Looking for an excuse to go out and bask in the sun? Huang Er really wanted to slap this one. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info don't look at it as a brother, in fact, it's not a brother, it can only be said that it is a half-brother. Coupled with the prominent status of the prince, it is normal for the two to have a hostile relationship.

This time I came here by appointment, and Huang Er really didn't want to come here. He knew very well in his heart that it would be dangerous to come here, and the reason why he dared to come was that the father who should be him didn't know which tendon was wrong, and suddenly asked the two princes to bring the imperial concubine to the court tomorrow morning.

It was precisely because of this incident that Huang Er dared to come to the appointment, and he still came here alone. When he came here, Huang Er said to Huang Da, he said; "I told my father that I would come to you tonight for a drink and talk about my thoughts. You also know that my father has always hated us for conflicts, and if I make any mistakes, I guess my father will break your legs. ”

"The second brother really likes to talk." Huang Da's smile was awkward.

Huang Da has always talked about Manli's shortcomings, which is something that Huang Er can't tolerate. And so it said; "From the perspective of the eldest brother, what kind of statement are you looking for?"

"It's easy." Huang Da directly proposed; "You can say that your younger siblings are riddled with old diseases, as long as the sun comes out, you must go out to play the sun."

"That's a good idea."

It was an unintentional sentence, but I didn't expect it to be used by Huang Er the next day.

When Huang Er went back, it was just when it was dark. It's not that Huang Er has to leave in a hurry, the key is that the family rules of Manli Mei's paper are very strict! Huang Er vaguely remembered that once he didn't go home at night, and when he went home the next day, he didn't get out of bed for three days.

"Who's looking for you today?"

Manli asked, and Huang Er replied yes; "Who else can it be, isn't it the same person."

"It's your eldest brother. I don't want to hear about you, so let's talk about something. ”

Don't you want to hear it and ask me that? Huang Er, who was very helpless, had no choice, so he could only say; "It's just about ordinary topics. Today, though, there is a good way for me to find one. ”

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, I thought of a good way to keep you from meeting your father."

"Oh?" Manly was immediately interested; "Say it quickly."

"That's the case......" Huang Er's narration made Manli nod frequently, and said continuously; Yes, yes, it's a pretty good idea. Just do as you say, and it will save me from learning those complicated etiquettes, and I won't be able to learn them. ”

One night without a word, the next morning when the pilgrimage was made.

Huang Da came to meet his father with a princess who was selected by thousands of choices and was beautiful and wise, and Huang Er came alone.

"Little Er, where is your princess?"

"Back to my father's words, it's not that the emperor doesn't want to bring the princess. It's just that the princess is unwell and is not suitable to go out, so I ask my father to forgive me. ”

Huang Er said this, which surprised the emperor very much, and said; "Xiao Er, your princess is said to have three hobbies, eating, sleeping, and soaking the sun, which is one thing that everyone in the imperial city knows very well. I can eat, sleep, and bask in the sun, how can I still feel uncomfortable? ”

Hearing that the emperor also said these three hobbies, the crowd was silent with laughter.

Glancing at Huang Da, Huang Er said bluntly; "That's right. Just as my father and all of you know. My princess is not really useless, the reason why she has such three hobbies is because she is unwell and needs to replenish enough heat energy every day, that is, natural sunlight. It's all ......"

Huang Er's words moved his father very much.

"Xiao Er can treat the princess like this, and I believe that he will be able to treat the people of our empire like this one day. I'm very happy. ”

You're a good fart! Huang Da is very unhappy now.

Glancing at Huang Er, the meaning in that look said; "You're amazing!"

"Since my daughter-in-law is sick, I naturally want to visit in person." As soon as the Emperor spoke, he got up and spoke; "Retreat!"

If you want to come out of it, if you say that you will retreat from the dynasty, you can only say that this emperor of the Ten Thousand Beasts Empire is very unsuccessful.

It's true that he doesn't have a score, but he's a good man. All the civil and military officials have retired from the court, and now only their family is left, the emperor and his two sons, and of course, the princess of Huangda.

"Princess, go home first." I don't know what the name of this princess of Huang Da is, this emperor simply called her the eldest princess. This made the eldest princess speechless, and she could only say goodbye. Now only the third master remains, said the emperor; "Little Er, you lead the way. Father and your brother went together to visit the princess who had three hobbies. ”

Let's visit, what are the three hobbies! Huang Er was speechless.

Huang Da was very happy, looked directly at Huang Er and said; "I've always wanted to meet my siblings, and today is a great opportunity."

Huang Er thought to himself, you must not have a good heart.

"Father, if you go now, I'm afraid it's not the right time. It's better for me to go back and let the princess prepare first, so that it will seem ......"

"You look like a."

“……”

"The surprise visit was a surprise, wasn't it? Father, I have always liked to surprise others, let you go back and let me know, what other surprises are there? "Hearing the emperor say this, it seems to be very serious, very serious, very serious.

Huang Er couldn't resist his father, so he could only nod yes.

It's a little bit right, Huang Er is very worried in his heart! No one knows better than her that the Manli girl in his house is quite unscored, and it is simply unscored. Huang Er was really worried that something would happen over there in the past.

His worries weren't unreasonable, and that's really what happened.

King Wen's Mansion.

"It's really a good choice to live in the sun on a hot day."

"yes, even I didn't expect you to be so cool. Every day is full of food and sleep, and when I have nothing to do, I still bask in the sun. What makes me even more unexpected is that these of yours are still widely circulated in the capital? ”

"Eat, sleep, and bask in the sun."

"That's right." The man's wife turned her head to look at Manli, and then said; "It's a very bad hobby for you to bask in the sun every day. I don't need to say anything, haven't you discovered something yourself? "That's right! This person is a man's wife, she has been in the capital for a long time, and today is the first time she has come to see Manli.

It's not that the man's wife doesn't want to see Manli sooner, it's that the man's wife has something to do during this time. This thing is very special, simply put, the man's wife has found a very interesting thing. The truth can't be told to others, and the man's wife believes that the day when Manli knows the truth, she will definitely die of surprise.

"What's so bad about the sun?" Manly doesn't think there's anything wrong with that.

"You still said okay, didn't you notice anything different in your body?"

"What's the difference?"

"Why are you so stupid, look at the swarthy swarthy you."

"The black dots are good."

"What a fart!" A man's wife can only tell the truth; "Could it be that you and your man turn off the lights at night? Also, didn't you notice something when you took a shower? ”

This can be regarded as making the man's wife understand, "That's what you're talking about?" The man's wife took off her bra as she spoke, "You mean that?" Facing the man's wife, Manli also wanted the man's wife to see the invitation. It is undeniable that what men and women see is two snow-white lumps.

"This ...... What a spicy eye! ”

"You know!" Manly has no good airway; "It's an emotion." Manly said very narcissistically; "I'm already very protruding here, and now it's even more protruding. Even if the lights are blown out at night, you can still see the two points that are glittering. That's ......"

has long been accustomed to Manli's abnormality, and the man's wife can barely accept it.

"Not good!"

The man's wife was very surprised, "What's wrong?" ”

"It's not a big deal, it's just that somebody is here."

"Who?"

The perception of the man's wife is much stronger than that of Manli, and it is true that it is much stronger, but it is impossible to say that it is impossible to perceive who is here. So, the man's wife shook his head; "I don't know who is here. It's better for you to get dressed quickly. ”

Manli sister paper wears clothes, and the man's wife also wears clothes.

This is all a helpless thing, originally the man's mother-in-law didn't want to take off her clothes, but Manli's sister didn't follow the paper, and the man's mother-in-law had no choice. The two of them were still hurriedly dressing when they saw a man hurrying over, still shouting; "Princess, princess is not good ......"

Please note! The correct way to shout is; Princess, princess is not good.

It's just that she didn't shout out this, and Xiao Ni was stunned for a moment. She was not the only one who was stunned, but also the man's wife and Manli. Xiao Ni just saw the back of the man's mother-in-law, and didn't see a certain part of the body, so Xiao Ni was only shocked for a while. After that, I heard Xiao Ni continue; "The princess is not good, King Wen is here with King Wu and his father."

"His father?" Manly frowned; "You're talking about the Emperor?"

"Yes."

"Why did they come here all of a sudden?" Manli was puzzled.

"The slave doesn't know very well. King Wen didn't say much, but from King Wen's eyes, the slave could understand what it meant. The meaning is estimated to be very simple, that is, the princess, you are ready, the princess, you should hurry up, it is estimated that the person will arrive in a while. ”

"Then you still talk so much, why don't you hurry back to the house and get my clothes."

Taking advantage of the gap when Xiao Ni went back to get the clothes, the man's mother-in-law, who had already dressed herself, said to Manli; "Then I'll get out of here first?"

"You're asking me?"

"I didn't mean that, bye-bye."

The man's mother-in-law just left, and Xiao Ni took the clothes and returned here. After a busy job, she was dressed neatly, and Manli asked Xiaoni; "What are we going to do now?"

Xiao Ni was a little confused!

"You're the master, you ask me?" That's right, Xiao Ni still has something to say; "We only have two options right now. One was to greet him, and the other was to pretend to be okay and wait in the living room. I suggest that the princess should wait. If so......"

"If you're still something, let's go back and wait."

Mary Sister Paper is not brainless.,It's just that I don't want to think about something under normal circumstances.,Mary Sister Paper thinks it's all very unnecessary things.。

The two of them had just walked far when King Wen led his brother and father here. That's right! There is only this third master, and there is not even a waiting subordinate. This is all what the emperor meant, that is, the surprise he said! Of course, King Wen also said that Manli doesn't like to wear clothes when she is in the sun.

Time goes back to when I first came to King Wen's Mansion.

The emperor said that he would go directly to the place where the princess was in the sun, and King Wen replied yes; "I'm afraid this is a little inappropriate, my princess doesn't wear clothes when she is in the sun." She was right to say so, but the emperor's answer was; "Naked?"

Being able to say such a thing, King Wen was really speechless.

You have to be realistic, right? So King Wen said; "It's not really naked, there's a three-point style."

Don't ask why, there are three points in this world. (No explanation!) ）

"It's okay if you wear it. Our Beast Empire is a very open empire, don't have any too traditional concepts. How can you, who are going to be the ruler of a country in the future, have such a traditional view? You can't do this, you must change it in the future. ”

King Wen is not the only one who is speechless, but King Wu is also speechless.

King Wu was eager to say a word to his father, the Emperor; "Can you pay more attention to your old man's speech? You're not just a loser, so am I. "The inner imagination is very unreliable, and the performance of King Wu is a good proof of this.

That's why this third man came here directly.

"Man?"

The emperor looked at King Wen, and King Wu also looked at King Wen and asked; "Second brother, where are my brothers and sisters? Don't you have the intention of playing tricks on your father? ”

"What a stinking fart!" The emperor turned his head and waited for King Wu to glance, "You're not human, aren't you?" We're all here, and we're talking about trying to fool me alone. ”

"My bad." King Wu bowed his head.

"What's going on?" The emperor asked King Wen.

If you want to say what is going on, King Wen is not very clear. Looking up at the somewhat dazzling sunlight, one of the situations that King Wen could think of was that this time should be a good time for my family to spend the sun on Manli. Why is there no one here?

When I think like this, I naturally think of Xiao Ni who goes to the door first and looks at her.

"I see." Having already thought of what was going on, King Wen was about to speak, when he saw Xiao Ni walking opposite and said; "King Wen, the princess has something to do with you." When she said this, Xiao Ni also nodded to the emperor and King Wu. I was not born to shout the emperor anything, it was because of some special habits of the emperor.

To put it simply, this emperor is very unreliable.

He doesn't like people to kneel down when they see him and say something like "Long live the emperor, long live, long live", he doesn't ask for much. All he had to do was nod his head when he was seen! It was for this reason that Xiao Ni just nodded and didn't say anything more. (To be continued.) )