......"

I can't talk about the dragon beast, and there is nothing wrong with what the dragon beast said.

When Liu Ershao found Lu Xiaojie, he directly took out 200,000 yuan from his body, "Miss Lu, this is a little meaning, please accept it." ”

After taking the money and getting a little bit, Lu Xiaojie walked away very satisfied.

Seeing that it had arrived, Liu Ershao hurriedly returned to the dragon beast's side, "Dragon girl, the auction is about to start, do you think there is anything else to prepare?" ”

"There's no problem on my side, and I'm ready to go."

Liu Ershao led the way, and the dragon beast followed, and the two of them came to the edge of the ring in the auction hall in a short time.

"Young master, this is the data map of that land." A lady of the Nanjia grocery store walked in front of her, dressed like a flight attendant, and handed a dozen materials to Liu Ershao when she came here.

"Here's for you." Liu Ershao directly handed over the information to the dragon beast.

"I'll find time to see."

It's just a casual remark, and after taking these materials casually, the dragon beast has never had any intention of wanting to see it.

Walking towards the ring, the dragon beast walked very dignified.

As the dragon beast slowly walked on stage, it could be regarded as successfully attracting everyone's attention.

"Who is this?"

"Is this the host this time?"

"Wouldn't it? This time, the host will be such an unbelievably beautiful girl? Is there any heavenly reason, such a sister paper would actually be a host. ”

"Yes, the hosts in my impression are all ordinary girls."

"There is a shady scene, there is definitely a shady scene!"

There are all kinds of things to say, and some people even say that there is a shady scene. More than half of the people think that there is a shady scene, and these people have a very unkind look when they look at Liu Ershao.

This is called a lying gun!

It's nothing to lie down, the relationship is Liu Ershao's grievances. If there is really a shady scene, just dive the dragon beast by yourself, the key is that Liu Ershao didn't even smell any meat!

As we all know, whenever some valuable items are auctioned, the party that auctions the items appoints a host to preside over the auction. It is precisely for this reason that Liu Ershao was shot while lying down for no reason because of the beauty of the dragon beast.

Everyone has already walked to the center of the ring, and at this time they have to speak, and the dragon beast can't stand dry like this all the time.

After settling his mind, the dragon beast began his speech; "Hello everyone."

"You're good!"

The loud response of the crowd startled the dragon beast.

"Everyone is so welcoming."

"As it should be!"

The dragon beast was very surprised, and even said a word; "If it weren't for my good eyes, I would really mistakenly think that everyone here was born by a mother."

The meaning is easy to understand, and if you can't understand it, you honestly stand against the wall.

"Haha......"

The humor of the dragon beast makes everyone laugh in a messy and orderly way.

What should we do if everyone is so enthusiastic? After thinking about it, it was really thought of a way by the dragon beast, so he opened his mouth and said; "It's difficult to speak, it's hard to talk about it, you can't talk about it if you don't have a bosom friend, you can't talk about it if you say a few words to a bosom friend, and you can't waste your tongue on your bosom friend."

When it came to wasting money, the dragon beast slapped the table in front of him with his hand.

This is also the so-called pressure, stand-up comedy and storytelling.

Things are often so coincidental, and when the dragon beast says this, the underground is surprisingly quiet. This silence lasted only for a moment, followed by loud applause; "Good!"

After the applause, that is; "One more."

"Okay, let's have another one." The dragon beast didn't twist either, just opened his mouth and said; "It's hard to speak, it's hard to ......"

"Shh......h

Anyway, it's all kinds of boos.

After the boos, the dragon beast said seriously; "At the beginning, I said such a set poem, and slapped the table to make everyone quiet. Since it is a set poem, it is natural that it can only be said in one paragraph, and there will be opportunities in the future, and the big guys don't have to be too anxious. Because today is the first time to meet so many friends, even if the sentence just now is a gift to everyone, I hope you can keep quiet when I want to say it next. ”

When the dragon beast said this, everyone was naturally very cooperative.

"People are good at being bullied by others, horses are good at being ridden, the blind uncle marries a blind grandmother, and no one has seen anyone for most of the two generations."

This time there was no applause, and everyone was very cooperative.

It's rare to see such a beautiful and talented girl, and in the face of such a beautiful and talented girl, everyone naturally has to do their best to cooperate.

"Why are you here, I think I don't need to say more, you should be able to guess. Everyone is because of that land, what about that land? Many people must be curious, curious about what that piece of land is? In this regard, I can only say to you with the conscience of heaven and earth, that land is really bad. ”

"Oops?"

Not to mention that these people are confused, there is an existence that is even more confused than these confused people. This person is none other than Liu Ershao, who is so confused.

"Young Master? This ......"

"Less nonsense." Glaring at the talkative people around him, Liu Ershao said directly; "I believe in the dragon girl, there must be a reason for the dragon girl to say this, let's wait and see." This is to be heard by others, and it is also to be admonished to oneself.

That's right!

Liu Ershao is forcibly instilling a common sense in himself.

"People must be curious, wondering why I would say that the land is terrible. Let's put it this way, the geographical location of that piece of land is not very good, just because that piece of land is next to the City Lord's Mansion. I believe everyone knows that the lord of our Dada City is a very fair and honest city lord, and he can't see the dark side, so this land is a very bad land. ”

Saying this, everyone is pondering.

"What is this?"

The people who had just come out of the previous state of confusion were confused again.

"Isn't there a saying that people are not rich without windfalls? The meaning of this sentence is easy to understand, which means that if you want to do serious business, you will definitely not be able to make money, and if you want to do anything wrong, you must also be careful to guard against our lord of the city. ”

Is that really good?

"A guy with a mouth full of trains!" An elderly man in a VIP room said to a middle-aged man next to him; "Do you want to teach her a lesson?"

"No, you don't."

The middle-aged man continued to look back at the dragon beast, thinking to himself; "It's really interesting, it's very interesting. If you find a chance, you will definitely meet this person, and by the way, you will ask for the city lord's order to come back. ”

The dragon beast is not a poor-mouthed person, and he doesn't want to talk too much nonsense, anyway, after doing his best to devalue this piece of land as worthless, the dragon beast said seriously; "The auction will start now, the low price is 10,000, and the bidding price shall not be less than 10,000 yuan each time, and please don't bid if you can."

Liu Ershao was almost angry when he heard this.

I can't help it! Liu Ershao is about to give his intestines to repentance!

"A million!"

Someone directly asked for one million, which finally made Liu Ershao's mood better.

Turning his head to look at the bidder, Liu Ershao saw at a glance who was bidding. It was two acquaintances who were asking for the price over there, Master Qian and Steward Zhong.

Unlike Liu Ershao, these people in the public seat looked at that side with a little unpleasant eyes.

There are two reasons for the unhappiness, one is that this price directly bores the people in these public seats! Being able to sit in this place is naturally not a very rich and powerful type of person. The second is because the dragon beast has already said that everyone can not ask for a price, and they have already said this, and there are still people who ask for a price, which is obviously not to give the dragon beast face? If you don't give face to the goddess in your heart, you don't give them face!

In just a short period of time, the dragon beast has been promoted to the mass goddess.

And an unintentional move also made Mr. Qian an enemy of the public!

"What's going on? Something is wrong. Liu Ershao's eyes kept scanning those VIP rooms back and forth, and those VIP rooms were quieter than the other, and they didn't mean to bid.

In response to that sentence, no matter which world is the most indispensable is talent.

In a private room.

"Young master, should we bid?"

"Don't." The man known as the Young Master waved his hand, "A piece of land is nothing to our Oriental family. Compared to that land, I am more interested in this host. ”

In another private room.

"Young master, should we bid?"

"Don't." The young master also waved his hand, "A piece of land is nothing to our Ouyang family. Compared to that land, I am more interested in this host. ”

"Since the young master said so, we directly bought this land at a high price. And then give this land as a gift to this host, isn't it better to buy people's hearts? "This person next to this young master is also a very smart person, and he thinks very thoroughly.

"What you're talking about is just a strategy."

In another private room.

"Young master, should we bid?"

"Don't." The young master also waved his hand, "A piece of land is nothing to our Nangong family. Compared to that land, I am more interested in this host. ”

"Since the young master said so, we directly bought this land at a high price. And then give this land as a gift to this host, isn't it better to buy people's hearts? "This person next to this young master thinks the same as the person around a certain young master, and he is also a very thoughtful person.

"When a gift? Hehe. ”

"Young master, what's so funny about this?"

"It's funny, it's funny, of course." The young master said it directly; "You think we're going to open our mouths and bid. At what price will you end up buying the land? ”

"To say the least, it's about 10 million."

"How much does our family business have a year's turnover? Do you think it is a good deal to curry favor with a person with a few years of our family's turnover? (To be continued.) )