Although I am stubborn in my mouth, I am miserable in my heart, especially after I checked it with Tencent map, my heart is cold, more than 4,000 kilometers, I have caught up with Tang Seng to learn scriptures, Tang Seng was only more than 4,000 kilometers from Chang'an to Tianzhu, I went from Yunnan to the Northeast, and it is also more than 4,000 kilometers from Nima, and people still have horses to ride, what about me, with 11 roads?

No, I have to figure it out. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

I looked down and thought about it, and suddenly came up with a brilliant idea.

Wouldn't it be okay to find a chance to knock the nine girls unconscious? Then buy three tickets and fly directly to the Northeast, anyway, my buddy is a lighthouse person, even if he carries a unconscious girl on his back, no one dares to ask anything.

I admired myself after thinking of a way, if there was a mirror in front of me, I would have to knock two for myself, I was too talented.

Now that I had an idea, I had to act on it, so I pointed to the distance and said, "Oh, look, what is that, isn't it a flying saucer?" ”

To say that the ninth girl is the ninth girl, even if she is a demon, she still hasn't seen through my plan, she looked curiously in the direction of my finger, and said in her mouth: "Where is it?" ”

Don't miss the time!

I saw an opportunity to pick up a stone from the ground and shine it on the back of the Ninth Girl's neck.

You know, this is the most vulnerable place for human beings, because it houses the central nervous brain stem, so just one tap, it will cause fainting.

Of course, if you don't do it well, you will die, but under normal circumstances, as long as the person's body is too weak, he will not hang up so easily.

And after the monsters become humans, their central nervous system will also imitate humans and put them here, so the ending is the same.

However, I overlooked one problem......

"Why are you hitting me?" The ninth girl clutched the back of her neck and looked at me inexplicably.

"Heh......" I was dumbfounded by the question, I really want to give myself two big ear scrapers, a girl, the nine girls are clearly a demon, or the hard jade in the demon, if I can give people a stone to lie down, everyone is sorry for their original body.

But then again, can this kind of invulnerable woman need me to escort her? Will it be me who escorts her, or is she who escorts me?

"Xiaoyu, it's too much of a waste of time to go to the Northeast on foot, why don't we drive to the Northeast, okay?" I was embarrassed to death, so I listened to Ouyang Dongxue's proposal.

Obviously, she was helping me out, and I smiled at her, if she didn't change the topic in time, I wouldn't know how to face the Nine Girls.

"Driving? It's not impossible. The ninth girl bit her fingers and thought about it, and said, "But you have to let me open it, otherwise I won't worry." ”

"Okay, then we're done." Ouyang Dongxue winked at me happily.

We got into the car one after another, and the nine girls got into the cab position.

When the ninth girl got into the car, she kept touching this and that, looking like she had never seen the world, and I couldn't help asking, "What are you looking for?" ”

"That...... How does this car start? The ninth girl turned her head to ask me.

"The key door is here." I pointed it to her.

"That...... Which is the throttle? The ninth girl asked again.

"Uh......" I suddenly had a bad premonition, and I was about to ask her if she had ever learned to drive, when I heard her say, "Is this it?" ”

"Yes, but ......" Before I could finish my sentence, I slammed my back into the saddle, almost knocking me unconscious, and then my face hit the windshield again.

"Excuse me, are you alright?" I was dizzy, and I heard the voice of the Nine Girls in my ears.

"You didn't learn to drive?" I rubbed my head and pulled the handbrake at the same time, I looked up and shouted in my heart that I was lucky, fortunately there are mountains on both sides here, and if it was a cliff, we would have hung up.

Because at this time, the Humvee crashed into a small mound.

Damn, it's horrible!

"I'm sorry!" The ninth girl smiled wryly, scratched her head and said to me, "I don't have an ID card, and the driving school won't let me sign up." ”

"Ahem...... And you still have to drive? "I try not to get angry.

"I want to open ......" The ninth girl tugged at the corner of her clothes, looking like she had done something wrong, and she was pitiful.

Seeing her like this, my anger subsided a lot, and I said, "I can teach you, but you have to listen attentively." ”

"yes, I can learn to drive, too." The Ninth Girl, who had just been pitiful, immediately made a victory gesture at me as if she had been beaten with chicken blood.

"The gear knob is pushed here to be in forward gear, hanging here is parking gear, and hanging here is reverse gear, but you can't use it for the time being, you remember these two gears first...... When you are in gear, you must step on the brakes, yes, the one on the left is the brake...... "I told her the basic common sense, and let her review it in place a few times, and when she saw that it was almost over, I said: "Drive slowly forward, try to walk......"

"Yes, yes, that's ......"

"Giggles, I thought it was hard to drive, but it doesn't seem to be that hard!" The ninth girl drove out about thirty meters, and muttered to herself.

She muttered to herself, but suddenly turned her head to me and asked in a conspicuous manner, "How is it, it's not bad, right?" ”

“duang！”

There was a loud bang, and my body flickered and almost didn't fly out of the window.

As the saying goes, happiness begets sorrow, and we unfortunately hit a big rock.

I was so angry that my face darkened, I am very suspicious of Yang Yang's words now, is this nine girl really what he said is a nine-colored heart-warming jade? A girl who doesn't even believe in others and only believes in herself, can she make others understand gratitude? I'm skeptical of that.

But as if to prove to me, she saw that she had made a mistake and put on that innocent look, which made my heart sour, and the flame that had been rising was also extinguished at once, and I touched her head: "It's okay, don't worry." ”

After saying this, even I think it's incredible, grandma's, can this girl really give people fire and make people feel calm? Otherwise, why can't I be angry when I face her?

It makes sense to say that the Hummer is so expensive, just this moment, if it is an ordinary car, if it is not crippled, at least a large iron plate will be deflated, but this Humvee, except for a little paint, is stunned at all.

After I instructed her to reverse the car, we were back on our way.

"...... to the right Turn left...... ......"I was almost overwhelmed by this girl, and finally I had to let her slow down to thirty miles."

It was supposed to be a four-day drive, but at this rate, I think it would take at least a month.

Seeing that it was getting dark and our Humvee was still stumbling like a snail, I suddenly realized a serious problem: why didn't I think to buy insurance when I came out?

I'm an old man!